Due Date

-Good. 490 00:27:20,722 --> 00:27:21,889 What was I thinking? 491 00:27:22,557 --> 00:27:25,559 -He has two names. -That's fantastic. 492 00:27:26,102 --> 00:27:27,811 But one sec. 493 00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:33,525 -What the fuck is this? -lt's an ID. 494 00:27:33,693 --> 00:27:35,361 It's a photo lD. 495 00:27:35,528 --> 00:27:37,488 -No, I can't accept this either. -Why? 496 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:40,741 Because it's a picture of yourself. Anyone could take a picture... 497 00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:43,744 ...in a beautiful turtleneck, put whatever name they want. 498 00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:47,081 But why go to all that trouble just for 500 bucks? 499 00:27:47,248 --> 00:27:49,208 I don't know why you would, but you could. 500 00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:53,379 So I get to call my pregnant wife and have her drive all the way to Western Union. 501 00:27:53,546 --> 00:27:57,049 Start this whole process all over again, send it to the correct name... 502 00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:58,258 ...and we'll be good. 503 00:27:58,426 --> 00:28:00,219 -Absolutely. -Great. 504 00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:03,097 We'll have to do that tomorrow. We close in five minutes. 505 00:28:03,264 --> 00:28:05,265 It's 6:35, sir. 506 00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:07,434 What are you, my boss? You make the hours? 507 00:28:07,602 --> 00:28:11,438 I say when we close. I got reservations at Chili's. I'm meeting my boys. 508 00:28:11,606 --> 00:28:14,066 You have a reservation at Chili's? 509 00:28:15,276 --> 00:28:18,570 That's actually smart. l mean, it gets busy on a Wednesday night. 510 00:28:20,490 --> 00:28:21,740 Are you gonna stare at me? 511 00:28:21,908 --> 00:28:24,618 Do your fucking job until your shift is over, hillbilly. 512 00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:27,413 -Keep dreaming, faggot. No way in hell. -Oh, really? 513 00:28:27,580 --> 00:28:30,249 Excuse me, Peter. Sir. 514 00:28:32,001 --> 00:28:35,796 I'm sorry about my friend. We really just need the money to get to Los Angeles... 515 00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:38,465 ...so he can be there for the birth of his first child. 516 00:28:39,008 --> 00:28:42,469 That's such a sweet story. You know where l was when my daughter was born? 517 00:28:42,637 --> 00:28:44,805 -Chili's? -Iraq. 518 00:28:45,014 --> 00:28:49,017 How about I call my sergeant in Fallujah and tell him your story, see what he thinks? 519 00:28:49,185 --> 00:28:51,854 Aren't you closing? Is it gonna take a long time? 520 00:28:52,021 --> 00:28:54,690 He's being sarcastic, Ethan, and also letting us know... 521 00:28:54,858 --> 00:28:57,192 ...that he's a "battle-hardened" veteran... 522 00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:00,362 ...who did some half-assed tour and talks about it all the time. 523 00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:02,030 How dare you. 524 00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:05,868 -Smooth move, that. -You're sick. 525 00:29:06,119 --> 00:29:08,495 You fucked up. Bigtime. 526 00:29:08,705 --> 00:29:10,164 -I fucked up? -Yeah. 527 00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:11,874 I fucked up bigtime? 528 00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:14,168 You spit on your own window. 529 00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:17,838 -Let's get out of here. -Hey, sport? 530 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,675 What were you saying about my half-assed tour of duty? 531 00:29:21,843 --> 00:29:24,386 -I'm sorry. I had no idea. -No idea what? 532 00:29:24,554 --> 00:29:26,054 -I'm handicapable? -Handicapable. 533 00:29:26,222 --> 00:29:28,974 -How could you know? -I couldn't know, and I'm sorry. 534 00:29:29,517 --> 00:29:33,312 Can I tell you something? Honestly, it's my fault. I'm just having a bad day. 535 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:34,730 -You had a bad day? -Yeah. 536 00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:37,149 It's about to get a whole lot worse. 537 00:29:37,317 --> 00:29:39,485 -Okay, now put that away before you... -Help! 538 00:29:40,570 --> 00:29:42,154 Oh, l know that shit hurt, huh? 539 00:29:42,322 --> 00:29:43,697 -Ah. Fucking hick. -Oh, God. 540 00:29:43,865 --> 00:29:45,032 The kid's got moves. 541 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,868 You wanna fuck up my dinner plans, I'll fuck you up. 542 00:29:49,370 --> 00:29:51,330 I call that little move "the wheelbarrow." 543 00:29:51,581 --> 00:29:54,041 -Peter, get up, get up. -Come on. Come on. 544 00:29:58,588 --> 00:30:01,048 -Courtesy of Western Union, huh? -Hold on one second. 545 00:30:01,674 --> 00:30:03,717 -Oh, where you going, huh? -Call the cops. 546 00:30:04,093 --> 00:30:05,511 Fuck the cops. 547 00:30:05,678 --> 00:30:06,929 Here comes the train. 548 00:30:11,726 --> 00:30:14,561 <i>It's closing time</i> 549 00:30:14,729 --> 00:30:16,230 <i>Time to roll to Chili's</i> 550 00:30:16,397 --> 00:30:19,775 <i>And chow down with my fuckin' boys</i> 551 00:30:39,587 --> 00:30:40,587 You okay, buddy? 552 00:30:40,755 --> 00:30:44,758 Don't call me that. Buddies have e...