The Limehouse Golem

and eat them in front of a mirror 571 00:35:44,580 --> 00:35:46,778 to make them look like a dozen. 572 00:35:46,780 --> 00:35:48,512 What about... 573 00:35:48,514 --> 00:35:51,711 "I saw her take a coin from her purse the other day, 574 00:35:51,713 --> 00:35:53,243 and I swear, 575 00:35:53,245 --> 00:35:54,743 I saw queen Victoria blinking 576 00:35:54,745 --> 00:35:56,243 at the sight of sunlight"? 577 00:35:58,578 --> 00:36:00,776 Are those petticoats ironed yet? 578 00:36:00,778 --> 00:36:02,376 Good. 579 00:36:02,378 --> 00:36:05,608 Then you can come over here and lace me up. 580 00:36:10,476 --> 00:36:12,141 Fuck off, Victor. 581 00:36:12,143 --> 00:36:13,441 Come on, dear. 582 00:36:13,443 --> 00:36:15,307 You know I can't see from the back row, 583 00:36:15,309 --> 00:36:16,739 and I do so love a double act. 584 00:36:16,741 --> 00:36:18,506 Victor, out, out! 585 00:36:18,508 --> 00:36:20,539 - Come on. - Just a joke, Dan. 586 00:36:20,541 --> 00:36:23,506 Get that, will you, Lizzie. 587 00:36:23,508 --> 00:36:26,205 That'll be the reporter for my interview. 588 00:36:27,373 --> 00:36:29,137 Hmm, you're new. 589 00:36:29,139 --> 00:36:31,770 Lizzie. Seen you before, haven't I? 590 00:36:31,772 --> 00:36:33,370 You work for<i> the era.</i> 591 00:36:33,372 --> 00:36:35,370 I'm a playwright, but yes, indeed, 592 00:36:35,372 --> 00:36:36,770 <i>the era</i> puts food on my table. 593 00:36:36,772 --> 00:36:40,568 For now. 594 00:36:40,570 --> 00:36:42,235 John Cree. 595 00:36:42,237 --> 00:36:45,335 You got to sweep it. 596 00:36:45,337 --> 00:36:46,635 Shall we? 597 00:36:46,637 --> 00:36:49,735 Can you help me dress, love? 598 00:36:49,737 --> 00:36:51,602 Jumped out the window. 599 00:36:53,668 --> 00:36:55,366 The usual for everyone? 600 00:36:55,368 --> 00:36:56,500 Oh, yes, please, darling. 601 00:36:56,502 --> 00:36:57,633 What about you, dear? 602 00:36:57,635 --> 00:36:59,199 A baked potato. 603 00:36:59,201 --> 00:37:01,533 You don't fancy a bit of meat tonight, Lizzie? 604 00:37:01,535 --> 00:37:02,700 What's the matter, Dan? 605 00:37:02,702 --> 00:37:04,164 She must be over 16. 606 00:37:04,166 --> 00:37:05,431 No, I mustn't. 607 00:37:05,433 --> 00:37:07,397 So, Lizzie, what's your act? 608 00:37:07,399 --> 00:37:08,831 Do tell. 609 00:37:08,833 --> 00:37:11,598 Uh, it's called "little Lizzie the dogsbody." 610 00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:13,164 Mm-hmm. 611 00:37:13,166 --> 00:37:14,364 Yeah, I do all manner of gags with an iron 612 00:37:14,366 --> 00:37:16,429 and a pile of dirty smalls. 613 00:37:16,431 --> 00:37:17,895 Oh, that sounds extraordinary. 614 00:37:17,897 --> 00:37:19,596 It is. 615 00:37:19,598 --> 00:37:21,429 She's dumbing you, John. 616 00:37:21,431 --> 00:37:23,395 She means she's the prompt. 617 00:37:23,397 --> 00:37:25,796 I was only saying earlier you might make a good gagger. 618 00:37:25,798 --> 00:37:27,595 She's got the dial for it, hasn't she, uncle? 619 00:37:27,597 --> 00:37:29,193 Say that again. 620 00:37:29,195 --> 00:37:31,360 She's got the dial for it, hasn't she, uncle? 621 00:37:31,362 --> 00:37:33,327 Oh, thank you. 622 00:37:33,329 --> 00:37:35,260 I don't know where you put it all, Victor. 623 00:37:35,262 --> 00:37:36,794 You must have hollow legs. 624 00:37:36,796 --> 00:37:39,494 I can hold as much as the next man, thank you very much. 625 00:37:39,496 --> 00:37:41,492 Pour a quart in a pint pot, you'll make a mess. 626 00:37:41,494 --> 00:37:43,492 Nonsense. I'm as right as rain. 627 00:37:43,494 --> 00:37:45,891 Can't keep a good man down, as they say, 628 00:37:45,893 --> 00:37:48,391 but I know where you can put a good man up. 629 00:37:48,393 --> 00:37:49,758 Aah! 630 00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,657 What in god's name is going on? 631 00:37:51,659 --> 00:37:53,189 Nothing. 632 00:37:53,191 --> 00:37:55,123 Lizzie stepped on my foot by mistake. 633 00:37:55,125 --> 00:37:57,823 No harm done. 634 00:37:57,825 --> 00:38:01,490 I'm taking Lizzie home. 635 00:38:01,492 --> 00:38:03,423 This is no place for an innocent young girl. 636 00:38:03,425 --> 00:38:04,788 Come, gentlemen. No harm done. 637 00:38:04,790 --> 00:38:06,187 As the executioner said to the hanged man. 638 00:38:06,189 --> 00:38:07,287 I'll... I'll... I'll take her. 639 00:38:07,289 --> 00:38:08,454 There's no need. I can walk alone. 640 00:38:08,456 --> 00:38:10,121 No, I'll not hear of it. 641 00:38:10,123 --> 00:38:11,554 Please, your food will get cold. I'll be quite safe. 642 00:38:11,556 --> 00:38:12,821 Our digs are just around the corner. 643 00:38:12,823 --> 00:38:15,786 Then I'll be back in good time. 644 00:38:15,788 --> 00:38:17,285 Watch yourself, Victor. 645 00:38:17,287 --> 00:38:18,652 John Cree's got a temper. 646 0