Elvira: Mistress of the Dark

Your great aunt's recipe book. 503 00:27:50,964 --> 00:27:51,983 Oh, yeah. 504 00:27:51,984 --> 00:27:52,993 Some inheritance. 505 00:27:52,994 --> 00:27:56,372 Well, at least I'm getting $50 for it. 506 00:27:56,373 --> 00:27:58,791 Say, how much you think I could get for this place? 507 00:27:58,792 --> 00:28:00,731 Well, even though the house is in disrepair, 508 00:28:00,732 --> 00:28:02,691 it is in a prime location. 509 00:28:02,692 --> 00:28:05,941 I'd venture to say you could get, um, $70,000. 510 00:28:05,942 --> 00:28:07,230 $70,000? 511 00:28:07,231 --> 00:28:08,960 Maybe more if it were fixed up. 512 00:28:08,961 --> 00:28:10,709 Would you be interested in selling? 513 00:28:10,710 --> 00:28:12,060 Does a chicken have a pecker? 514 00:28:12,061 --> 00:28:13,060 Of course I'm interested! 515 00:28:22,030 --> 00:28:23,639 Now, what am I gonna do with you? 516 00:28:33,938 --> 00:28:36,907 That's more like it, Algonquin. 517 00:28:36,908 --> 00:28:38,827 Algonquin. 518 00:28:38,828 --> 00:28:40,956 What a sissy name. 519 00:28:40,957 --> 00:28:43,346 Let's see, what do I call you? 520 00:28:43,347 --> 00:28:44,385 I know, Gonk. 521 00:28:44,386 --> 00:28:46,365 How do you like that? 522 00:28:46,366 --> 00:28:48,346 [GROWLING] 523 00:28:51,826 --> 00:28:55,783 [BARKING] 524 00:28:55,784 --> 00:28:57,773 [KNOCKING] 525 00:28:57,774 --> 00:28:59,293 Yeah, hold your horses. 526 00:28:59,294 --> 00:29:03,103 [KNOCKING] 527 00:29:03,104 --> 00:29:04,163 Hi, Uncle Vinny. 528 00:29:04,164 --> 00:29:05,443 You're here for the book, right? 529 00:29:05,469 --> 00:29:06,923 Come on in. 530 00:29:06,924 --> 00:29:08,722 Oh, can I make you a cup of tea or something? 531 00:29:08,749 --> 00:29:10,522 I wouldn't want to put you to any trouble. 532 00:29:10,523 --> 00:29:12,202 Mm, good point. 533 00:29:12,203 --> 00:29:14,222 I can't stay very long anyway. 534 00:29:14,223 --> 00:29:16,701 Say, you wouldn't want to buy a house, would you? 535 00:29:16,702 --> 00:29:17,632 I'm afraid not. 536 00:29:17,633 --> 00:29:18,991 I'll sell it to you really cheap. 537 00:29:19,018 --> 00:29:20,161 Uh, no thank you. 538 00:29:20,162 --> 00:29:22,120 Vinny, they don't make houses like this anymore. 539 00:29:22,147 --> 00:29:23,780 I mean, look at the detailing. 540 00:29:23,781 --> 00:29:27,200 Look... look at the craftsmanship. 541 00:29:27,201 --> 00:29:29,280 What would you pay for a house like this? 542 00:29:29,281 --> 00:29:31,349 Don't answer, because you not only get a house. 543 00:29:31,350 --> 00:29:32,839 If you act right now, you also get 544 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:34,349 all this beautiful furniture! 545 00:29:34,350 --> 00:29:35,528 Now what would you pay? 546 00:29:35,529 --> 00:29:36,888 I'm telling you, it's a jewel box. 547 00:29:36,915 --> 00:29:37,479 A gem. 548 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:38,578 A love hutch for two. 549 00:29:38,579 --> 00:29:40,078 I'd bend over backwards to make you a deal. 550 00:29:40,079 --> 00:29:41,188 I'll bend over forwards. 551 00:29:41,189 --> 00:29:42,878 Why, I'd stand on my head and eat a bug. 552 00:29:42,879 --> 00:29:44,279 I... No! 553 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,027 Just the book. 554 00:29:47,028 --> 00:29:47,728 OK. 555 00:29:47,729 --> 00:29:51,197 I mean, if you're gonna get crabby about it. 556 00:29:51,198 --> 00:29:53,137 [CREAK] 557 00:29:57,308 --> 00:29:58,307 That's weird. 558 00:29:58,308 --> 00:30:00,856 I would've sworn the book was just on that table. 559 00:30:00,857 --> 00:30:02,695 You promised me that book. 560 00:30:02,696 --> 00:30:04,325 Hey, don't get your panties in a bunch. 561 00:30:04,326 --> 00:30:06,714 It didn't just walk away. 562 00:30:06,715 --> 00:30:07,615 I'm sure it'll turn up. 563 00:30:07,616 --> 00:30:09,744 Yes! 564 00:30:09,745 --> 00:30:12,414 Of course it will. 565 00:30:12,415 --> 00:30:13,414 Forgive me. 566 00:30:16,344 --> 00:30:17,824 [BARKING] 567 00:30:17,825 --> 00:30:19,782 [GROWLING] 568 00:30:19,783 --> 00:30:22,233 He thinks he's a pit bull. 569 00:30:22,234 --> 00:30:24,692 [GROWLING] 570 00:30:24,693 --> 00:30:28,133 [LIGHTNING] 571 00:30:33,852 --> 00:30:35,690 Good thing I'm not gonna be here very long. 572 00:30:35,691 --> 00:30:37,290 The neighbors would never get any sleep. 573 00:30:45,192 --> 00:30:46,190 About time, doofus. 574 00:30:46,191 --> 00:30:48,529 Did you bring the camera? 575 00:30:48,530 --> 00:30:49,999 Do I look like an idiot? 576 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,089 Do you really want me to answer that? 577 00:30:52,090 --> 00:30:53,070 Shut up, you guys. 578 00:30:53,071 --> 00:30:54,539 She's gonna hear us. 579 00:31:04,727 --> 00:31:07,117 Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's 580 00:31:07,118 --> 00:31:11,696 the most drop dead gorgeous one of all? ...