Van Helsing: The London Assignment

98 00:11:10,736 --> 00:11:14,934 Marriage? But am I not still ill? 99 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:18,568 You shall have your medicine every night... 100 00:11:18,644 --> 00:11:22,808 to keep you young and mine forever. 101 00:11:30,656 --> 00:11:32,920 <i>Could you stop squirming?</i> 102 00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:36,189 If you bought me the proper-sized corset, I wouldn't have to squirm. 103 00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:38,526 There. A vision of loveliness. 104 00:11:38,597 --> 00:11:43,034 I told the cardinal when he got your cable I am not a field man. 105 00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:46,538 There's not much danger of you being mistaken for any kind of man, Carl. 106 00:11:46,605 --> 00:11:49,233 Oh! You put on too much powder. 107 00:11:49,308 --> 00:11:51,708 And this lip rouge with this scarf? 108 00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:55,713 No real lady would be caught dead with... Perhaps not the best choice of words. 109 00:11:55,781 --> 00:11:59,649 <i>Carl, for a friar, you know an awful lot about lip rouge.</i> 110 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:03,655 Anything worth doing is worth doing well, even being demon bait. 111 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,953 Well, it's not as if I could put an innocent life at risk. 112 00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:07,959 <i>What about my innocent life?</i> 113 00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:11,224 If you truly believe this is beyond the scope of your calling... 114 00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:15,063 Don't worry. I know exactly what I'm doing. 115 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,232 That's what worries me. 116 00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:26,506 <i>Come on, ducky. What do ya say? Let us buy you a pint.</i> 117 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,513 Oh, I don't know. 118 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,175 Would you happen to be a gentleman of medicine? 119 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,741 If that's your fancy, girlie, 120 00:12:33,819 --> 00:12:36,652 I can play doctor with the best of'em. 121 00:12:38,824 --> 00:12:43,488 Physician, heal thyself. Men, they're all the same. 122 00:12:43,562 --> 00:12:45,962 Should we try another street corner? 123 00:12:47,199 --> 00:12:50,100 Van Helsing, where are you hiding now? 124 00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:57,039 - It's about time you showed up. - Sorry to keep you waiting, milady. 125 00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:59,600 I am not a lady! 126 00:12:59,678 --> 00:13:02,806 That's all right. I'm not a gentleman. 127 00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:17,991 You've only got one way out of this. 128 00:13:19,231 --> 00:13:21,222 I know. 129 00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:31,666 <i>You're no priest, man. You don't miss much.</i> 130 00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:37,110 Ah, the fetching lady friend. 131 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:43,147 Stay there. 132 00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:42,470 Don't shoot! I have no money! 133 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,411 I beg your pardon. 134 00:14:56,795 --> 00:15:00,492 Can you guess what happens next? 135 00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:51,415 This is where you get off. 136 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,401 Van Helsing, how did you get here? 137 00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:49,134 I, uh... I put on the brakes. How did you get here? 138 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:52,006 Well, according to the map, after 9:00, the Marelybone line... 139 00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:55,740 Let's go see what's left of our friend, huh? 140 00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:03,613 I don't understand. How can I keep losing the trail of something so big? 141 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,624 And what's this? It's my new invention. 142 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,183 <i>La santa pistola de agua.</i> 143 00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:12,788 The holy water pistol? Mm-hmm. 144 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,857 I thought it might come in handy sometime. It might. 145 00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:20,633 It's as if the holy water made contact with something... 146 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,697 Unholy. 147 00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:33,308 Wherever he's going, he's following this sewer line. 148 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:43,294 We've reached the end of the line. 149 00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:53,067 Decaying flesh and sulfur. 150 00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:56,801 This is his lair. 151 00:17:56,875 --> 00:18:00,572 Exactly how do you propose we cross that flaming moat of certain death? 152 00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:02,580 The same way Hyde must have. 153 00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:05,344 Those stepping stones. 154 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:08,284 I'll go first, shall I? 155 00:18:08,353 --> 00:18:11,982 I could have been a Franciscan, but, no! 156 00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:16,923 I had to travel. See the world. 157 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,865 Well done. 158 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:23,800 Carl, look out! 159 00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:27,270 <i>Elizabethan. Sixteenth century. I know those uniforms.</i> 160 00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:30,240 <i>- They're beefeaters. Of the dead!</i> 161 00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:33,107 Carl, in our line of work, there's