Madea's Witness Protection

00:43:28,481 --> 00:43:30,148 Excuse me? 765 00:43:33,653 --> 00:43:34,820 That's not nice. 766 00:43:34,904 --> 00:43:39,157 Yeah. Her butt must be hungry, 'cause it's chewing that dress alive. 767 00:43:41,869 --> 00:43:45,539 If you need anything, anything at all, 768 00:43:47,250 --> 00:43:49,668 I'm just a whisper away. 769 00:43:49,752 --> 00:43:51,545 All you got to do is whisper. 770 00:43:56,425 --> 00:43:58,552 Okay, I think I'm done. 771 00:43:59,262 --> 00:44:01,388 Where you rushing off to? 772 00:44:02,682 --> 00:44:04,850 - Yoga's over. - Okay. 773 00:44:04,934 --> 00:44:06,017 Creepy. 774 00:44:06,102 --> 00:44:07,435 - Hi. - How you doing? 775 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,771 - I'm good. Thank you. - I see you was up in there doing that yoda. 776 00:44:09,856 --> 00:44:12,190 It's yoga. 777 00:44:12,275 --> 00:44:14,317 No, baby, I don't have no yogurt. I don't eat that. 778 00:44:14,402 --> 00:44:17,863 That mess my stomach up. It's got that abiffidus bacalarus in it. 779 00:44:17,947 --> 00:44:19,948 I can't have that. So you go on and get yourself something else. 780 00:44:20,032 --> 00:44:22,784 I might have some in that fridge there, but I don't eat it. 781 00:44:22,869 --> 00:44:24,077 Well, it looks like you've been cooking. 782 00:44:24,203 --> 00:44:26,329 Yeah, I wanted to feed your family their first day in my house. 783 00:44:26,414 --> 00:44:28,707 I wanted to make sure y'all had something really good to eat. 784 00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:33,545 So I got some waffles, some biscuits, I got some pancakes, I got some bacon, 785 00:44:33,629 --> 00:44:35,547 I got ham. I put a lot of butter on the ham, 786 00:44:35,631 --> 00:44:37,465 a lot of salt and pepper, make it nice and flavorful. 787 00:44:37,550 --> 00:44:38,842 I got oatmeal on the stove. 788 00:44:38,926 --> 00:44:40,218 I got sausage, 789 00:44:40,303 --> 00:44:42,804 and I got eggs and grits and everything else. 790 00:44:42,889 --> 00:44:44,723 Y'all better just feast. 791 00:44:46,809 --> 00:44:48,393 It looks so good. 792 00:44:48,477 --> 00:44:51,354 It's a lot of carbs. You like carbs? 793 00:44:51,439 --> 00:44:52,772 - It's a lot of... - Carbs. 794 00:44:52,899 --> 00:44:54,983 No, baby, I don't eat crabs. You can't eat no crabs. 795 00:44:55,067 --> 00:44:57,819 You gonna have crabs and yogurt? You about to mess your stomach up. 796 00:44:57,904 --> 00:45:00,155 Ain't no seafood on here, honey. I'm allergic to seafood. 797 00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:01,573 Ain't no seafood here nowhere. 798 00:45:01,657 --> 00:45:03,408 Is that how you stay so thin? 799 00:45:03,492 --> 00:45:06,036 No, honey, I don't eat that stuff. Where your family? 800 00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,205 They're sleeping still. 801 00:45:08,289 --> 00:45:10,957 What? They got to get up. 802 00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:14,628 No, baby, your children got to go to school. I got to get them registered, 803 00:45:14,754 --> 00:45:17,214 and George is supposed to see Brian down at the attorney's office. 804 00:45:17,298 --> 00:45:19,090 So, no, no, no, you got to get them up. 805 00:45:19,175 --> 00:45:21,843 Okay, well, I was just gonna let... You know, they're so exhausted. 806 00:45:21,928 --> 00:45:24,179 - No, I'll go get them up. Here, you take this. - Okay. 807 00:45:24,263 --> 00:45:25,472 Take this and stir that real good. 808 00:45:25,598 --> 00:45:27,641 - Whip it real, real good. You understand? - Yeah, I understand. 809 00:45:27,767 --> 00:45:29,768 All right, you need to put something... Here. 810 00:45:29,852 --> 00:45:31,603 Here, put this on. Put this on while you whip. 811 00:45:31,687 --> 00:45:33,188 - You don't wanna get that on you. - Okay. No. 812 00:45:33,272 --> 00:45:34,481 - Put that on. Okay, whip it. - Thank you. 813 00:45:34,607 --> 00:45:36,650 - Whip it real good. - I will. 814 00:45:41,864 --> 00:45:44,449 George, get up out this bed, son. 815 00:45:48,871 --> 00:45:50,038 Kate. 816 00:45:51,457 --> 00:45:53,792 I had this horrible dream 817 00:45:54,126 --> 00:45:57,587 that we were in trouble with the FBI, 818 00:45:57,672 --> 00:46:01,633 and we moved into this house with an old woman who looked like... 819 00:46:03,219 --> 00:46:04,302 Like what? 820 00:46:05,388 --> 00:46:06,513 You. 821 00:46:07,556 --> 00:46:11,184 It's not a dream. It's really happening. 822 00:46:11,644 --> 00:46:13,353 I'm in so deep. 823 00:46:15,690 --> 00:46:18,817 George, you need to get up out this bed. Brian is waiting for you down at the office. 824 00:46:18,901 --> 00:46:20,610 He said he was gonna have you come down there this morning. 825 00:46:20,695 --> 00:46:22,445 Now, get up on out this bed. 826 00:46:22,530 --> 00:46:25,699 My life is over. I'm not getting out of this bed. 827 00:46:25,825 --> 00:46:28,034 There's no rea...