Roald Dahl's The Witches

00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,999 I didn't wanna take any chances, 631 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,999 so we stayed inside. 632 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,999 And wouldn't you know, 633 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,999 we came upon the big ballroom where it turns out 634 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,000 the International Society 635 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,999 for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children folks 636 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,000 were gonna have their conference. 637 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,000 [door creaking] 638 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,999 Hey! 639 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,000 You there! 640 00:32:23,001 --> 00:32:25,999 And what are you doing? 641 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,000 Breaking and entering? 642 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,000 Looking for a quiet spot. 643 00:32:28,001 --> 00:32:29,999 For what? 644 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,000 Training. 645 00:32:31,001 --> 00:32:33,000 Training what? 646 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,999 Cool. Super. What's his name? 647 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,999 It's a she. And her name is Daisy. 648 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,999 - Can I hold her? - [Daisy squeaking] 649 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,999 She's not too comfortable around strangers. 650 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,999 Can she do any tricks or anything? 651 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,560 We were just about to do some training. 652 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,000 Wanna watch? 653 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,000 What time is it? 654 00:32:53,001 --> 00:32:56,999 A nice lady told me to meet her here at 12:25. 655 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,999 She said she would give me six bars of Swiss chocolate. 656 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,999 What's your name? I'm... 657 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,000 Bruno Jenkins! 658 00:33:03,001 --> 00:33:04,999 I've been looking for you everywhere, young man. 659 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,999 Your father is furious. 660 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,000 Hello, Mother. 661 00:33:09,001 --> 00:33:10,999 This is my new friend. 662 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,000 Nice to meet you. 663 00:33:12,001 --> 00:33:14,999 Look at your hands, they're filthy! 664 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,999 Look at your shirt! It's a complete mess! 665 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,000 - Come with me. - Ow! 666 00:33:19,001 --> 00:33:20,999 What have you been doing? 667 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,000 Running around in a sausage factory? 668 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000 [door creaking] 669 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,999 [older Hero] The room was completely empty. 670 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,999 A perfect place for me and Daisy to do our training. 671 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,000 And I figured, 672 00:33:50,001 --> 00:33:52,999 if all the Prevention of Cruelty to Children people 673 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,000 showed up, 674 00:33:54,001 --> 00:33:55,999 they would probably look kindly 675 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,000 on a young mouse trainer 676 00:33:57,001 --> 00:33:59,000 who was just going about his business. 677 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,000 [clangs] 678 00:34:16,001 --> 00:34:20,000 Jeez, that scared the crap out of me. 679 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000 [switches clicking] 680 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,999 So, here we are. 681 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:46,999 Here is the Le Grand Imperial Ballroom 682 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,999 or Le Salon Grande, as we call it. 683 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,000 Well, actually we call it the Mural Room 684 00:34:52,001 --> 00:34:53,999 because of all these beautiful murals... 685 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,999 I was told there is only one door in and out, yeah? 686 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,000 Yeah. Yes. 687 00:34:58,001 --> 00:35:01,999 There's, uh, only that door there, in and out, 688 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000 and which, of course, 689 00:35:03,001 --> 00:35:04,999 does not make the fire marshal very happy. 690 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:09,000 So, don't you go starting any fires. 691 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000 This room will do. 692 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,000 [Mr. Stringer] Right, so... 693 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,999 Yeah, so, if there's any... Is there anything else 694 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,000 - that you ladies... - No. 695 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,000 - No? - Bye-bye. 696 00:35:30,001 --> 00:35:32,000 Oh, all right. 697 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000 [sniffing] 698 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:55,000 [woman] Saoirse, secure the room! 699 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:05,999 Okay, you so-called ladies. 700 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,000 Prepare for removal. 701 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:29,000 - [whispers] Wake up. - [snake hissing] 702 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,000 [hissing] 703 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000 [sniffing] 704 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,000 [grunts] 705 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,999 Okay, you trussed-up succubines, 706 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:14,000