The Last Dragonslayer

435 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:50,924 MOTHER XENOBIA: Third time, actually. 436 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,849 And if I can't get him placed somewhere by nightfall 437 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,484 the King's men will take him. 438 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:57,444 But the good news is I have found somewhere that will have him. 439 00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,289 A television station, no less. 440 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:01,562 <i>Oh... Oh. er... Stop.!</i> 441 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,089 NEWS ANCHOR: Hereford news can now reveal 442 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:12,169 that the girl who will slay the dragon is a teenage indentured orphan 443 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,567 known by the name of Jennifer Strange. 444 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,491 Come back soon for our exclusive interview with her! 445 00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:30,009 An exclusive television interview is their price? 446 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,644 For taking him. Yes. 447 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,641 Despite him being very, very irritating 448 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,481 I really don't want to lose this one to the Troll Wars. 449 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,408 We both know you'll help him, Jennifer. 450 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,249 You're too kind for your own good. 451 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,367 TV CREW MEMBER: Testing... testing... 452 00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,400 Everyone alright? Everyone happy? 453 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:01,965 Yep. - Happy. happy, happy? Great. 454 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,400 Those bags! Were you asleep? 455 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,209 This is a lot of people. 456 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,368 They've started camping along the border. 457 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,528 Everyone wants to be in pole position to claim some land 458 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:27,925 once the nasty thing's dead. 459 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,371 That "thing" is called Maltcassion. 460 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:30,845 Yeah, that's nice, right. Sit down. 461 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:36,165 Okay, everyone, we're on, in five, four, three... 462 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,160 Wait! I don't even know what I'm supposed to be... 463 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:43,084 Hermione Twizzle here on the border of the Dragonlands 464 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:46,841 for a super-special, super-exclusive, little chat 465 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,884 with the girl who's going to kill a dragon on Sunday. 466 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,451 I know the crowd here is crazy to meet her. 467 00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,881 It's Jennifer Strange, everybody! 468 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:06,411 Okay! Settle down, everyone. 469 00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:12,364 Okay, first question. And it's a big one. 470 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,321 What are you going to wear to kill the dragon? 471 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:20,009 Is it like a really nasty, bulky armour thing 472 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:24,967 or can you twin your weapons with something cute like a mini-skirt? 473 00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:40,169 Maybe a scarf could really help your sword "pop"? 474 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,240 Look, I want to make this clear. 475 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:46,849 I'm not going to kill the dragon. 476 00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:51,802 Not unless it violates the Pact, which looks very unlikely. 477 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:56,241 But Sunday is Slay Day! We've all made costumes. 478 00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:57,122 CROWD: Yeah! 479 00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:59,242 Everyone should just go home 480 00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:01,009 and stop hoping for the death of the dragon. 481 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,130 It's the soul of magic! 482 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:06,691 What the hell are you doing? 483 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:08,406 Give them what they want! 484 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:10,249 The dragon's a goner! 485 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,044 She's just playing with you. 486 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:13,241 I am not! 487 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:14,725 Don't you chicken out! 488 00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,923 Killing that dragon's my only chance of getting some land! 489 00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:21,851 I dream of building a pay-by-the-hour car park! 490 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,208 You cow! 491 00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,930 Hey, if we kill her, then we get a new Slayer! 492 00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:38,922 Jennifer! - Take Tiger to Zambini Towers! 493 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,161 Tell them he's to replace me! 494 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,963 Moobin! Moobin, where are you? What are you doing? 495 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:24,361 Look! 496 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,046 What is it? 497 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:29,404 It's the note that Zambini wrote. 498 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:30,965 Or rather tried to write. 499 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,650 MOOBIN: "My darling Jennifer"... 500 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,321 He didn't get very far, di