Pirates of Silicon Valley

445 00:30:05,103 --> 00:30:08,163 And I especially don't like being dictated to by some little... 446 00:30:08,339 --> 00:30:10,830 Ed, Ed, this is not about dictating. 447 00:30:11,009 --> 00:30:13,569 You see, this is about reality. 448 00:30:13,745 --> 00:30:18,842 The reality is that your machine is brilliant, but it needs our language. 449 00:30:19,017 --> 00:30:22,043 And without it, you know, it's just a tin box that lights up. 450 00:30:25,757 --> 00:30:29,557 So let's double our royalty from $ 15 to $30 a copy. 451 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,059 <i>So back then I get postcards</i> <i>from these guys. </i> 452 00:30:38,236 --> 00:30:41,467 <i>"Wish you were here," and all that. </i> <i>Yeah, right, Albuquerque. </i> 453 00:30:41,639 --> 00:30:43,869 <i>Bill and Paul were living</i> <i>in this crummy motel... </i> 454 00:30:44,042 --> 00:30:47,671 <i>... acting like they had a clue about</i> <i>being in the computer business. </i> 455 00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:49,609 - Eureka. - What? 456 00:30:49,781 --> 00:30:52,875 I created a program that can play blackjack. 457 00:30:53,284 --> 00:30:56,048 Chris, you've been here two days, and you're into blackjack? 458 00:30:56,221 --> 00:30:57,916 Yeah, so? 459 00:30:58,089 --> 00:30:59,920 So you got work to do. 460 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:06,357 Oh, God, no. 461 00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:09,022 Not Frank Sinatra. Not "My Way. " 462 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,134 Not again. Spare us. 463 00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:25,345 So, Paul, I'm putting in $909, and you're in for 606... 464 00:31:25,516 --> 00:31:27,347 ...and we're keeping the Microsoft name. 465 00:31:27,619 --> 00:31:30,952 You know how you told Ed that we're leasing whole office buildings? 466 00:31:31,122 --> 00:31:33,386 What if he finds out our corporate headquarters... 467 00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:36,322 ...are in that roach motel with two student employees? 468 00:31:40,164 --> 00:31:41,563 You think they're hookers? 469 00:31:41,833 --> 00:31:44,165 Either that or motel inspectors. 470 00:31:44,335 --> 00:31:46,769 I saw that one going in and out of the motel room... 471 00:31:46,938 --> 00:31:49,168 ...about a dozen times yesterday. 472 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:55,872 Oh, baby. 473 00:32:02,487 --> 00:32:05,615 - I quit Harvard for this? - You wanted glamour. 474 00:32:05,790 --> 00:32:07,587 - You got glamour. - Come on, baby. 475 00:32:07,792 --> 00:32:12,092 Quit bitching or else go get us that pizza. 476 00:32:13,965 --> 00:32:15,364 Oh, yeah. 477 00:32:19,737 --> 00:32:22,171 Oh, baby, come on. Yes! 478 00:33:04,882 --> 00:33:09,376 Rise and shine. Wakey wakey. Your 9:30's here. 479 00:33:09,554 --> 00:33:12,250 You left your MasterCard in the restaurant again yesterday. 480 00:33:12,423 --> 00:33:15,790 That's the third time this month. The hotel in Dallas called and said... 481 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,554 ...you left your suit in the room when you checked out. 482 00:33:18,730 --> 00:33:22,757 Hertz called back and said they will never rent you a car again. 483 00:33:22,934 --> 00:33:25,903 Two more speeding citations in the mail and wash your hair. 484 00:33:26,070 --> 00:33:29,597 No, comb your hair, wash it later and change your shirt. 485 00:33:32,477 --> 00:33:34,274 It's over there. 486 00:33:40,485 --> 00:33:44,581 We're here for our 9:30 with your president, Mr. Gates. 487 00:33:51,729 --> 00:33:53,321 Mr... 488 00:33:53,498 --> 00:33:54,795 ...Gates? 489 00:34:01,339 --> 00:34:02,567 Hello? 490 00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:07,074 Oh, I forgot to tell you. Paul left a message. He said to tell you... 491 00:34:07,245 --> 00:34:10,737 ...if you get thrown in jail again tonight, you're on your own. 492 00:34:10,915 --> 00:34:14,248 You have to find somebody else to bail you out. 493 00:34:14,419 --> 00:34:16,216 Okay? 494 00:34:19,524 --> 00:34:23,984 - Jeez, Bill, isn't this Paul's car? - You know, I figured it out. 495 00:34:25,096 --> 00:34:27,189 Exercise is bad for your health. 496 00:34:27,365 --> 00:34:31,358 You see, if you take a normal pulse rate, 70 per minute... 497 00:34:31,536 --> 00:34:35,028 ...times the average life span, which is 75 years... 498 00:34:35,206 --> 00:34:37,333 - Too fast, Bill. Please. - Let's see, that's... 499 00:34:38,409 --> 00:34:42,607 ...70 times 60 minutes, times 24 hours, times 365 days. 500 00:34:42,780 --> 00:34:45,078 - Come on, please. - That's 37 million heartbeats... 501 00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:46,648 ...times 75 years. 502 00:34:46,818 --> 00:34:48,046 Slow down. 503 00:34:56,294 --> 00:34:58,558 Hey, Chris. Take a look. 504 00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:03,700 Bill. 505 00:35:04,802 --> 00:35:06,292 No way, man. 506 00:35:07,405 --> 00:35:09,305 Bill. 507 00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:12,174 The keys are in it. 508 00:35:12,343 --> 00:35:14,50