Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders

00:28:20,064 --> 00:28:23,888 Good job. Your grasp of the dead languages has improved. 389 00:28:23,968 --> 00:28:26,702 No language can be dead if it lives in your heart. 390 00:28:27,605 --> 00:28:29,094 Quite true. 391 00:28:29,174 --> 00:28:30,862 Law of parsimony. 392 00:28:30,942 --> 00:28:33,364 Also known as Occam's Razor. 393 00:28:33,444 --> 00:28:38,169 When you have two competing theories, the simplest one tends to be true. 394 00:28:38,249 --> 00:28:41,206 So I ask you, did the most depraved, 395 00:28:41,286 --> 00:28:44,609 evil, cold-hearted individuals throw in the towel? 396 00:28:44,689 --> 00:28:47,078 Or is it something simpler? 397 00:28:47,158 --> 00:28:52,083 We can't find them because they're no longer on this planet. 398 00:28:52,163 --> 00:28:54,753 - Holy Trojan horse! - Yes, Robin. 399 00:28:54,833 --> 00:28:58,757 I contend those thieves hitched a ride on that Belgravian rocket 400 00:28:58,837 --> 00:29:01,204 that was just launched into space. 401 00:29:07,712 --> 00:29:10,401 COSMONAUT: Approaching Space Station, comrade. 402 00:29:10,481 --> 00:29:12,348 Prepare to dock. 403 00:29:13,785 --> 00:29:15,740 JOKER: Oh, pardon me, boys, 404 00:29:15,820 --> 00:29:19,043 but could you direct me to the powder room in this tin can? 405 00:29:19,123 --> 00:29:20,578 No? 406 00:29:20,658 --> 00:29:23,748 Then I'm afraid you'll have to take a powder. 407 00:29:23,828 --> 00:29:27,152 Pengi? [MANIC LAUGHTER] 408 00:29:27,232 --> 00:29:29,932 [GAS HISSES] [COUGHING] 409 00:29:32,971 --> 00:29:36,394 Sweet dreams, my comatose cosmonauts. 410 00:29:36,474 --> 00:29:38,274 [SQUAWKING LAUGH] 411 00:29:42,513 --> 00:29:44,146 To the Batrocket! 412 00:29:46,417 --> 00:29:47,583 [BEEPS] 413 00:30:00,064 --> 00:30:01,753 Gosh, Batman. 414 00:30:01,833 --> 00:30:04,956 I never thought we'd need the Batrocket on one of our cases. 415 00:30:05,036 --> 00:30:10,461 An intergalactic spaceship is just another tool in a crime fighter's arsenal. 416 00:30:10,541 --> 00:30:12,430 Now, Robin, 417 00:30:12,510 --> 00:30:16,467 space travel is the most dangerous endeavor man has ever embarked upon. 418 00:30:16,547 --> 00:30:18,770 I need to know if you have the right stuff. 419 00:30:18,850 --> 00:30:21,840 If brave men weren't willing to take bold risks, 420 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:25,543 we wouldn't be able to move forward as a society. 421 00:30:25,623 --> 00:30:29,047 Then we take a bold risk now, for Gotham City. 422 00:30:29,127 --> 00:30:31,216 Initiate Bat-countdown. 423 00:30:31,296 --> 00:30:33,518 T-minus 10 seconds. [BATROCKET POWERING UP] 424 00:30:33,598 --> 00:30:34,997 Fire booster rockets. 425 00:30:37,535 --> 00:30:39,268 Adjust Bat-radar dish. 426 00:30:43,107 --> 00:30:44,340 Open launch doors. 427 00:30:48,446 --> 00:30:49,868 T-minus five... 428 00:30:49,948 --> 00:30:51,236 Four... Three... 429 00:30:51,316 --> 00:30:52,403 Two... One! 430 00:30:52,483 --> 00:30:54,517 Ignition. Ready to move out. 431 00:31:14,739 --> 00:31:16,672 [MANIC LAUGHTER] 432 00:31:17,475 --> 00:31:18,997 How delicious! 433 00:31:19,077 --> 00:31:22,166 I've always wanted to rule from the stars. 434 00:31:22,246 --> 00:31:25,236 [MANIC LAUGHTER] 435 00:31:25,316 --> 00:31:30,074 This will go down in history as the greatest caper in the universe. 436 00:31:30,154 --> 00:31:31,710 [MANIC LAUGHTER] 437 00:31:31,790 --> 00:31:36,180 And when we three are done, there'll be no one to stop us. [SQUAWKING LAUGH] 438 00:31:36,260 --> 00:31:40,251 There are four cats in this litter, you pudgy peon! 439 00:31:40,331 --> 00:31:44,188 Yes. But one runt which must get tossed out. 440 00:31:44,268 --> 00:31:46,224 Treachery! But why? 441 00:31:46,304 --> 00:31:48,726 You're soft on Batman. 442 00:31:48,806 --> 00:31:50,962 And we all know how fickle cats can be. 443 00:31:51,042 --> 00:31:53,197 Who's to say you won't turn on us... 444 00:31:53,277 --> 00:31:54,410 For him? 445 00:31:56,848 --> 00:31:59,103 Ha! The cat's got her own tongue. 446 00:31:59,183 --> 00:32:02,607 Ah, well... [MANIC LAUGHTER] 447 00:32:02,687 --> 00:32:06,077 Just think of it as one small step for mankind, 448 00:32:06,157 --> 00:32:10,092 and you'll be able to swim back to Earth. [MANIC LAUGHTER] 449 00:32:12,296 --> 00:32:15,420 Oh... Get her boys! 450 00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:17,266 [YELLING] [GRUNTING] 451 00:32:30,348 --> 00:32:33,571 ROBIN: That's some space station, Batman. 452 00:32:33,651 --> 00:32:36,808 A top secret joint venture between our government 453 00:32:36,888 --> 00:32:39,010 and the government of Belgravia. 454 00:32:39,090 --> 00:32:42,647 Ultimately our two countries couldn't figure out a way to work together 455 00:32:42,727 --> 00:32:43,948 and it was abandoned. 456 00:32:44,028 --> 00:32:45,984