Down Terrace

play, like, night and fucking day 553 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,162 the whole time with your pals and whatnot. 554 00:29:48,370 --> 00:29:50,706 Why don't you learn some chords? 555 00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:55,795 I mean somewhere else. 556 00:30:05,763 --> 00:30:07,056 - Hey, Karl. - Hi, Chris. 557 00:30:07,264 --> 00:30:08,849 - You all right? - How's tricks? 558 00:30:09,058 --> 00:30:11,227 - Come in. - Not too bad, mate. Not too bad. 559 00:30:11,435 --> 00:30:14,196 - Good to see you two out and about, anyway. - Can you close the door? 560 00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:17,650 Hello. Hello. How are you? 561 00:30:17,858 --> 00:30:19,610 - Oop! - Where are we? In here? 562 00:30:19,819 --> 00:30:21,362 - Out the back. - All right. 563 00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:23,810 I'll leave this pram here in the hall. Is that all right? 564 00:30:23,906 --> 00:30:25,866 It's Chris Pringle. Yeah, that's fine, mate. 565 00:30:26,033 --> 00:30:27,827 It'll be safe enough, won't it? 566 00:30:28,035 --> 00:30:29,955 - There you go. - Hello, Mr. Pringle. 567 00:30:30,079 --> 00:30:32,039 - How you doing? You all right? - Yeah yeah. 568 00:30:32,122 --> 00:30:33,442 Good to see you two out and about. 569 00:30:33,541 --> 00:30:36,085 - I want Grandpappy. - All right, sweetheart. 570 00:30:36,293 --> 00:30:38,629 Grandpa. 571 00:30:38,838 --> 00:30:40,798 - Lovely, isn't he? - Good boy. 572 00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:43,884 - Grandpa, Grandpa. - How old's your boy now? 573 00:30:44,093 --> 00:30:48,097 Um... three. 574 00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:51,851 Ah, that's a nice age. 575 00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:55,396 - Had his first fight the other day. - Yeah? 576 00:30:55,604 --> 00:30:57,273 - He's an indi... - A little snapper. 577 00:30:57,481 --> 00:30:59,108 He's an individual, is he? Like his dad? 578 00:30:59,316 --> 00:31:01,610 Yeah, twatted this kid with a xylophone. 579 00:31:01,819 --> 00:31:03,112 - It was brilliant. - Really? 580 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:04,800 Yeah yeah yeah. So I'll show you that. 581 00:31:04,864 --> 00:31:06,824 He twats him with a xylophone 582 00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:09,632 and I'd taught him the two fingers into the throat routine, right? 583 00:31:09,743 --> 00:31:11,662 So I'd seen his eyes go... 'cause he's got his dad's eyes. 584 00:31:11,871 --> 00:31:13,873 The next minute, he's across the table with a finger in... 585 00:31:14,081 --> 00:31:16,041 "No!" Pulls him back. 586 00:31:16,250 --> 00:31:18,669 He's at him like he's a fucking junior ninja. So they pulled him back. 587 00:31:18,878 --> 00:31:20,963 I sees the look in the teacher's eyes, man. He shat himself. 588 00:31:21,171 --> 00:31:23,132 - A brick in his underpants. - Oi, Chris... 589 00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:25,050 Chris, he looks just like you. 590 00:31:25,259 --> 00:31:26,760 Of course he fucking does. 591 00:31:26,969 --> 00:31:28,345 Yeah, come on then, Kurt. 592 00:31:28,554 --> 00:31:29,954 Do you want to help me make the tea? 593 00:31:30,014 --> 00:31:31,724 When I was out in Bosnia, you know... 594 00:31:31,932 --> 00:31:33,652 well, actually I went down to have a holiday 595 00:31:33,767 --> 00:31:35,603 and ended up just having a go in the war. 596 00:31:35,811 --> 00:31:37,771 - Cheap beer. - Were you in the army, Chris? 597 00:31:37,897 --> 00:31:40,524 Which one? Floated about. 598 00:31:40,733 --> 00:31:43,360 Don't fight for no king, no country... no queen, no country. 599 00:31:43,569 --> 00:31:46,155 - I'm my own principality. Know what I'm saying? - Amen. 600 00:31:46,363 --> 00:31:47,865 Yeah. Amen. Testify, brother. 601 00:31:48,073 --> 00:31:49,793 - You know the truth. - Passport to Pringle. 602 00:31:49,909 --> 00:31:51,702 - Huh? - Passport to Pringle. 603 00:31:51,911 --> 00:31:54,955 - What does that mean? - Oh. 604 00:31:55,164 --> 00:31:57,964 So I'm standing there in the court... 605 00:31:58,167 --> 00:31:59,967 and all of a sudden... 606 00:32:00,044 --> 00:32:01,420 Less of that bit, will you? 607 00:32:01,629 --> 00:32:03,130 - Sorry? - Less of that. 608 00:32:03,339 --> 00:32:05,299 I don't mind the cuddling, but none of the kissing 609 00:32:05,466 --> 00:32:08,469 and farting noises, all right? 610 00:32:08,677 --> 00:32:10,471 Just stay where I can see you. 611 00:32:10,679 --> 00:32:12,679 Play up and down the hall if you want. That's fine. 612 00:32:12,723 --> 00:32:15,976 But don't be taking him into your other room or anything. 613 00:32:17,686 --> 00:32:19,855 Listen, if youse boys need anything done, 614 00:32:20,064 --> 00:32:22,441 just give me a shout, won't you? 615 00:32:22,650 --> 00:32:25,986 - So... - Hmm? 616 00:32:26,195 --> 00:32:30,199 Oh, of course. Don't worry. 617 00:32:30,407 --> 00:32:33,077 Got the car out the back... hatchback. 618 00:32:33,285