Beautiful Girls

You're both fucking insane. 442 00:38:26,209 --> 00:38:27,792 You know what your problem is? 443 00:38:27,917 --> 00:38:31,292 MTV, Playboy and Madison fucking Avenue. 444 00:38:31,417 --> 00:38:33,792 Yes. Let me explain something to you. 445 00:38:33,917 --> 00:38:36,250 Girls with big tits have big asses. 446 00:38:36,375 --> 00:38:40,000 Girls with little tits have little asses. That's how it goes. 447 00:38:40,125 --> 00:38:42,292 God doesn't fuck around. He's fair. 448 00:38:42,417 --> 00:38:44,709 He gave the fatties big, beautiful tits 449 00:38:44,834 --> 00:38:47,167 and the skinnies little, tiny niddlers. 450 00:38:47,292 --> 00:38:50,292 It's not my rule. If you don't like it, call him. 451 00:38:53,334 --> 00:38:55,125 Hey, Mitch. 452 00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:56,500 Thank you. 453 00:38:56,625 --> 00:38:59,084 Oh, guys, look what we have here. 454 00:38:59,209 --> 00:39:01,959 Look. Your favourite. Oh, you like that? 455 00:39:02,084 --> 00:39:05,875 - I can go with that. - Nice? Well, it doesn't exist. 456 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,667 Look at the hair. It's long, flowing - like a river. 457 00:39:09,792 --> 00:39:11,750 Well, it's a fucking weave, OK? 458 00:39:11,875 --> 00:39:15,625 And the tits. Please! I could hang my overcoat on them. 459 00:39:15,750 --> 00:39:18,334 Tits, by design, were invented to be suckled by babies. 460 00:39:18,459 --> 00:39:22,459 Yes, they're purely functional. These are silicone city. 461 00:39:22,584 --> 00:39:25,250 And look - my favourite, the shaved pubis. 462 00:39:25,375 --> 00:39:28,750 Pubic hair being so unruly and all. 463 00:39:28,875 --> 00:39:32,042 This is a mockery, a sham. This is bullshit. 464 00:39:33,417 --> 00:39:37,375 Implants, collagen, plastic, capped teeth, the fat sucked out, 465 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:40,625 the hair extended, the nose fixed, the bush shaved... 466 00:39:40,750 --> 00:39:43,459 These are not real women. They're beauty freaks. 467 00:39:43,584 --> 00:39:46,417 They make us normal women with our wrinkles, 468 00:39:46,542 --> 00:39:50,875 our puckered boobs - hi, Bob - our cellulite, feel somehow inadequate. 469 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,625 Well, I don't buy it. 470 00:39:52,750 --> 00:39:57,667 But if you think there's a chance you could get one of these women, 471 00:39:57,792 --> 00:40:01,667 you don't give us real women any commitment - it's pathetic. 472 00:40:01,792 --> 00:40:06,250 What do you think you'll do? You'll end up drooling in some nursing home, 473 00:40:06,375 --> 00:40:09,625 then you'll decide that it's time to settle down, have kids? 474 00:40:09,750 --> 00:40:12,542 You gonna find a cheerleader? Charge it, Mitch. 475 00:40:12,667 --> 00:40:14,959 - You're oversimplifying. - Oh, eat me! 476 00:40:15,084 --> 00:40:18,792 Look at Paul - models on the wall, dog named Elle MacPherson. 477 00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:21,834 He's insane! He's obsessed. You're all obsessed. 478 00:40:21,959 --> 00:40:25,917 If you had an ounce of self-esteem, of self-worth, of self-confidence, 479 00:40:26,042 --> 00:40:30,875 you would realise that as trite as it may sound, beauty is truly skin deep. 480 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:35,084 And if you did hook a model, I guarantee you'd be sick of her. 481 00:40:35,209 --> 00:40:37,417 Yeah, I suppose I'd get sick of her 482 00:40:37,542 --> 00:40:40,750 after about, what, 20 or 30 years? 483 00:40:42,834 --> 00:40:47,042 Get over yourself. Thank you, Mitch. Say hello to Gertrude. 484 00:40:47,167 --> 00:40:50,459 No matter how perfect the nipple, how supple the thigh, 485 00:40:50,584 --> 00:40:54,209 unless there's some other shit going on besides the physical, 486 00:40:54,334 --> 00:40:55,875 it's going to get old, OK? 487 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,917 And you guys have got to get a grip, 488 00:40:59,042 --> 00:41:02,959 otherwise the future of the human race is in jeopardy. 489 00:41:06,209 --> 00:41:07,625 What was that? 490 00:41:07,750 --> 00:41:09,584 I have to wait for you, Pete? 491 00:41:09,709 --> 00:41:11,375 I don't know. 492 00:41:11,500 --> 00:41:16,209 - Great ass. - Nice tits. Come on. Let's go. 493 00:41:43,584 --> 00:41:45,542 - Hey. - What's up? 494 00:41:45,667 --> 00:41:47,459 Nothing. 495 00:41:51,125 --> 00:41:53,167 Who's the guy? 496 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:59,709 - Andrew Willis. He's in my class. - Oh. He your boyfriend? 497 00:42:00,875 --> 00:42:03,459 I don't know. I guess. He's OK. 498 00:42:04,209 --> 00:42:06,250 He seemed a little short. 499 00:42:06,375 --> 00:42:10,167 - He's 12 years old, Willie. - Oh, right. 500 00:42:11,459 --> 00:42:14,209 So, he's not really... Right. 501 00:42:14,334 --> 00:42:16,042 Are you OK? 502 00:42:16,167 --> 00:42:18,167 Yeah. Yeah, I'm... Why? 503 00:42:18,292 --> 00:42:22,459 - You seem a littl...