Halloweentown High

- You don't have to worry about me. 400 00:25:08,266 --> 00:25:11,702 So welcome to history. 401 00:25:11,770 --> 00:25:14,466 Though "Modern Fiction" might be a more apt title. 402 00:25:14,539 --> 00:25:19,238 So, we'll start with chapter 15. "The Renaissance." 403 00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:23,747 Oh. So many fond memories. 404 00:25:23,815 --> 00:25:28,582 Now, the Renaissance was also called the Age of Enlightenment. 405 00:25:28,653 --> 00:25:33,283 And that's just because between the plague and all of the boneheads in charge 406 00:25:33,358 --> 00:25:35,485 refusing to write things down. 407 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:41,760 People pretty much forgot everything they learned for the last 5.000 years. 408 00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:45,701 And divine the ancients were. Except for their breath. 409 00:25:45,770 --> 00:25:50,173 It's always hummus this and hummus that. Oh, but that's another topic. 410 00:25:50,241 --> 00:25:53,176 It was also where we supposedly discovered the New World. 411 00:25:53,244 --> 00:25:55,269 Yes. 412 00:25:55,346 --> 00:26:01,307 "New to whom?" is my question. Now. I don't care what it says. 413 00:26:01,386 --> 00:26:04,651 Columbus did not discover America. 414 00:26:04,722 --> 00:26:07,782 He couldn't find his socks. Let alone a continent. 415 00:26:12,931 --> 00:26:17,527 Tomorrow, somebody remind me to tell you a funny story about da Vinci. 416 00:26:17,602 --> 00:26:22,266 Oh, there was a good reason the Mona Lisa was smiling. 417 00:26:23,308 --> 00:26:24,935 Who knows what she's talking about? 418 00:26:25,009 --> 00:26:27,273 She came with the rest of those foreign exchange freaks. 419 00:26:27,345 --> 00:26:30,473 - Talk about a bunch of losers. - I know. 420 00:26:38,923 --> 00:26:41,790 Hm. 421 00:26:42,327 --> 00:26:46,559 <i>Maintenance, please reset all classroom clocks to the correct time.</i> 422 00:26:52,570 --> 00:26:54,333 - Hey! - Hi! 423 00:26:54,405 --> 00:26:56,635 Am I a fool to save you a place? 424 00:26:56,708 --> 00:27:00,906 No, not a fool, but have you seen any of my kids? 425 00:27:00,979 --> 00:27:04,471 Uh, no. You know. I never really see them around. 426 00:27:04,549 --> 00:27:06,574 Yeah, why is that? 427 00:27:10,377 --> 00:27:12,436 Wait. There's one. 428 00:27:12,512 --> 00:27:15,345 Oh! Thank you! 429 00:27:18,318 --> 00:27:22,550 And I'm really looking forward to Saturday, OK, bye. 430 00:27:32,165 --> 00:27:34,759 Hi, hi, hi. You want to go sit over here? 431 00:27:34,835 --> 00:27:36,598 No, no, no. I didn't want to sit. 432 00:27:36,670 --> 00:27:39,696 I was observing the eating habits of your average human. 433 00:27:39,773 --> 00:27:46,440 Apparently you cram as much food into your mouth as possible, then start to talk. 434 00:27:46,513 --> 00:27:48,504 Yeah, OK. 435 00:27:48,582 --> 00:27:52,245 Well don't know if that's all humans. But you definitely have teenage boys down. 436 00:27:53,286 --> 00:27:55,846 - Boys. - She's writing a paper. Excuse us. 437 00:27:55,922 --> 00:27:59,016 Let's... Let's go. Where's everybody else? 438 00:27:59,092 --> 00:28:01,822 - Oh, where they always are. - Yeah, duh. 439 00:28:04,931 --> 00:28:05,931 There. 440 00:28:10,470 --> 00:28:11,801 There. 441 00:28:21,681 --> 00:28:23,774 Just got one question. 442 00:28:23,850 --> 00:28:25,647 What are you all doing here? 443 00:28:25,719 --> 00:28:29,450 We're not risking our futures so you guys can hide out in the back of a locker. 444 00:28:30,157 --> 00:28:33,126 I mean, come on. You guys gotta get out there, participate. 445 00:28:33,193 --> 00:28:35,423 Participate? What do you mean, participate? 446 00:28:35,495 --> 00:28:37,429 Yeah, um... 447 00:28:37,497 --> 00:28:38,794 Ooh! 448 00:28:41,435 --> 00:28:44,165 Hey. Pete, think fast. 449 00:28:45,739 --> 00:28:47,900 - Good catch, bro! - Nice one! 450 00:28:47,974 --> 00:28:51,410 Ah, see? There's no reason you shouldn't try out for the football team. 451 00:28:51,478 --> 00:28:54,345 - Hm. - Try your paws instead of your mouth. 452 00:28:54,414 --> 00:28:56,348 - Huh? - What? 453 00:28:56,416 --> 00:28:58,816 No, that's really how they play. 454 00:28:58,885 --> 00:29:01,353 Yeah, she's right. 455 00:29:01,421 --> 00:29:03,252 Ooh, and Nancy. 456 00:29:03,323 --> 00:29:07,589 How about the gardening club? No better gardener than a wood nymph. 457 00:29:07,661 --> 00:29:08,992 Mm-hm. 458 00:29:09,062 --> 00:29:14,261 And Chester, how about trying for the wrestling team? Huh? 459 00:29:14,334 --> 00:29:17,826 - I don't like wrestling. - Well, then what do you like? 460 00:29:17,904 --> 00:29:20,702 - I like stamps. - Oh! Well, you know what? 461 00:29:20,774 --> 00:29:23,709 - There's a club for that, too. - That's great. 462 00:29:23,777 --> 00:29:26,302 You know. I always wante