Marry Me

898 00:37:28,227 --> 00:37:29,812 (whispers): But very slowly. 899 00:37:39,989 --> 00:37:41,282 Ay, ay, ay. 900 00:37:41,323 --> 00:37:42,867 PARKER: You did not look nervous, 901 00:37:42,908 --> 00:37:44,577 and you know what, you kind of have 902 00:37:44,618 --> 00:37:45,995 offbeat good looks for someone... 903 00:37:46,037 --> 00:37:47,788 -Offbeat? -PHOTOGRAPHER: Charlie Valdez! 904 00:37:47,830 --> 00:37:49,290 -Charlie, over here! -CHARLIE: What are they doing here? 905 00:37:49,331 --> 00:37:50,791 Relax. We're famous now. 906 00:37:50,833 --> 00:37:52,668 PHOTOGRAPHER: Is this a throuple? 907 00:37:52,710 --> 00:37:54,462 Where's your wife?! Why don't you live with her?! 908 00:37:54,503 --> 00:37:55,838 Why are you yelling at me? 909 00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:57,465 -I'm standing right here. -Come on, Charlie. 910 00:37:57,506 --> 00:37:58,799 -I'm gonna go inside. -What are you doing? 911 00:37:58,841 --> 00:38:00,092 -PARKER: Just, um... -Are you now Mr. Valdez? 912 00:38:00,134 --> 00:38:01,427 Are you in the doghouse? Huh? 913 00:38:01,469 --> 00:38:03,471 (grunting): Gonna be a short walk. 914 00:38:03,512 --> 00:38:05,890 Go inside. I'll deal with this. 915 00:38:05,931 --> 00:38:07,600 PHOTOGRAPHER: You been kicked out already? 916 00:38:07,641 --> 00:38:10,144 The dog can't shit if people are watching. 917 00:38:10,186 --> 00:38:13,356 Luckily, I can only shit if people are watching, 918 00:38:13,397 --> 00:38:16,567 so if you're feeling lucky... 919 00:38:17,735 --> 00:38:19,820 I'm busy, too, by the way. 920 00:38:19,862 --> 00:38:22,073 (cheering, excited chatter) 921 00:38:24,325 --> 00:38:26,535 * * 922 00:38:27,578 --> 00:38:29,538 BASTIAN (on video): What's your name, baby? 923 00:38:29,580 --> 00:38:32,124 -WOMAN (on video): Janice. -BASTIAN: Janice. 924 00:38:32,166 --> 00:38:34,585 You look so sexy tonight. 925 00:38:42,968 --> 00:38:44,762 KAT: I don't know about you guys, 926 00:38:44,804 --> 00:38:47,306 but when I get up in the morning, I like to meditate. 927 00:38:47,348 --> 00:38:48,849 I also love to have fresh juice. 928 00:38:48,891 --> 00:38:50,726 So I like to juice daily with my Vitamix. 929 00:38:50,768 --> 00:38:52,728 Could we get a Vitamix? 930 00:38:52,770 --> 00:38:54,522 I'd like to juice daily. 931 00:38:54,563 --> 00:38:55,731 Come on. Put that down. 932 00:38:55,773 --> 00:38:57,400 No electronics at dinner. 933 00:38:57,441 --> 00:38:58,901 What do you call that? 934 00:38:58,943 --> 00:39:00,903 I call that a nature documentary, 935 00:39:00,945 --> 00:39:03,864 so we can travel while we eat. 936 00:39:03,906 --> 00:39:05,866 Put it down. 937 00:39:07,243 --> 00:39:10,371 So, is Kat, like, my stepmom? 938 00:39:10,413 --> 00:39:11,997 No, Lou. Come on. 939 00:39:12,039 --> 00:39:15,042 Dad, I think this experience is actually really good for you. 940 00:39:15,084 --> 00:39:16,544 Says my 12-year-old? 941 00:39:16,585 --> 00:39:18,337 It's true. I mean, you never just, like, 942 00:39:18,379 --> 00:39:19,964 do things without planning them. 943 00:39:20,005 --> 00:39:21,340 I think it's cool. 944 00:39:21,382 --> 00:39:22,883 I really want to meet her. 945 00:39:22,925 --> 00:39:24,885 I mean, Parker says she's nice 946 00:39:24,927 --> 00:39:27,763 and smart and next-level hot. 947 00:39:27,805 --> 00:39:29,724 She is nice. She is... She's an attract... 948 00:39:29,765 --> 00:39:31,308 Here, let me get this. 949 00:39:31,350 --> 00:39:34,270 Dad, she just hit 80 million followers on Instagram. 950 00:39:34,311 --> 00:39:35,771 Okay. I'm not impressed. 951 00:39:35,813 --> 00:39:38,274 Talk to me when she gets to 90 million, okay? 952 00:39:38,315 --> 00:39:40,067 Lou, it's not real. 953 00:39:40,109 --> 00:39:41,652 It's all a facade. 954 00:39:41,694 --> 00:39:43,404 You know, they had me wearing makeup. 955 00:39:43,446 --> 00:39:45,281 You wear makeup now? 956 00:39:45,322 --> 00:39:47,324 Wore once. Never again. 957 00:39:47,366 --> 00:39:50,703 Well, you never say never, but I don't plan on it 958 00:39:50,745 --> 00:39:53,122 in the next couple months that we're doing this. 959 00:39:53,164 --> 00:39:55,958 And you're saying the whole time I can't meet her? 960 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,585 I don't think Mom would want that. 961 00:39:57,626 --> 00:39:59,420 Actually, Mom wants to meet her, too. 962 00:39:59,462 --> 00:40:02,882 Oh, perfect. Lou, you know that we're not really together. 963 00:40:02,923 --> 00:40:05,968 Her manager stages things. Look. 964 00:40:06,844 --> 00:40:08,929 -You have an iPhone? -Yeah. 965 00:40:08,971 --> 00:40:10,598 I mean, it's-it's just for scheduling. 966 00:40:10,639 --> 00:40:12,224 They're making me use it. 967 00:40:12,266 --> 00:40:13,726 -Huh. -Yeah, bowling, 968 00: