Cruella

and then she fell off a cliff and died. 553 00:41:09,011 --> 00:41:10,429 How terrible. 554 00:41:10,888 --> 00:41:12,472 Yes, it was, actually. It was during my winter ball 555 00:41:12,639 --> 00:41:15,309 and her death really overshadowed the whole thing. 556 00:41:16,310 --> 00:41:18,020 Time for my nine-minute power nap. 557 00:41:19,438 --> 00:41:20,439 Who was the woman? 558 00:41:23,567 --> 00:41:25,319 Not really the point of the story. 559 00:41:25,485 --> 00:41:28,071 The story's about how lucky I am, but anyway, she had a kid. 560 00:41:28,155 --> 00:41:31,909 Kid's a snowflake. Special, blah-blah-blah. 561 00:41:32,075 --> 00:41:34,870 It was a basic shakedown situation actually. 562 00:41:38,749 --> 00:41:40,834 Maybe she... 563 00:41:40,918 --> 00:41:43,003 Maybe she just really loved her kid. 564 00:41:43,170 --> 00:41:46,173 Maybe she only had one person to take care of 565 00:41:46,256 --> 00:41:47,966 and she failed dismally. 566 00:42:06,944 --> 00:42:08,487 Speak. 567 00:42:08,654 --> 00:42:10,948 Baroness, we have that meeting at the Ritz. 568 00:42:11,114 --> 00:42:12,449 Oh, for heaven's sakes. 569 00:42:18,288 --> 00:42:20,040 Necklace. Roger, shoes. 570 00:42:22,125 --> 00:42:23,627 Don't touch the ankle. 571 00:42:23,794 --> 00:42:24,920 Yes, sorry. It's in. 572 00:42:25,087 --> 00:42:26,088 Come along. 573 00:42:37,099 --> 00:42:40,310 My mother hadn't failed dismally, I had. 574 00:42:41,270 --> 00:42:43,522 And I wasn't going to fail her again. 575 00:42:44,231 --> 00:42:47,818 Told you, she always comes here. 576 00:42:50,487 --> 00:42:51,738 Oi. 577 00:42:53,991 --> 00:42:55,200 You all right? 578 00:42:56,785 --> 00:42:58,412 She called my mum a thief. 579 00:42:59,454 --> 00:43:00,789 Said she failed as a mother. 580 00:43:01,832 --> 00:43:04,543 What? Your mum? She knew your actual mum? 581 00:43:04,710 --> 00:43:07,588 Yeah, it turns out that was her party we were at. 582 00:43:08,213 --> 00:43:09,965 Mum worked for her once. 583 00:43:11,550 --> 00:43:13,260 I dropped the necklace as I was running away. 584 00:43:13,343 --> 00:43:14,678 She must've found it. 585 00:43:16,471 --> 00:43:19,725 It's mine. So I'm taking it back. 586 00:43:19,892 --> 00:43:21,393 - Taking it, as in... - Stealing it. 587 00:43:21,476 --> 00:43:22,519 Yeah. 588 00:43:22,603 --> 00:43:26,940 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... the angle. 589 00:43:33,864 --> 00:43:37,117 Her Black and White Ball, that's where we'll do it. 590 00:43:37,284 --> 00:43:41,121 It's our biggest job ever. Oi, Horace, attention. 591 00:43:41,830 --> 00:43:43,874 We need to know their security setup. 592 00:43:44,416 --> 00:43:47,544 Power nap, nine minutes. 593 00:43:51,715 --> 00:43:53,008 Where the cameras are. 594 00:43:54,885 --> 00:43:56,345 Where the guards are posted. 595 00:43:58,805 --> 00:44:00,807 And what the schedules are. 596 00:44:02,476 --> 00:44:05,687 We need to know every detail and every blind spot. 597 00:44:35,300 --> 00:44:37,678 Okay, the toilet's just on the left, 598 00:44:37,761 --> 00:44:38,762 and then go straight down to the end. 599 00:44:38,846 --> 00:44:40,180 Thanks. 600 00:44:52,943 --> 00:44:56,738 Then, all we need to do is disable the security system, 601 00:44:56,822 --> 00:45:00,576 bypass the cameras, open the safe, steal the necklace 602 00:45:01,702 --> 00:45:04,079 during the biggest party of the season. 603 00:45:04,413 --> 00:45:07,040 So many people, her security will be stretched to the limit 604 00:45:07,249 --> 00:45:10,252 and just to be sure, a distraction, 605 00:45:10,460 --> 00:45:12,421 where I get the key to the keypad and safe. 606 00:45:12,588 --> 00:45:14,298 Right, so what is the distraction? 607 00:45:14,965 --> 00:45:18,218 I've discovered she likes to throw women who offend her sensibilities 608 00:45:18,385 --> 00:45:19,928 out of her parties. 609 00:45:20,262 --> 00:45:22,973 - Old women. Women in gold. - Ow! 610 00:45:23,473 --> 00:45:24,850 Sad women. 611 00:45:25,017 --> 00:45:26,518 Women who carry poodles. 612 00:45:26,852 --> 00:45:30,022 But also stunningly dressed women who pull the focus off of her. 613 00:45:30,856 --> 00:45:32,399 What about one of the elderly broads? 614 00:45:32,566 --> 00:45:35,194 Me, Horace. I will be the distraction. 615 00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:36,737 All right. 616 00:45:37,279 --> 00:45:40,782 Besides, wreaking havoc at galas is my personal specialty. 617 00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:44,369 Well, I don't know about that. But here's a problem... 618 00:45:44,536 --> 00:45:45,787 Won't she recognize you? 619 00:45:45,954 --> 00:45:47,122 That's a good point. 620 00:45:47,289 --> 00:45:48,290 - I guess. - And when that happens, 621 00:45:48,457 --> 00:45:49,499 won't you lose your job? 622 00:45:...