Transformers: Dark of the Moon

00:45:31,229 --> 00:45:32,873 I'm reporting a Decepticon. The Decepticons are back. 723 00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:34,041 You gotta open that gate right now. 724 00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:36,556 Easy, sir. This is Health and Human Services. 725 00:45:36,651 --> 00:45:38,141 Right. Packing M4s? 726 00:45:38,236 --> 00:45:39,671 What are you protecting, colostomy bags? 727 00:45:39,695 --> 00:45:41,135 - Bedpans? Throat lozenges? - Babe... 728 00:45:41,322 --> 00:45:42,633 Where'd you get that hat from, nursing school? 729 00:45:42,657 --> 00:45:44,426 So, you're nurses and foot-powder protectors? Fantastic. 730 00:45:44,450 --> 00:45:45,530 - Babe. - Yes. 731 00:45:45,618 --> 00:45:46,762 I don't think we're in the right place. 732 00:45:46,786 --> 00:45:47,826 We are in the right place. 733 00:45:47,870 --> 00:45:49,973 We're in the right place and I'm gonna talk to Optimus right now. 734 00:45:49,997 --> 00:45:51,016 - You're gonna get Optimus out here. - Sir. 735 00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:52,100 Sir, you got the wrong building. 736 00:45:52,124 --> 00:45:53,185 I don't know what you're talking about. 737 00:45:53,209 --> 00:45:54,978 What part of "Decepticons are back" do you not understand? 738 00:45:55,002 --> 00:45:57,584 Yo! You being a smartass? 739 00:45:57,672 --> 00:46:00,664 Do not hit my car! It's a collector's item! 740 00:46:00,925 --> 00:46:02,005 I wouldn't do that. 741 00:46:02,093 --> 00:46:03,333 You're crazy! 742 00:46:05,846 --> 00:46:06,961 We got an Energon reading! 743 00:46:07,056 --> 00:46:08,592 We've got aliens in the vehicle! 744 00:46:08,683 --> 00:46:11,846 You move, you're dead! Out! Out! 745 00:46:11,936 --> 00:46:13,801 Got aliens in the vehicle! 746 00:46:14,897 --> 00:46:17,263 - Freeze! Get out! - We're freezing! 747 00:46:17,358 --> 00:46:18,939 Are you... 748 00:46:19,026 --> 00:46:20,357 Are you kidding me? 749 00:46:20,444 --> 00:46:22,025 Sam, they've got guns! 750 00:46:24,115 --> 00:46:27,198 - I got him. Go! - Bee! Is Bee in there? 751 00:46:28,327 --> 00:46:29,942 Okay, all right! 752 00:46:30,037 --> 00:46:32,574 This how you treat Autobots? We're on the same team. 753 00:46:32,665 --> 00:46:35,247 Yeah, enjoy your next job at 7-Eleven, dickhead. 754 00:46:35,334 --> 00:46:37,165 - That's right. - A-hole. 755 00:46:37,253 --> 00:46:38,993 How's your car now? 756 00:46:48,389 --> 00:46:49,424 That's my car. 757 00:46:50,474 --> 00:46:51,930 Come here. 758 00:46:52,018 --> 00:46:53,018 Come here! 759 00:46:53,102 --> 00:46:55,093 Come on. Sam. 760 00:46:55,187 --> 00:46:56,393 What is your deal? 761 00:46:56,939 --> 00:46:58,250 I know your black ops stuff is important to you. 762 00:46:58,274 --> 00:47:00,627 I'm not trying to diminish it or guilt-trip you or anything, 763 00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:02,141 I just never see you anymore. 764 00:47:02,236 --> 00:47:04,568 You can't come to the garage and just hang out one night? 765 00:47:04,655 --> 00:47:06,771 Sam. That makes me feel bad. 766 00:47:06,907 --> 00:47:08,468 I hope you feel bad. You should feel bad. 767 00:47:08,492 --> 00:47:11,199 Look at the jalopy I'm driving now. I feel bad every single day. 768 00:47:11,287 --> 00:47:13,619 Yo, let's go, both of you. Lennox wants to see you. 769 00:47:13,706 --> 00:47:15,142 What, we not good enough for you anymore? 770 00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:18,533 I'm sorry, babe. They were very rude, all right? 771 00:47:18,627 --> 00:47:21,585 And you're fixing my car. You don't think so? 772 00:47:21,964 --> 00:47:23,984 Raise your hand if you had a flying psycho-ninja copier 773 00:47:24,008 --> 00:47:25,008 trying to kill you today! 774 00:47:25,092 --> 00:47:26,212 Those are my brass knuckles. 775 00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:28,238 That's my anklet. Do I have to take that off, too? 776 00:47:28,262 --> 00:47:29,297 And my toe rings? 777 00:47:29,597 --> 00:47:31,258 <i>All NEST officials clear the floor.</i> 778 00:47:31,349 --> 00:47:33,431 <i>We have 10 minutes until attempted contact.</i> 779 00:47:33,934 --> 00:47:35,799 We've taken possession of the five devices 780 00:47:35,895 --> 00:47:38,602 that were hidden in the ship with Sentinel Prime. 781 00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:41,351 They're some kind of prototype Autobot technology. 782 00:47:41,901 --> 00:47:44,859 They say Sentinel was the Einstein of his civilization, 783 00:47:44,945 --> 00:47:46,345 so we're gonna keep these locked up 784 00:47:46,447 --> 00:47:48,108 until we know what we're dealing with. 785 00:47:48,199 --> 00:47:51,487 Right now, no one gets access. No one. 786 00:47:51,952 --> 00:47:54,694 This Wang guy recognized me. He told me to warn you. 787 00:47:54,789 --> 00:47:56,058 He was talking about the dark side of the moon, 788 00:47:56,082 --> 00:47:57,184 - then they killed him. - Wait a minute. 789 00:4...