The Outpost

I really believe, 973 00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,200 sir, this time my sources are telling me that the Talibans 974 00:40:50,300 --> 00:40:51,100 are coming on us. 975 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:52,500 How many are gonna come on us? 976 00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:53,400 A lot, sir. 977 00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:54,900 I don't know, a lot. 978 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,100 You think like, um, in a row, or at the same time, or-- 979 00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:58,500 Sir, are you laughing at me? 980 00:40:58,600 --> 00:40:59,200 No, no. 981 00:40:59,300 --> 00:41:00,300 I'm sorry. 982 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,100 Sir, do you know what the problem is? 983 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,700 The British invaded us, and they didn't listen to us. 984 00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:05,800 They thought we were stupid. 985 00:41:05,900 --> 00:41:06,800 They were crushed down. 986 00:41:06,900 --> 00:41:07,700 All right. 987 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,300 The Russians invaded us. 988 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:10,300 They thought we were stupid, and they were crushed down. 989 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:11,600 Mohammed, Mohammed! 990 00:41:11,700 --> 00:41:13,100 And now you make the same mistake, sir! 991 00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:14,600 Mohammed, we don't need a fucking history lesson, OK? 992 00:41:14,700 --> 00:41:16,200 You know why we don't listen to you? 993 00:41:16,300 --> 00:41:17,400 Why? 994 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,900 Because every week, you tell us the same damn thing! 995 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:19,600 Because-- 996 00:41:19,700 --> 00:41:20,900 You're always crying-- 997 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,700 you're always crying wolf. 998 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:25,500 Of course, we-- we have the Taliban 999 00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:26,900 surrounding us all the time. 1000 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,200 We're in the middle of Afghanistan. 1001 00:41:28,300 --> 00:41:29,600 We get hit every single day. 1002 00:41:29,700 --> 00:41:31,200 You coming in and yelling "the Taliban is coming, 1003 00:41:31,300 --> 00:41:33,100 the Taliban is coming" is just added pressure, man. 1004 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,200 I don't need to learn about the fucking battle of Normandy 1005 00:41:35,300 --> 00:41:36,500 from you. 1006 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:37,600 It's cool, man. 1007 00:41:37,700 --> 00:41:38,900 We heard you. 1008 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:39,700 It's OK. 1009 00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:41,200 Sir, thank you. 1010 00:41:41,300 --> 00:41:42,500 I have a little family. 1011 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:43,400 I really don't want to die. 1012 00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:44,700 We know. 1013 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:45,400 And I don't want you to die as well. 1014 00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:46,300 That's all, sir. 1015 00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:47,200 Thank you. 1016 00:41:47,300 --> 00:41:48,000 We won't let you down. 1017 00:41:48,100 --> 00:41:49,300 I've done my job. 1018 00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:50,600 Thank you, Mohammed. 1019 00:41:50,700 --> 00:41:52,700 You're still my second favorite Mohammed. 1020 00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:54,900 Guy hates dick jokes. 1021 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:55,600 Yeah. 1022 00:41:55,700 --> 00:41:57,200 Think he's you serious? 1023 00:41:57,300 --> 00:41:58,800 I think he'll be serious when he's the one 1024 00:41:58,900 --> 00:42:01,000 that's running and hiding. 1025 00:42:01,100 --> 00:42:01,700 Yeah. 1026 00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:08,600 I wouldn't trade this for anything. 1027 00:42:08,700 --> 00:42:10,100 That right, private? 1028 00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,600 You'd rather hump gear or a couple of porn stars? 1029 00:42:12,700 --> 00:42:13,800 I'd rather hump gear. 1030 00:42:13,900 --> 00:42:14,900 Well, shit, Yunger. 1031 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,800 Thank you for your service. 1032 00:42:16,900 --> 00:42:18,000 Thank you for your service! 1033 00:42:18,100 --> 00:42:19,500 It's worth it for the brotherhood, man. 1034 00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:22,800 Look at us, band of brothers! 1035 00:42:22,900 --> 00:42:24,900 Like me and Sergeant Martin. 1036 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,700 We can just say anything to one another, 1037 00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,400 and we're still tight as fuck, man, always 1038 00:42:29,500 --> 00:42:31,100 will be after this, right? 1039 00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:34,000 Shit, he can call me a white trash motherfucker, 1040 00:42:34,100 --> 00:42:36,600 and I could call him a nigger, and it doesn't even matter. 1041 00:42:36,700 --> 00:42:37,700 Wait, what? 1042 00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,300 What the fuck you just say to me? 1043 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:40,600 You can call me what? 1044 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:41,700 Yo, Yunger, you about to get your ass whooped. 1045 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,000 You Whiskey Tango cousin fucker you. 1046 00:42:44,100 --> 00:42:45,000 Chill, man. 1047 00:42:45,1