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00:19:10,884 --> 00:19:13,319 I'd ended up in juvie if it weren't for him. 328 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:16,623 Got it? 329 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,026 Yeah. Got it. 330 00:19:21,028 --> 00:19:23,561 - [Zach] How could Josh not believe us? - [Randy] Because it's insane. 331 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:26,031 We're saying that Pastor Greg is throwing rats into people's houses. 332 00:19:26,033 --> 00:19:28,567 Yeah, but the video is crazy. 333 00:19:28,569 --> 00:19:30,037 I mean why would Pastor Greg do it? 334 00:19:33,574 --> 00:19:35,042 I don't know. Let's ask. 335 00:19:57,999 --> 00:19:59,632 [eerie noise] 336 00:19:59,634 --> 00:20:00,669 What the hell is that? 337 00:20:07,143 --> 00:20:07,943 Come on. 338 00:20:11,713 --> 00:20:12,849 [religious music] 339 00:20:13,883 --> 00:20:14,984 [door slams closing] 340 00:21:22,053 --> 00:21:24,155 [clanking noise] 341 00:21:30,129 --> 00:21:31,030 Pastor Greg? 342 00:22:00,226 --> 00:22:01,694 Can I help you boys? 343 00:22:15,008 --> 00:22:15,842 So? 344 00:22:17,278 --> 00:22:18,643 [clanking noise] 345 00:22:18,645 --> 00:22:19,512 That's you. 346 00:22:21,148 --> 00:22:22,249 I don't think so. 347 00:22:24,784 --> 00:22:26,185 No, we saw you. 348 00:22:26,187 --> 00:22:30,655 Look Pastor Greg, we do not want to get you into any trouble here. 349 00:22:30,657 --> 00:22:32,994 You boys aren't going to get me in any trouble. 350 00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:37,164 Your mom is a slut. 351 00:22:38,699 --> 00:22:40,067 And your dad is a junkie. 352 00:22:41,769 --> 00:22:44,069 Jesus Christ, what kind of person says that? 353 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,272 No need to raise your voice. 354 00:22:46,274 --> 00:22:47,808 Is there a problem here? 355 00:22:53,315 --> 00:22:54,782 No, we're cool. 356 00:23:00,722 --> 00:23:02,290 [door squeaks open] Dude, what the hell was that? 357 00:23:03,291 --> 00:23:04,492 I don't know. 358 00:23:04,494 --> 00:23:06,760 [Zach] I think we should post this stuff on our channel. 359 00:23:06,762 --> 00:23:09,131 I mean Josh didn't believe us, but maybe somebody will. 360 00:23:11,199 --> 00:23:12,366 Oh, shit. 361 00:23:12,368 --> 00:23:13,935 No service. You? 362 00:23:15,771 --> 00:23:16,671 Nothing. 363 00:23:24,947 --> 00:23:32,221 So we were wondering if you had seen Pastor Greg around your house last night? 364 00:23:34,991 --> 00:23:35,992 Why? 365 00:23:37,593 --> 00:23:41,028 Okay, we think that he's the one who threw the thing at the house that bit you. 366 00:23:41,030 --> 00:23:41,798 Yeah. 367 00:23:43,666 --> 00:23:45,002 Oh, I wasn't bit. 368 00:23:55,279 --> 00:23:56,980 Do you see a bite? 369 00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:02,784 I'm sorry, I-I could have sworn that you were sitting in your closet. 370 00:24:02,786 --> 00:24:05,220 No. No, we have a video. We saw you screaming. 371 00:24:05,222 --> 00:24:06,257 So? 372 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:10,794 Uh, uh... 373 00:24:11,929 --> 00:24:13,298 [loud noises] 374 00:24:22,006 --> 00:24:23,706 What-what was that? 375 00:24:23,708 --> 00:24:25,210 [loud noises] 376 00:24:26,311 --> 00:24:28,346 You can come to my bedroom with me. 377 00:24:32,451 --> 00:24:34,018 Both of you. 378 00:24:40,825 --> 00:24:42,292 - Holy shit. - Dude. 379 00:24:42,294 --> 00:24:43,327 What the hell was that? 380 00:24:43,329 --> 00:24:46,063 Wait. Hold on. Something was going on in there. 381 00:24:46,065 --> 00:24:47,099 Yeah, no shit. 382 00:24:48,901 --> 00:24:50,367 First Pastor Greg, now her. 383 00:24:50,369 --> 00:24:52,870 Here's what I don't get. Who heals that fast? 384 00:24:52,872 --> 00:24:53,939 Randy, look. 385 00:24:55,442 --> 00:24:57,743 - What are we doing? - We're just looking around. 386 00:25:02,349 --> 00:25:03,981 - What's that? - There's a guy in there. 387 00:25:03,983 --> 00:25:05,216 What? 388 00:25:05,218 --> 00:25:06,086 Shh! 389 00:25:07,287 --> 00:25:09,356 He's tied up to the bed. 390 00:25:26,307 --> 00:25:27,805 [gasps] 391 00:25:27,807 --> 00:25:29,143 Oh! Go! 392 00:25:39,053 --> 00:25:40,888 - [gasps] - <i>Oh! Go!</i> 393 00:25:45,927 --> 00:25:48,928 You two should not have been looking in her window. 394 00:25:48,930 --> 00:25:50,465 This is none of our concern. 395 00:25:52,401 --> 00:25:55,067 That's not the point, okay? She's being weird, Mom. Look at that. 396 00:25:55,069 --> 00:25:57,836 It, but it wasn't just her. It's Pastor Greg was acting like a freak. 397 00:25:57,838 --> 00:26:00,440 Everyone in the church was just like sitting there acting really weird. 398 00:26:00,442 --> 00:26:04,110 Maybe it's like mass hysteria or something, something in the air. 399 00:26:04,112 --> 00:26:11,084 [dad] Look, I know this town is boring and I know you can't wait to get out. 400 00:26:11,086 --> 00:26:12,419 It's not about that