The Naked Kiss

Barney's the best martini virtuoso in the whole state. 381 00:32:07,676 --> 00:32:09,636 Never touches the stuff. 382 00:32:09,719 --> 00:32:12,097 I've heard about you, Miss Kelly. Highly complimentary. 383 00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:13,849 Well, thank you, Barney. 384 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:15,934 Well, did the baron come back loaded with stuff? 385 00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:18,770 Like always. Foreign gifts from all parts of the world. 386 00:32:18,854 --> 00:32:22,566 Uh - Uh, did he get what I asked him for? 387 00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:27,070 No luck. He just couldn't find the male version of Brigitte Bardot. 388 00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:30,615 Well, lead on to the grape, Barney. 389 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:35,370 Oh, this is the founder of our town. 390 00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:37,831 It's Grant's great-great-grandfather. 391 00:32:37,914 --> 00:32:39,583 He's a doll. 392 00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:43,253 - Hi! <i>- Hi, Mac.</i> 393 00:32:43,336 --> 00:32:46,506 <i>- Hiya, Mac. - Hi, Mac, dear. How are you?</i> 394 00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:07,402 - Grant! - Mac, how are you? 395 00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:09,404 You look wonderful, darling. 396 00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:13,658 Here. I want you to meet the lady who's making history in orthopedics. 397 00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:17,412 Miss Kelly, Mr. Grant. 398 00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:19,414 - How do you do? - Pleasure, Miss Kelly. 399 00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:23,126 - Everybody calls me Grant. - And everybody calls her Kelly. 400 00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:24,961 K-E-double L-Y. 401 00:33:25,045 --> 00:33:27,839 Don't mind him. He's upset because he struck out. 402 00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:32,010 He's been poking around the hospital ever since Kelly went into action. 403 00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:34,638 Uh, what about me? 404 00:33:34,721 --> 00:33:37,349 I'm a registered voter. 405 00:33:37,432 --> 00:33:39,434 <i>For those on duty tonight.</i> 406 00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:43,355 <i>And, uh, I'm going to send a load of gifts to the kids at the hospital tomorrow.</i> 407 00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:46,066 <i>I have something from Venice I believe you will like...</i> 408 00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:49,110 Miss, uh, K-E-double L-Y. 409 00:33:50,278 --> 00:33:52,239 Thank you. 410 00:33:52,322 --> 00:33:53,990 - Would you like to have a seat, please? - Thank you. 411 00:34:01,581 --> 00:34:03,750 - Oh. - Venetian. 412 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:06,503 Seventeenth century. 413 00:34:06,586 --> 00:34:08,421 From Venice. 414 00:34:27,857 --> 00:34:32,195 I see myself by moonlight on the Lake of Lucerne... 415 00:34:33,196 --> 00:34:36,825 <i>in a boat wandering through a leafy alley in a garden...</i> 416 00:34:38,118 --> 00:34:42,205 and Beethoven's hands playing the "Moonlight Sonata." 417 00:34:44,207 --> 00:34:46,668 He carved that sonata out of moonlight. 418 00:34:49,004 --> 00:34:51,381 Was he in love when he wrote it? 419 00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:54,551 Yes. 420 00:34:55,677 --> 00:34:58,138 Did he marry her? 421 00:34:58,221 --> 00:35:01,683 No, he - he never found the wife he was looking for. 422 00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:05,604 How do you know he was looking for a wife? 423 00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:07,522 What man isn't? 424 00:35:08,523 --> 00:35:10,692 "A sweetheart is a bottle of wine. 425 00:35:11,735 --> 00:35:13,695 A wife is a wine bottle." 426 00:35:15,196 --> 00:35:17,157 Did Goethe write that? 427 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,576 - Baudelaire. - Oh. 428 00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:21,661 Beethoven and Goethe were good friends. 429 00:35:27,876 --> 00:35:31,838 - Griff doesn't go for Beethoven. - Griff is tone-deaf. 430 00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:41,640 How did you know? 431 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:48,355 Well, I - I watched his face when we were singing the other night. 432 00:35:53,777 --> 00:35:55,362 You sang very well. 433 00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:57,822 I was happy. 434 00:35:57,906 --> 00:36:00,784 "Happiness was born a twin." 435 00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:06,039 Lord Byron. 436 00:36:07,374 --> 00:36:09,167 My favorite poet. 437 00:36:14,130 --> 00:36:15,840 Kelly, you baffle me. 438 00:36:18,093 --> 00:36:20,929 Intellect is seldom a feature of physical beauty. 439 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:25,934 And that makes you a remarkable woman. 440 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:29,813 The most interesting contradiction I've met in years. 441 00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:31,690 <i>With a love of poetry -</i> 442 00:36:31,773 --> 00:36:33,983 rare in this age of missiles. 443 00:36:36,361 --> 00:36:39,572 Would you like to visit where Byron wrote many of his famous sonnets? 444 00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:41,700 Venice? 445 00:36:41,783 --> 00:36:44,160 I'm going to take you there right now. 446 00:37:06,433 --> 00:37:08,727 I took these movies from a gondola. 447 00:37:13,398 --> 00:37:16,901 That apartment on the