The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover

- Leave him alone. - I'll show you what a great teacher... 415 00:43:18,041 --> 00:43:22,874 Oh, I see. So I'm not supposed to do that? I'll give you an education. 416 00:43:23,166 --> 00:43:25,790 - Albert, please leave him alone. - Oh, no. 417 00:43:25,791 --> 00:43:28,665 Stand there and don't you move. 418 00:43:28,666 --> 00:43:30,790 - Just leave him be. - Watch this. 419 00:43:30,791 --> 00:43:35,290 - No. Wait till we get home, Albert. - Georgie. Georgie, come here. 420 00:43:35,291 --> 00:43:39,915 Right. What's all this? You're not wearing any bloody knickers. 421 00:43:39,916 --> 00:43:43,290 You've been sitting in that restaurant with no knickers on? 422 00:43:43,541 --> 00:43:47,790 With Cory and Mitchel and all those people? What's this mean? 423 00:43:47,791 --> 00:43:50,290 Where are they? Give them to me at once. 424 00:43:50,291 --> 00:43:54,415 Go on. Look at this. Get in that car, you dirty whore. 425 00:43:54,666 --> 00:43:58,540 Why don't you take everything off? 426 00:43:58,541 --> 00:44:02,874 Get in there. Go on! Get in that car! 427 00:44:03,166 --> 00:44:06,999 - Now you! You get in there as well. - No! 428 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:10,624 - Go on. Get in there. Get in. - No! Please! 429 00:44:11,541 --> 00:44:15,290 - No! No! No! - Get in there! Get in. 430 00:44:15,291 --> 00:44:17,290 Aah! Ah! 431 00:44:21,916 --> 00:44:24,665 Right... 432 00:44:24,666 --> 00:44:26,790 No! 433 00:44:33,125 --> 00:44:37,374 ♪ Wash me thoroughly ♪ 434 00:44:37,375 --> 00:44:41,040 ♪ From my iniquity ♪ 435 00:44:42,416 --> 00:44:50,374 ♪ And cleanse me from my sins ♪ 436 00:44:52,541 --> 00:44:58,999 ♪ Have mercy upon me... ♪ 437 00:45:01,666 --> 00:45:03,749 I have two minutes. 438 00:45:28,750 --> 00:45:36,290 ♪ Purge me with hyssop ♪ 439 00:45:39,250 --> 00:45:41,290 ♪ And I shall be ♪ 440 00:45:42,625 --> 00:45:44,665 ♪ Clean ♪ 441 00:45:46,291 --> 00:45:53,540 ♪ Wash me ♪ 442 00:45:53,541 --> 00:46:00,915 ♪ And I shall be whiter than snow ♪ 443 00:46:03,125 --> 00:46:06,999 ♪ Make me to hear ♪ 444 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,624 ♪ Thy joy and gladness ♪ 445 00:46:16,041 --> 00:46:18,665 ♪ That the bones ♪ 446 00:46:18,666 --> 00:46:26,665 ♪ That Thou hast broken may rejoice ♪ 447 00:47:28,291 --> 00:47:31,415 Do you know, Mitchel, what prairie oysters are? 448 00:47:32,625 --> 00:47:34,540 Fish. 449 00:47:34,791 --> 00:47:39,040 So if someone feeds you a prairie oyster, what would you be eating? 450 00:47:39,375 --> 00:47:43,540 Fish. Like from the lakes and that. They're the... 451 00:47:43,541 --> 00:47:45,915 The clams with the little pearls in. 452 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:50,540 Prairie oysters would be very precious to their owners. No. 453 00:47:50,791 --> 00:47:52,915 No, look. Imagine... 454 00:47:52,916 --> 00:47:57,165 Just imagine that this is a prairie oyster. 455 00:47:57,166 --> 00:48:01,165 Now, go on. Eat that. Go on. Put it in your mouth. Go on. Go on. 456 00:48:01,416 --> 00:48:03,999 Now, what's it taste like? 457 00:48:06,291 --> 00:48:08,624 - Wet bread. - No. 458 00:48:08,625 --> 00:48:11,415 It's all squishy with gritty bits in it. 459 00:48:13,291 --> 00:48:15,499 That's the sand. 460 00:48:17,541 --> 00:48:20,624 That's the sand. You're a comic. 461 00:48:20,625 --> 00:48:24,124 No, you mule. It's got a skin round it. 462 00:48:27,500 --> 00:48:29,749 - Do you spit the skin out? - No. 463 00:48:29,750 --> 00:48:33,040 Pick it out of your teeth afterwards, chump it up. 464 00:48:33,041 --> 00:48:36,290 Now, swallow that, go on, swallow it. Swallow it. 465 00:48:36,291 --> 00:48:38,415 Go on, that's right. 466 00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:42,499 Now, Mitchel, you have just eaten a sheep's bollock. 467 00:48:48,250 --> 00:48:51,665 The next time I ask you to work for me, Mitchel, 468 00:48:51,666 --> 00:48:55,499 I'll be expecting you to chew someone's bollocks off on demand. 469 00:48:57,416 --> 00:48:59,540 Oh, you're back. 470 00:48:59,541 --> 00:49:04,790 What do you find in that toilet that's so fascinating? I'll go and have a pee and a look. 471 00:49:05,166 --> 00:49:09,999 What have they got since I was last in there? Velvet seats, dirty pictures? Hah. 472 00:49:10,291 --> 00:49:13,749 Free perfume? A private drinks bar? 473 00:49:44,750 --> 00:49:47,624 Cor, what a disgusting smell in here! 474 00:49:47,625 --> 00:49:51,249 Must be the pigs using it, eh? How disgusting it is. 475 00:49:51,500 --> 00:49:55,749 Ha! Urgh, how horrible. Disgusting. 476 00:49:55,750 --> 00:49:59,124 Revolting place, needs airing out. What's this? 477 00:49:59,125 --> 00:50:01,415 Gaw, phwoar, phwoar... 478 00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:07,415 Look. "There was a young man from Uckinham who got caught while he was..." 479 00:50:07,750 --> 00:50:12,165 That is disgusting! Peopl...