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it's just not a good time. 439 00:31:25,001 --> 00:31:26,668 God. Ever since Mom died, 440 00:31:26,803 --> 00:31:29,005 you've really sucked in the big sister department. 441 00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:32,274 Don't do that. Don't try to make me feel bad to get what you want. 442 00:31:32,407 --> 00:31:35,711 Just so you know, whatever you thought Joe and I were doing the other night, 443 00:31:35,845 --> 00:31:37,880 we're definitely gonna be doing it tonight. 444 00:31:40,783 --> 00:31:42,217 [phone: woman screams, sinister laugh] 445 00:31:45,721 --> 00:31:46,823 Ah! 446 00:31:48,091 --> 00:31:49,291 [man] Next. 447 00:31:50,525 --> 00:31:52,260 My phone just quit working. 448 00:31:52,394 --> 00:31:55,197 I can't imagine why. You always put it down with such grace? 449 00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:56,498 What do we use it for, primarily? 450 00:31:56,632 --> 00:31:58,400 Mostly just texting and Facebook. 451 00:31:58,533 --> 00:32:00,435 You have more computing power in your pocket 452 00:32:00,569 --> 00:32:02,270 than NASA did when they put a man on the moon, 453 00:32:02,404 --> 00:32:04,172 but you use it for "mostly texting and Facebook." 454 00:32:04,306 --> 00:32:05,875 This is why humanity's doomed. 455 00:32:06,009 --> 00:32:08,410 You know what? I don't need your smug "tech guy" attitude. 456 00:32:08,543 --> 00:32:09,879 Where's your manager? 457 00:32:10,013 --> 00:32:12,381 I'm gonna go get him. Just hang on. Hold on. 458 00:32:12,849 --> 00:32:14,917 Hello. I'm the manager. Something I can help you with, miss? 459 00:32:15,051 --> 00:32:16,986 You just lost yourself a customer, smart-ass. 460 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,554 I did? Do you think I'll be able to find another one, or... 461 00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:20,622 Next! 462 00:32:22,357 --> 00:32:23,558 I need a new phone. 463 00:32:23,692 --> 00:32:24,794 Okay. What kind of specs are you looking for? 464 00:32:24,927 --> 00:32:25,895 These actually just came in. 465 00:32:26,029 --> 00:32:27,195 Yeah. Sure. That one. 466 00:32:27,329 --> 00:32:28,530 Okay. 467 00:32:29,065 --> 00:32:31,934 If you could just... wait till I run the card... 468 00:32:32,935 --> 00:32:33,903 All right. 469 00:32:34,037 --> 00:32:35,905 Never mind. I trust you. 470 00:32:36,039 --> 00:32:40,843 Something in your eyes says you're a normal, completely sane person. 471 00:32:40,977 --> 00:32:42,411 Need me to transfer a SIM card over? 472 00:32:42,544 --> 00:32:44,312 No! I want all new everything. 473 00:32:44,446 --> 00:32:46,749 - New phone, new number, new service. - Okay. 474 00:32:46,883 --> 00:32:49,451 Now, off the books, for $100 cash, I could jailbreak it. 475 00:32:49,584 --> 00:32:50,753 You can have every app you'll ever need. 476 00:32:50,887 --> 00:32:52,955 No, I just want it however it comes. 477 00:32:53,089 --> 00:32:54,389 - Okay. - [door bell jingles] 478 00:32:57,794 --> 00:32:58,694 Here you go. 479 00:33:04,232 --> 00:33:07,736 [sighing heavily] 480 00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:10,139 That's good? 481 00:33:10,272 --> 00:33:11,874 Anything else I can help you with? 482 00:33:12,008 --> 00:33:12,942 No. 483 00:33:14,077 --> 00:33:15,544 Okay. 484 00:33:15,677 --> 00:33:17,880 - [phone: woman screams, sinister laugh] - Next. 485 00:33:21,383 --> 00:33:23,618 - What the hell is this? - What? 486 00:33:23,753 --> 00:33:24,887 This app! 487 00:33:25,021 --> 00:33:26,421 Why is it on there? 488 00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:29,792 That's weird. Did you buy it? 489 00:33:30,193 --> 00:33:32,829 When could I have done that? You literally just turned it on. 490 00:33:32,962 --> 00:33:34,097 Okay. Deep breath. 491 00:33:34,596 --> 00:33:37,432 Um... We'll just delete it. Here. 492 00:33:37,566 --> 00:33:39,568 It won't let you delete it! 493 00:33:42,237 --> 00:33:43,906 Just give it to me. 494 00:33:44,539 --> 00:33:46,209 All right. We're on Yelp. Doc's Wireless. 495 00:33:46,341 --> 00:33:48,044 Please leave a review. Appreciate it. 496 00:33:48,177 --> 00:33:50,479 Hey. What app was she talking about? 497 00:33:59,387 --> 00:34:00,857 [engine starts] 498 00:34:03,725 --> 00:34:06,294 Hey! Watch where you're going! 499 00:34:06,661 --> 00:34:08,396 - Sorry. - Stupid bitch. 500 00:34:08,530 --> 00:34:09,631 I'm sorry. 501 00:34:21,978 --> 00:34:23,012 [car door closes] 502 00:34:45,234 --> 00:34:47,569 - [screams] - [tires screech] 503 00:34:49,906 --> 00:34:52,141 [gasping] 504 00:34:52,275 --> 00:34:54,609 You again? Are you an idiot? 505 00:34:54,744 --> 00:34:56,511 Look what you did to my Lexus! 506 00:34:57,345 --> 00:34:58,547 Hey! I'm talking to you! 507 00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,416 [whistles] Hey! Hey! 508 00:35:01,550 --> 00:35:02,985 Let her go. 509 00:35:03,286 --> 00:35:05,955 - What are you gonna do about it? -