Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical

651 00:35:12,875 --> 00:35:14,792 You're going to Chokey, kid. 652 00:35:14,875 --> 00:35:17,708 But that's not right! He didn't do anything. 653 00:35:17,792 --> 00:35:20,167 Take it from me. The boy's doomed. 654 00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:22,375 Matilda, please help me. 655 00:35:22,458 --> 00:35:24,000 Why not just tell her that… 656 00:35:24,917 --> 00:35:25,917 Okay. 657 00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:28,167 Look, when did this happen? 658 00:35:28,750 --> 00:35:30,167 About 20 minutes ago. 659 00:35:30,250 --> 00:35:31,417 But why? 660 00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:33,292 [whistle blowing] 661 00:35:33,375 --> 00:35:35,625 You'd better hide. Quick, blazers! 662 00:35:35,708 --> 00:35:38,417 - [whistle continues blowing] - Please don't tell her where I am! 663 00:35:40,125 --> 00:35:41,958 [boy] Run, run! 664 00:35:42,042 --> 00:35:43,042 Hurry up! 665 00:35:43,875 --> 00:35:46,000 [hushed chattering] 666 00:35:47,292 --> 00:35:50,500 - [whistle continue blowing] - [Lavender squeaking] 667 00:35:51,958 --> 00:35:54,375 - Be still, child! - [gasps] 668 00:35:57,792 --> 00:36:03,500 What a repellent parade of imps and hobgoblins, 669 00:36:03,583 --> 00:36:06,917 chitter-chattering away. 670 00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:12,292 Where's the maggot known as Nigel? 671 00:36:12,375 --> 00:36:13,875 [muffled fart] 672 00:36:15,750 --> 00:36:17,417 Over there, under those blazers. 673 00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:19,542 [quiet gasps, groans] 674 00:36:24,375 --> 00:36:26,375 Where he's been for the last hour! 675 00:36:27,292 --> 00:36:28,292 What? 676 00:36:28,958 --> 00:36:29,792 Yeah. 677 00:36:29,875 --> 00:36:34,375 You see, Nigel suffers from a rare but chronic sleep disorder, narcolepsy. 678 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000 The condition is characterized by the sufferer 679 00:36:37,083 --> 00:36:39,167 experiencing bouts of fatigue 680 00:36:39,250 --> 00:36:41,792 and falling asleep without any warning. 681 00:36:41,875 --> 00:36:44,583 He fell asleep and we put him in the blazers for safety. 682 00:36:45,667 --> 00:36:46,667 Didn't we? 683 00:36:48,667 --> 00:36:49,792 Didn't we? 684 00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:53,542 - [children agreeing enthusiastically] - [Nigel yawning] 685 00:36:53,625 --> 00:36:56,125 I had the strangest dream, Mum. 686 00:36:56,708 --> 00:36:57,917 I thought I was… 687 00:36:58,958 --> 00:37:00,417 Oh. 688 00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:02,042 Hello, Miss Trunchbull. 689 00:37:06,417 --> 00:37:08,500 [tone chiming on PA system] 690 00:37:08,583 --> 00:37:10,208 [amplified] Amanda Thripp. 691 00:37:10,292 --> 00:37:12,250 [crows cawing] 692 00:37:13,458 --> 00:37:16,917 Y... y... yes, Miss Trunchbull? 693 00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:23,292 What have I said about… pigtails? 694 00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:26,375 I hate pigtails. 695 00:37:26,458 --> 00:37:28,958 But my mummy likes them. She says they make me look pretty. 696 00:37:29,042 --> 00:37:31,417 Well, your mother is a twit! 697 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:33,309 [sports announcer faintly over PA] <i>And here she goes!</i> 698 00:37:33,333 --> 00:37:36,375 <i>- Look at that spin!</i> - [Agatha grunting] 699 00:37:36,458 --> 00:37:37,958 [announcer] <i>Oh, my word!</i> 700 00:37:38,042 --> 00:37:39,292 [children gasping] 701 00:37:39,375 --> 00:37:41,708 [announcer] <i>That's far! That's very…</i> 702 00:37:43,042 --> 00:37:44,292 <i>…and we're there!</i> 703 00:37:44,875 --> 00:37:46,583 [Agatha] Yes! Still got it. 704 00:37:47,333 --> 00:37:50,583 Check and see if that child is still alive, will you? 705 00:37:52,667 --> 00:37:54,333 [clears throat] 706 00:37:55,708 --> 00:37:57,500 And what is your name? 707 00:37:57,583 --> 00:37:58,583 Matilda. 708 00:37:59,208 --> 00:38:00,292 Matilda Wormwood. 709 00:38:00,375 --> 00:38:04,458 Oh! You're Wormwood, are you? 710 00:38:05,667 --> 00:38:08,583 I like troublemakers, Wormwood. 711 00:38:09,458 --> 00:38:11,542 They make such a lovely sound… 712 00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:14,375 When they snap. 713 00:38:15,083 --> 00:38:16,500 [boy] She's alive! 714 00:38:17,125 --> 00:38:19,250 - [boy 2] Hip, hip! - [children] Hooray! 715 00:38:19,333 --> 00:38:21,333 - Hip, hip! - Hooray! 716 00:38:21,417 --> 00:38:23,792 - Hip, hip! - Hooray! 717 00:38:23,875 --> 00:38:25,625 [all cheering] 718 00:38:26,875 --> 00:38:29,958 [Agatha over PA] <i>Remember, Wormwood, you can never win.</i> 719 00:38:30,042 --> 00:38:34,375 <i>I promise you that. And a promise is a promise is a promise.</i> 720 00:38:37,292 --> 00:38:39,833 [Matilda] And so the great day arrived. 721 00:38:39,917 --> 00:38:43,375 The Burning Woman Hurling Through the Air. 722 00:38:43,458 --> 00:38:45,875 With Dynamite in Her Hair. 723 00:38:45,958 --> 00:38:49,250 Over Sharks and Spiky Objects. 724 00:38:49,333 --> 00:38:51,958 Caught by the Man Locked in the