Single All the Way

-All the time. 673 00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:59,339 And magically here you are. 674 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:02,467 Here I am. 675 00:30:02,967 --> 00:30:04,677 -[coughs] -Oh! Oh! 676 00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:07,388 -Let me… Let me get you a clean one. -Oh, thank you. 677 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:09,891 [Peter clears throat] 678 00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:13,978 Real Christmas trees. 679 00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:16,022 Hmm. 680 00:30:16,105 --> 00:30:17,565 -Flip it around. -[James] Yeah. 681 00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:20,568 -Are you okay? -Yeah, I got it. 682 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:22,445 Getting these branches here. 683 00:30:22,529 --> 00:30:24,864 -Okay. That's fine. -Yeah. 684 00:30:26,574 --> 00:30:28,535 -Did we do it? -I think we did. 685 00:30:29,619 --> 00:30:31,079 Except you won’t be able to drive. 686 00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:33,748 [chuckles] Can’t we just pull it back towards us? 687 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:34,874 -Yeah, sure. -Okay. 688 00:30:37,293 --> 00:30:38,253 [Peter grunts] 689 00:30:38,336 --> 00:30:40,129 -Oh! Okay. -Yeah. 690 00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:41,756 -Yeah. -[chuckles] 691 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,299 -Hey! -Okay. 692 00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:47,846 -[sighs] -[chuckles] 693 00:30:48,888 --> 00:30:50,932 Well, should we ask Mrs. Claus? 694 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:55,103 Ah, she's busy, and you did tell me you know what you're doing. 695 00:30:55,186 --> 00:30:57,730 -I said that to impress you. -[both laugh] 696 00:30:57,814 --> 00:30:58,940 [message alert bleeps] 697 00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:03,069 You got me a down vest. 698 00:31:03,152 --> 00:31:04,112 Merry Christmas. 699 00:31:04,195 --> 00:31:05,113 Thank you. 700 00:31:05,905 --> 00:31:07,866 Aren’t y’all breaking the rules? 701 00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:10,952 I thought the whole point of this was to keep presents a secret. 702 00:31:11,035 --> 00:31:14,747 Rules are meant to be broken, especially when it comes to insane rules 703 00:31:14,831 --> 00:31:17,667 that make zero sense. [chuckles] 704 00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:19,627 Why are we all in separate rooms 705 00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:21,963 wrapping our gifts at the same time at our mother's house? 706 00:31:22,046 --> 00:31:24,757 Because that's what we did when we were kids. 707 00:31:24,841 --> 00:31:28,303 [chuckles] But now we’re grown-ups with our own houses, 708 00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:29,971 so you’re wondering, 709 00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:32,432 "Why do they still have to wrap them here?" 710 00:31:32,515 --> 00:31:34,225 Great question, Nick. 711 00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:36,519 And the non-answer answer to that is because 712 00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:41,149 this is the "Annual Harrison Family Secret Wrapping Party," 713 00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:42,817 courtesy of Christmas Carole. 714 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,777 -[clears throat] -Do we need wine? 715 00:31:44,861 --> 00:31:46,905 -Yes, wine. -We definitely do. 716 00:31:46,988 --> 00:31:47,864 Oh, Nick! Nick! 717 00:31:47,947 --> 00:31:50,742 Could you find out what my mother is getting me? 718 00:31:50,825 --> 00:31:53,036 And if it’s another one of her stupid signs, 719 00:31:53,119 --> 00:31:55,330 tell her I'd like cash instead. 720 00:31:55,413 --> 00:31:56,331 [Tony chuckles] 721 00:31:57,415 --> 00:31:58,499 -Okay. -Okay. 722 00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:01,377 -Hey, Christmas Carole-- -[gasps] 723 00:32:01,461 --> 00:32:03,254 Oh, I think I just peed a little bit. 724 00:32:03,338 --> 00:32:04,464 Oh! [chuckles] 725 00:32:04,547 --> 00:32:06,925 I thought you were Peter. I’m wrapping his gift! 726 00:32:07,008 --> 00:32:10,345 -Can I see what you’re giving him? -Yeah, you promise not to tell? 727 00:32:11,679 --> 00:32:12,555 Ta-da! 728 00:32:12,639 --> 00:32:16,142 "Bloom where you are planted." [chuckles] 729 00:32:16,225 --> 00:32:17,727 -[chuckling] -Oh, I love that. 730 00:32:17,810 --> 00:32:19,062 I know! I love it too. 731 00:32:19,145 --> 00:32:21,105 Oh, do you wanna see the one I made for Lisa? 732 00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:23,775 -Yes. -Ready? 733 00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:31,908 You know, she actually, um… 734 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:35,203 -What, honey? -She sent me to get wine. 735 00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:39,415 Oh, uh, we're out. I'll go get more. 736 00:32:39,499 --> 00:32:41,626 [Nick] I got you. I just need your car. 737 00:32:47,548 --> 00:32:49,968 [Peter] Well, I think we did it. Can I give you a ride home? 738 00:32:50,051 --> 00:32:53,096 -You think I’m getting in that death trap? -[laughs] 739 00:32:53,179 --> 00:32:55,139 I live a block away. I can walk. 740 00:32:55,848 --> 00:32:56,766 But, uh… 741 00:32:58,017 --> 00:32:59,060 I had fun. 742 00:32:59,143 --> 00:33:00,144 So did I. 743 00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:02,188 Yeah. 744 00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:06,192 Bye. 745 00:33:0