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that you bought something special for your wife? 480 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,500 I don't know. Uh- Uh- 481 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:02,160 On her birthday, I guess, but- 482 00:25:02,330 --> 00:25:05,420 Okay, well, then, you need to get her something for no reason. 483 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,320 And I'm not talking about flowers. 484 00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:10,910 I mean something real fancy, like an expensive watch. 485 00:25:11,990 --> 00:25:15,290 I'm sorry, honey, this is not what I paid for. 486 00:25:16,060 --> 00:25:18,620 Lookit, this isn't quite what I had in mind. 487 00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:21,100 I know what you paid for. 488 00:25:21,590 --> 00:25:25,350 You're a very pretty lady and all, but I just- 489 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:29,320 It's kind of not the right feeling I'm getting here somehow. 490 00:25:29,490 --> 00:25:31,630 Okay, this is what you paid for. 491 00:25:44,050 --> 00:25:47,340 You see all that money right there? That's just from one day. 492 00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:52,440 I mean, I gotta worry about the kids, and the bills, and the house, right? 493 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:56,140 I mean, I'm only gonna do it until we get ahead. 494 00:25:57,380 --> 00:25:59,380 I can do this. It's gonna be fine. 495 00:26:01,370 --> 00:26:05,360 And it's gonna be fine. 496 00:26:06,780 --> 00:26:08,280 Ugh... 497 00:26:09,490 --> 00:26:12,190 Oh, my God, I'm gonna have to pull over. 498 00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:49,990 Hey, Sam, what's up? I need some girlfriend talk, right now. 499 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:58,050 Well, stop looking so shocked. 500 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:01,190 I'm sorry, Sam, but this is my shocked face. 501 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:04,650 If you want me to look different, you might need to say something less shocking. 502 00:27:04,820 --> 00:27:06,650 I was just hoping for a little sympathy. 503 00:27:06,820 --> 00:27:08,880 Thought Pretty Women was your favorite movie. 504 00:27:09,060 --> 00:27:10,580 Oh, God, I love that movie. 505 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,100 When is Julia Roberts gonna make another one that good? 506 00:27:13,270 --> 00:27:14,460 Dee, focus. Sorry. 507 00:27:14,650 --> 00:27:16,150 I just needed somebody to talk to. 508 00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:18,650 I couldn't tell Laura, she'd have me arrested. 509 00:27:18,820 --> 00:27:20,380 And, God, please don't tell Phil. 510 00:27:20,550 --> 00:27:22,110 Of course I won't tell Phil. 511 00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:26,300 What wife tells her husband that someone like you is available? 512 00:27:26,980 --> 00:27:28,810 Oh, God, Sam, this is just- 513 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:30,540 I don't know. 514 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:31,910 Wow. 515 00:27:32,100 --> 00:27:33,720 That's what I made today. 516 00:27:38,650 --> 00:27:42,010 Holy sugar. I'm not proud of it. 517 00:27:44,610 --> 00:27:50,670 You know, you work in a bar, you kind of stop judging people. 518 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:56,200 Just please be careful, and the sooner you stop, the better. 519 00:27:56,370 --> 00:27:58,200 I will. Thank you. 520 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:02,040 So, what's it like? 521 00:28:02,890 --> 00:28:07,560 Well, to be honest, the thing they want most is for you to lie to them. 522 00:28:07,740 --> 00:28:10,430 They wanna know their guts are small and their johnsons are big, 523 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,570 even if the truth is sharing you right in the face. 524 00:28:12,750 --> 00:28:14,590 Oh, my Lord. 525 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,390 Oh, God, please tell me I'm not crazy. 526 00:28:19,830 --> 00:28:24,380 It sounds like men aren't the only ones who wanna be lied to. 527 00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:26,490 You got that right. 528 00:28:28,100 --> 00:28:29,460 You go home. 529 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:33,770 I gotta go tell my fat husband he's hot. 530 00:28:44,950 --> 00:28:46,580 Hey, everybody, I'm home. 531 00:28:46,750 --> 00:28:47,840 Hey, babe. Hey. 532 00:28:48,020 --> 00:28:49,680 I made spaghetti. I can see that. 533 00:28:49,860 --> 00:28:53,390 Sorry I'm running a little bit late, but I went shopping. 534 00:28:53,580 --> 00:28:55,410 What did you get? Let me see. 535 00:28:57,890 --> 00:29:01,150 For the spelling champ. Suzy Style Doll? 536 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:04,160 And for you. 537 00:29:04,340 --> 00:29:06,400 Thank you. Thank you, Mommy. 538 00:29:06,580 --> 00:29:08,080 And I think that's for you. 539 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:12,010 Does this mean I can play football? Yes, it does. 540 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,390 Yes! Hey. 541 00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:16,410 Go out for a pass. 542 00:29:18,250 --> 00:29:21,040 Can we afford this? We can now. 543 00:29:26,110 --> 00:29:27,130 Oh... 544 00:29:27,310 --> 00:29:29,030 I'll work with him