Good Luck Charlie, It's Christmas!

Well, if you take this road right here, 572 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,560 and you go about 600 miles you'll hit Las Vegas. 573 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,160 (WHINING) 574 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:17,200 Aw. 575 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:19,360 You in a tough spot, hon? 576 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:20,920 (SQUEAKILY) Mmm-hmm. 577 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:22,760 Tell you what, 578 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,560 I do have an old Yugo I could sell you. 579 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,040 -A Yugo? -Mmm-hmm. 580 00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:28,280 What's a Yugo? 581 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,880 It's a car that's 10 years older than you, 582 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:36,160 built in a country that no longer exists. 583 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:37,480 It's 50 bucks. 584 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:39,680 BOTH: We'll take it. 585 00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:46,920 Okay, 50 bucks. Yup, worth every penny. 586 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,400 Every penny. 587 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:53,920 Now, you might want to baby her a little. 588 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:55,120 She's seen better days. 589 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:56,960 When? 590 00:27:57,040 --> 00:28:00,280 Hey, Daryl, are you sure it won't fall apart at 60 miles an hour? 591 00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:03,720 Oh, don't worry, she won't go near that speed. 592 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,280 (METAL CREAKING) 593 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:07,720 Good luck! 594 00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:10,880 Oh, if you're gonna use the radio, 595 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:12,880 you're gonna need this. 596 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:21,120 I got you! I got you! 597 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,120 (GRUNTS) 598 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,600 Oh, they got me! 599 00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:30,120 Yes! You're dead! Can I play now? 600 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,280 No, it's too late! I respawned. 601 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,600 Grandpa, that's not fair! 602 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,120 Let me just level up again! 603 00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:38,800 You've been saying that for two hours! 604 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:40,560 I'm starting to worry about you! 605 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:42,320 This is really unhealthy. 606 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,640 You love your grandpa, right? 607 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,160 Of course I do. 608 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:49,560 Then tell me how to get past the Plains of Fire. 609 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:51,880 Who do I have to take out first, 610 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,520 the guys in the Tower of Doom, or the ones on the ground? 611 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,160 Neither. 612 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:01,760 You sneak around the ridge and attack from behind. 613 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,720 Plus there's an extra power-up behind that boulder. 614 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,320 You're a good boy. Take a mint. 615 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:08,840 No, I'm good. 616 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:13,240 Honey. Come on, don't you want to find out 617 00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:14,680 what happened at the hippos' picnic? 618 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:16,280 No! 619 00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,000 Well, you can't expect her to love books 620 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,120 if you never read to her at home. 621 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:21,840 I read to her all the time. 622 00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:23,040 Nuh-uh! 623 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:30,720 Wow, I met so many hot babes at the pool. 624 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,520 Literally, it's, like, 110 degrees out there. 625 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:35,760 What happened to you? 626 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,640 I fell asleep at the pool for a few hours. 627 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,920 But don't worry, I was wearing this. 628 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:46,040 PJ, this isn't sunblock. This is suntan oil! 629 00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:47,240 What's the difference? 630 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:49,120 One protects your skin from the harmful rays, 631 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,240 the other fries you like a wonton. 632 00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:55,000 Oh. No wonder I was feeling a little crispy. 633 00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,920 You've just been raising yourself, haven't you? 634 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,840 You want to come live with us? 635 00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,160 (LAUGHING) 636 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,440 Way to get in the Christmas spirit, Santa Claus! 637 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:08,640 (GROANS) 638 00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:10,080 Gabe! 639 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,560 Sorry. Know what will make that feel better? 640 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,400 A nice, hot shower. 641 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:16,640 -Really? -Yeah. 642 00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:18,680 The ignorance! 643 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:21,160 It's like you've been raised by wolves! 644 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:22,280 Fat wolves. 645 00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:26,720 Man, first I was freezing, now I'm burning up. 646 00:30:26,8