Jesus Henry Christ

Some people donate blood, I donate semen’s. 475 00:33:36,100 --> 00:33:38,300 Why? 476 00:33:38,300 --> 00:33:40,000 Not? 477 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,300 These are release form. 478 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:48,100 Pretty standard stuff really, no biggie. 479 00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:51,000 Now should your fertility be unaffected 480 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000 by the chemotherapy, 481 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:57,800 then all of your sperms shall be properly disposed of. 482 00:33:57,900 --> 00:34:02,100 Unless... 483 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:03,900 Unless? 484 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:08,600 You consent to have it donated by checking off that box. 485 00:34:08,700 --> 00:34:10,700 Little box at the bottom. 486 00:34:10,700 --> 00:34:13,700 Little teeny box. 487 00:34:13,700 --> 00:34:16,800 The process is completely anonymous 488 00:34:16,900 --> 00:34:21,100 and you will be monetarily compensated. 489 00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:25,000 Money's not the issue. 490 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,200 Then consider it a means of fulfilling 491 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:30,100 your biological imperative. 492 00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:32,500 I can only imagine the profound love 493 00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:34,200 pouring out of a mother's heart 494 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:38,400 when she first embraces her newborn child. 495 00:34:38,500 --> 00:34:41,500 A JOY that you... 496 00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:45,600 you have made possible. 497 00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:47,100 Alice. 498 00:34:47,100 --> 00:34:50,900 I know, I know, Gunter, I know, I'm late. 499 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:54,600 It's been almost an hour. 500 00:34:54,700 --> 00:34:56,100 Honey? 501 00:34:56,100 --> 00:34:57,800 You look positively radiant. 502 00:34:57,900 --> 00:35:01,600 You are too kind, Gunter. 503 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:02,600 Now then. 504 00:35:02,700 --> 00:35:04,000 What's all this about? 505 00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:09,900 You... 506 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,600 you didn't start without me, did you? 507 00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:16,600 God, Slavkin, I left work early to be here. 508 00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:20,400 That is so like you to be totally selfish. 509 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,600 I took your last name. 510 00:35:22,700 --> 00:35:24,800 <i>- Remember? - Alice Stravinowsky?</i> 511 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,300 What would people think? 512 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:31,900 That we're married. 513 00:35:31,900 --> 00:35:33,200 Well. 514 00:35:37,500 --> 00:35:40,600 I may have lost my wife to my oncologist, 515 00:35:40,700 --> 00:35:43,100 but my fish can still swim. 516 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:49,900 At least I still have my health. 517 00:35:51,300 --> 00:35:54,800 Which is a lot more than I can say for Dr. Flowers. 518 00:35:54,900 --> 00:35:56,300 What happened to Dr. Flowers? 519 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,200 The Bulls won a championship. 520 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:05,000 <i>And the Bulls win the championship.</i> 521 00:36:05,100 --> 00:36:08,000 <i>Chicago is going crazy tonight.</i> 522 00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:09,800 <i>Hundreds have been arrested as fireworks</i> 523 00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:13,900 <i>and random gunfire explode throughout the city.</i> 524 00:36:13,900 --> 00:36:16,000 Gunter! 525 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,700 Gunter! 526 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,300 Don't pretend like you don't hear me, Gunter! 527 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:23,200 Yes, honey. 528 00:36:23,300 --> 00:36:24,900 Yes, Henry? 529 00:36:24,900 --> 00:36:26,200 Huh? 530 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:27,700 You look like you have something you want to say. 531 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,000 Oh, it's-- it's nothing. 532 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,300 So, now that you find yourself 533 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:42,700 to be a man without a school... 534 00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:44,300 what are your plans? 535 00:36:44,300 --> 00:36:45,800 My plans? 536 00:36:45,900 --> 00:36:48,100 To continue your education. 537 00:36:48,100 --> 00:36:50,000 Patricia and I haven't really talked about that. 538 00:36:53,100 --> 00:36:54,200 Who's Patricia? 539 00:36:54,300 --> 00:36:55,900 My mother. 540 00:36:55,900 --> 00:36:57,800 You call your mother by her first name? 541 00:36:57,900 --> 00:37:00,800 What does Audrey call you? 542 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:03,700 My daughter calls me names. 543 00:37:03,700 --> 00:37:05,300 Bad ones mostly. 544 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,500 Always actually. 545 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:13,300 Local news covering the greater Chicago-land area. 546 00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:15,900 <i>The Windy City is about to get a whole lot windier</i> 547 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:17,200 <i>as the city braces itself-</i> 548 00:37:17,300 --> 00:37:19,600 I want to go to college. 549 00:37:19,700 --> 00:37:23,400 <i>Stay tuned for "Storm Watch," every hou