Emily the Criminal

396 00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:28,363 You're welcome. 397 00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:30,157 Is your face swelling? 398 00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:33,493 Your face? You need to put ice on it, okay? 399 00:32:33,702 --> 00:32:34,369 Yeah, I know. 400 00:32:34,578 --> 00:32:35,579 Right away. 401 00:32:37,247 --> 00:32:40,500 But you need to use the ice cubes. Yes? 402 00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:42,387 Yeah. You think, I don't know how to do ice? 403 00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:44,337 I did not say you don't, okay? 404 00:32:44,504 --> 00:32:45,297 I could help. I could come up and help. 405 00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:48,091 You want to help put ice cubes on my face? 406 00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:52,971 Sure. 407 00:33:08,445 --> 00:33:10,197 - Here. - Thank you. 408 00:33:10,363 --> 00:33:12,574 - Put it right on your face. - Mmhmm 409 00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:17,245 You don't have to do that. 410 00:33:31,593 --> 00:33:32,886 I told you there isn't any left. 411 00:33:33,053 --> 00:33:33,512 I know. 412 00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:36,890 - You got no other booze. - Excuse me, no. It's there. 413 00:33:48,235 --> 00:33:49,236 Excuse me. 414 00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:53,448 Did you make these? 415 00:33:53,657 --> 00:33:55,617 Yeah, a long time ago. 416 00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:12,133 Check it out. 417 00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:17,556 I'm going to buy this place and fix it up. 418 00:34:19,182 --> 00:34:21,393 Forty units, just like this, rental properties. 419 00:34:22,227 --> 00:34:23,853 My man, rahad is going to sell it to me 420 00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:25,313 after he's done renovating. 421 00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:29,985 You're going to buy this? 422 00:34:30,151 --> 00:34:31,152 I am. 423 00:34:32,529 --> 00:34:33,530 How much is it? 424 00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:38,702 It's a little down payment. 425 00:34:38,868 --> 00:34:40,537 You make that much selling tvs? 426 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:46,751 Sometimes tvs, sometimes other things as you know. 427 00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:51,548 How much can one person make if they did what you do? 428 00:34:51,715 --> 00:34:53,133 What I do? 429 00:34:53,341 --> 00:34:54,426 No, I was just wondering. 430 00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:56,261 I mean, I already did it twice. 431 00:34:57,679 --> 00:34:59,306 You could show me how to do it. 432 00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:01,224 Why? What's in it for me? 433 00:35:01,391 --> 00:35:03,643 I don't know, how about a free car? 434 00:35:22,412 --> 00:35:23,747 Here. 435 00:35:23,913 --> 00:35:27,083 Keep it. Now you have my number. 436 00:35:52,442 --> 00:35:54,402 Hey, I'm sorry about yesterday. All right? 437 00:35:54,569 --> 00:35:55,779 Did it go okay? 438 00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:58,531 Marco wants to talk to you. 439 00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:03,286 Hey. 440 00:36:03,453 --> 00:36:05,163 Yo, what happened yesterday? 441 00:36:05,288 --> 00:36:07,499 It was an emergency, okay? I'm really sorry. 442 00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:09,042 Why didn't you call? 443 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:10,210 I should have. 444 00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:14,089 Well, I got to cut your lunch Wednesday, 445 00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:14,923 Thursday, and Friday. 446 00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:16,450 If you want to double up on nights- 447 00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:18,802 what, what? Starting this week? 448 00:36:18,927 --> 00:36:20,553 This week. Yeah. 449 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:23,556 No, you can't take me off the calendar 450 00:36:23,723 --> 00:36:24,307 with no warning, Marco. 451 00:36:24,474 --> 00:36:26,434 I'm s o r ry 1 a r e y ou a n e m p io y e r'? 452 00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:28,561 No, you're an independent contractor. 453 00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:30,887 So quit talking like you got rights and go back to work. 454 00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:32,607 Oh my god, dude. We have rights. 455 00:36:32,774 --> 00:36:33,441 Just because we're not employees- 456 00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:35,360 look, this isn't a union in house. 457 00:36:35,485 --> 00:36:38,530 Call your shop steward then. All right? 458 00:36:38,738 --> 00:36:40,824 You got a union shop steward, call them, 459 00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:42,450 if not go back to work. 460 00:36:57,424 --> 00:37:02,387 So I can give you numbers, but I can't make cards for you. 461 00:37:02,595 --> 00:37:04,389 I do not have the time. 462 00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:08,393 But it's easy. 463 00:37:10,270 --> 00:37:11,271 Watch. 464 00:37:14,649 --> 00:37:15,769 Here's the numbers. 465 00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:25,785 Here's the cards. 466 00:37:56,065 --> 00:37:56,733 Okay. 467 00:37:56,941 --> 00:37:58,234 Now, you scan the magnet. 468 00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:06,826 Now you try. 469 00:38:09,954 --> 00:38:10,955 Fuckeh 470 00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:16,820 when you did it, it looked so easy. 471 00:38:20,590 --> 00:38:22,842 Okay, wait, wait. Look, look. ...