Closet Monster

- Nope. - Well, your father says 283 00:25:29,779 --> 00:25:31,906 he couldn't find it but I know it's there. 284 00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:36,494 It would mean a lot to have it back. It was Nan's. 285 00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:45,962 I'm sorry. Never mind. 286 00:25:46,254 --> 00:25:48,631 Good night, Skeet. 287 00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:21,081 - Later, klepto. 288 00:27:58,219 --> 00:28:01,556 - Right in... 289 00:28:01,848 --> 00:28:05,685 There we go. 290 00:28:05,977 --> 00:28:08,354 Ugh... 291 00:28:08,646 --> 00:28:11,024 Jesus Christ! 292 00:28:21,868 --> 00:28:26,372 - Come here. Come here, you little fucker. 293 00:28:28,082 --> 00:28:30,793 OK... 294 00:28:56,361 --> 00:28:59,113 Mm... 296 00:29:18,091 --> 00:29:20,510 - Hey... 297 00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:24,013 - I want you. - What? 298 00:29:24,305 --> 00:29:25,741 Your charming, lovable, handsome father... 299 00:29:25,765 --> 00:29:28,805 - I think someone wants you. -...is waiting for you at the front of the store. 300 00:29:29,060 --> 00:29:33,773 Oscar Madly please come to the front of the store. - Oh, my God. 301 00:29:34,065 --> 00:29:36,776 - Oscar! Oscar! 302 00:29:37,068 --> 00:29:39,529 Have you seen Oscar? There he is. Let's go, let's go! 303 00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:43,032 - What do you want? - What? I've been waiting outside for half an hour! 304 00:29:43,324 --> 00:29:47,370 - I told you I was off at 8:00. - Well, I can't pick you up at 8:00. I have a date- 305 00:29:47,662 --> 00:29:49,789 - How was I supposed to know that? 306 00:29:50,081 --> 00:29:53,543 - Because we talked about it. I told you last night! 307 00:29:53,835 --> 00:29:55,336 - No, you didn't. 308 00:29:55,628 --> 00:29:59,674 - You're going to find your own way home. 309 00:29:59,966 --> 00:30:03,303 - Fine! 310 00:30:21,988 --> 00:30:24,490 <i>- II What do I have to do I</i> 311 00:30:24,782 --> 00:30:28,911 <i>I</i> To make you forgive me I 312 00:30:30,079 --> 00:30:32,623 <i>I</i> I wouldn't even tell the world <i>I</i> 313 00:30:32,915 --> 00:30:35,668 <i>I</i> If you could hear I'm sorry <i>I</i> 314 00:30:39,922 --> 00:30:42,383 - Honey, can you pass me the... - What the... 315 00:30:42,675 --> 00:30:45,845 - WHOA! - Oh, my God! 316 00:30:46,137 --> 00:30:48,431 Oscar! Sorry. I thought, uh... I kind of thought 317 00:30:48,723 --> 00:30:50,850 your walk home would take a little bit longer. 318 00:30:51,142 --> 00:30:53,144 - Do you mind? - Oh, um... 319 00:30:53,436 --> 00:30:54,729 This is your new mom. 320 00:30:55,021 --> 00:30:58,691 It's not. I'm joking- This is Christine. - Hi, honey- 321 00:30:58,983 --> 00:31:02,945 - Excuse me, I didn't know you were having a rave. 322 00:31:06,783 --> 00:31:09,202 - What'd he see? 323 00:31:20,797 --> 00:31:22,298 Is your, uh, 324 00:31:22,590 --> 00:31:26,594 your morn still dating that queer? - Larry? 325 00:31:26,886 --> 00:31:28,930 Yeah, they're engaged. 326 00:31:31,432 --> 00:31:34,394 - I know stuff about him that'd make your hair curl. 327 00:31:34,685 --> 00:31:36,854 - He's a nice guy. - Mm... 328 00:31:37,146 --> 00:31:38,815 I bet he's super nice... 329 00:31:39,107 --> 00:31:42,151 Hey, I'm sorry you two met like that. 330 00:31:42,443 --> 00:31:45,988 Christine here, she's even sweeter with her clothes on. 331 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:49,742 - I feel so bad. That must have been quite the sight! 332 00:31:50,034 --> 00:31:51,911 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 333 00:31:52,203 --> 00:31:54,497 You gotta try these, man. Come here. 334 00:31:54,789 --> 00:31:55,957 - No thanks. - Hmm? 335 00:31:56,249 --> 00:31:59,919 No. She made them. - It's OK-They're a bit overdone anyway. 336 00:32:00,211 --> 00:32:04,424 - I'm just not hungry. - Hey, stop being rude. Didn't you learn any manners? 337 00:32:04,715 --> 00:32:07,802 - Am I embarrassing you? 338 00:32:08,094 --> 00:32:09,720 - Are you embarrassing me? No. 339 00:32:10,012 --> 00:32:14,392 But, uh, you're embarrassing yourself a little bit. 340 00:32:14,684 --> 00:32:16,936 - How long can you keep this act up? 341 00:32:17,228 --> 00:32:18,896 How long before you show up 342 00:32:19,188 --> 00:32:22,442 at her work screaming at the top of your lungs 343 00:32:22,733 --> 00:32:24,402 like a FUCKING CHILD? - I should go. 344 00:32:24,694 --> 00:32:28,948 - I'm sorry. It's just a little bit sad. - Let me save you some time. 345 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:33,911 He's possessive, has the temper of a child and is bat shit crazy. 346 00:32:41,752 --> 00:32:44,046 There he is. 347 00:32:56,851 --> 00:33:00,062 - Wow, where did that come from? 348 00:33:11,949 --> 00:33:15,953 - So fucking pathetic. 349 00:33:16,245 --> 00:33:18,456 I can't believe we share the same genes. 350 00:33:18,748 --> 00:33:22,585 - Well you know, I was born