Turbo Kid

232 00:27:42,118 --> 00:27:43,786 I always want to see something cool. 233 00:27:45,163 --> 00:27:46,538 Come on. 234 00:28:04,099 --> 00:28:06,558 Whoa, that's a T-Rex. 235 00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:12,898 Yeah, they were these, um, big creatures that used to walk the earth a long time ago. 236 00:28:13,733 --> 00:28:15,818 And they got killed off by this big explosion. 237 00:28:15,902 --> 00:28:18,862 It's kind of like what happened to us, 238 00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:23,200 you know? 239 00:28:39,926 --> 00:28:42,010 Run! Run! Run! 240 00:31:15,748 --> 00:31:19,835 As you may know, the situation is critical. 241 00:31:19,919 --> 00:31:22,421 Our defence grid has been breached. 242 00:31:23,339 --> 00:31:26,550 We have reached maximum casualty level. 243 00:31:27,427 --> 00:31:28,802 This is it soldier. 244 00:31:31,180 --> 00:31:34,641 We have to hit these damn machines with everything we've got. 245 00:31:37,353 --> 00:31:41,064 You are our last hope. 246 00:31:43,026 --> 00:31:44,443 Turbo Rider. 247 00:31:48,948 --> 00:31:52,242 The fate of our future is in your hand. 248 00:33:24,919 --> 00:33:26,169 Where is she? 249 00:33:51,654 --> 00:33:53,030 I'm coming, Apple. 250 00:35:15,238 --> 00:35:20,534 My beloved followers, we have a very special guest with us here this evening. 251 00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:27,624 May I introduce Frederick, the one-handed arm wrestler. 252 00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:31,795 Now, Frederick wishes to be reunited with his loving brother. 253 00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:36,508 We all know how generous of spirit I am, and I'm going to grant him his wish. 254 00:35:38,427 --> 00:35:41,471 I bet you're wondering what this contraption is, hmm? 255 00:35:41,848 --> 00:35:44,766 You like science? I absolutely love it. 256 00:35:44,851 --> 00:35:49,020 For example, do you know how much water there is in the average human body? 257 00:35:53,442 --> 00:35:57,362 Your blood is 83% water, your muscle tissue, 75%. 258 00:35:57,446 --> 00:36:01,158 The gristle and cartilage around your bones, 55%. 259 00:36:01,242 --> 00:36:03,910 The bones themselves, 25%. 260 00:36:04,036 --> 00:36:08,415 And your noggin up here, the old grey matter is 90% water. 261 00:36:08,499 --> 00:36:13,879 Which brings the grand total to ten precious gallons of H2O. 262 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:20,594 Ten gallons, which this machine is designed to extract. 263 00:36:21,512 --> 00:36:26,099 - I hope you choke on it, you mother fucker! - Ah, ha-ha. 264 00:36:28,227 --> 00:36:32,814 My beloved followers, who keeps you safe? 265 00:36:33,107 --> 00:36:34,149 Zeus! 266 00:36:34,233 --> 00:36:35,984 Who quenches your thirst? 267 00:36:36,068 --> 00:36:37,152 Zeus! 268 00:36:37,236 --> 00:36:39,196 And who keeps you bloody entertained? 269 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,363 Zeus! 270 00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:43,450 You see? I'm not nearly as despicable as you think. 271 00:36:45,578 --> 00:36:47,245 - Let the juicing begin. - No! 272 00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:52,751 I beg your pardon, did somebody say something? 273 00:36:57,256 --> 00:36:59,466 Did somebody say something? 274 00:37:09,435 --> 00:37:10,727 Release the girl! 275 00:37:13,272 --> 00:37:15,607 And who exactly are you supposed to be? 276 00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:20,528 I'm a super hero. 277 00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:28,161 And what exactly is your super power? 278 00:37:31,123 --> 00:37:34,501 I said, what is your super power? 279 00:37:34,585 --> 00:37:37,671 This. 280 00:37:43,594 --> 00:37:45,512 Oh, come on, son. Give it your best shot. 281 00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:51,059 Well, that's rather disappointing, isn't it? 282 00:37:52,186 --> 00:37:53,687 Into the pool with him! 283 00:37:53,771 --> 00:37:55,105 In the pool! 284 00:38:08,202 --> 00:38:09,869 Whoa! Oh! 285 00:38:10,621 --> 00:38:12,872 I'm so happy to see you. 286 00:38:16,168 --> 00:38:18,211 Oh, I, uh, I brought you something. 287 00:38:19,005 --> 00:38:20,380 I brought this back for you. 288 00:38:22,341 --> 00:38:23,717 You're the best. 289 00:38:26,178 --> 00:38:28,221 A reunion, how sweet. 290 00:38:28,806 --> 00:38:30,566 You know, I'm real happy for you kids, I am. 291 00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:34,436 But unless we all want to end up in that giant fucking blender over there, we need a plan. 292 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:36,521 OK so listen up. I'm going to take the fat one, 293 00:38:36,605 --> 00:38:38,125 he might be strong, but he'll be slow. 294 00:38:38,190 --> 00:38:40,750 You take the big guy. Yeah, you're going to have to surprise him. 295 00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:42,736 You two take the ugly one, OK? 296 00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:44,821 What's the matter, kid, huh? Are you scared? 297 00:38:46,282 --> 00:38:50,702 - Yeah. - Fear is good, use it as a weapon. Yeah? 298 00:38:51,203 --> 00:38:52,871 No