Doctor Who: Last Christmas

374 00:20:02,145 --> 00:20:03,359 Exactly. 375 00:20:03,359 --> 00:20:04,859 Sleeping. 376 00:20:04,859 --> 00:20:07,269 Probably been down there for centuries. 377 00:20:07,269 --> 00:20:09,989 And it wakes up when you think about it? 378 00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:15,149 They can detect their own mental picture in any nearby mind. 379 00:20:15,149 --> 00:20:16,389 That's Bellows' theory. 380 00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:19,909 It's like it responds to the presence of any data concerning itself. 381 00:20:19,909 --> 00:20:22,819 Well, that was always the legend. You think about a dream crab, 382 00:20:22,819 --> 00:20:24,349 a dream crab is coming for you. 383 00:20:27,989 --> 00:20:29,869 This is where it gets really nasty. 384 00:20:29,869 --> 00:20:31,349 Only now? 385 00:20:34,919 --> 00:20:36,469 Okay, then what? 386 00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:47,349 They're a bit like facehuggers, aren't they? 387 00:20:50,099 --> 00:20:52,039 Facehuggers? 388 00:20:52,039 --> 00:20:53,549 You know, Alien. 389 00:20:55,219 --> 00:20:56,669 The horror movie, Alien. 390 00:20:56,669 --> 00:20:58,809 There's a horror movie called Alien? 391 00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:00,889 That's really offensive. 392 00:21:00,889 --> 00:21:03,189 No wonder everyone keeps invading you. 393 00:21:03,189 --> 00:21:04,949 First, they just slept. 394 00:21:04,949 --> 00:21:07,589 Couple of days, just lying there. 395 00:21:07,889 --> 00:21:09,189 And then... 396 00:21:09,189 --> 00:21:10,659 they became aggressive? 397 00:21:10,659 --> 00:21:12,309 If we got close enough, yeah. 398 00:21:12,309 --> 00:21:15,629 It would take the dream crab a little while to take control. 399 00:21:15,629 --> 00:21:17,999 Depends how much of the host brain was... 400 00:21:18,469 --> 00:21:20,189 Was what? 401 00:21:22,669 --> 00:21:23,909 Digested. 402 00:21:25,309 --> 00:21:28,109 Are they still alive under those things? Depends what you call alive. 403 00:21:28,109 --> 00:21:31,195 Are they suffering? No, no, no, no. 404 00:21:31,195 --> 00:21:34,346 The dream crab induces a dream state. 405 00:21:34,346 --> 00:21:36,409 Keeps you happy and relaxed, 406 00:21:36,409 --> 00:21:38,549 in a perfectly realised dream world, 407 00:21:38,549 --> 00:21:39,949 as you dissolve. 408 00:21:42,809 --> 00:21:43,999 Merciful, I suppose. 409 00:21:43,999 --> 00:21:45,529 Compared to what? 410 00:21:46,419 --> 00:21:48,469 Compared to that turkey leg you keep eating. 411 00:21:49,079 --> 00:21:51,189 Could you rewind for me? I'd like to see them dormant again. 412 00:21:51,189 --> 00:21:53,309 Clara, could you fetch me the dead one? 413 00:21:53,309 --> 00:21:55,669 Maybe I could fetch you a cup of tea while I'm at it? 414 00:21:56,899 --> 00:21:59,069 Yes, and a punch in the face, too. 415 00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:01,639 My very next suggestion. Fair enough. 416 00:22:15,069 --> 00:22:16,546 Doctor? 417 00:22:37,269 --> 00:22:39,809 What's wrong? We're thinking about it. 418 00:22:39,809 --> 00:22:40,869 Clara! 419 00:22:41,399 --> 00:22:47,669 100 minus 42 is 58 times 3 is 174 minus 32 is 142 420 00:22:47,669 --> 00:22:51,030 divided by 7 is 20 and a bit... 421 00:22:52,489 --> 00:22:55,199 Think about something else, think about something else. 422 00:22:55,199 --> 00:22:57,869 Danny Pink, Danny, Danny. 423 00:22:57,869 --> 00:22:59,379 Danny Pink, I love you, 424 00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:01,499 and I will never see you again, and I'm sorry. 425 00:23:01,499 --> 00:23:03,229 I'm sorry, I lied. I'm sorry. 426 00:23:03,229 --> 00:23:06,469 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... 427 00:23:27,569 --> 00:23:28,509 Who are you? 428 00:23:28,509 --> 00:23:31,509 What do you mean, who am I? Who do you think I am? 429 00:23:32,239 --> 00:23:33,389 Danny. 430 00:23:33,389 --> 00:23:34,939 Merry Christmas. 431 00:23:34,939 --> 00:23:36,109 Come on. 432 00:23:36,740 --> 00:23:37,789 Come on where? 433 00:23:37,789 --> 00:23:39,552 Downstairs. 434 00:23:40,069 --> 00:23:41,269 Why? 435 00:23:41,269 --> 00:23:43,440 Well, you know what day it is? 436 00:23:44,949 --> 00:23:46,429 What day is it? 437 00:23:47,549 --> 00:23:49,549 Easter. It's Easter Day. 438 00:23:49,549 --> 00:23:52,829 That's why I'm dressed like this, I'm Father Easter. 439 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:54,829 Is that a thing? 440 00:23:54,829 --> 00:23:57,169 No, because it's Christmas! 441 00:23:58,849 --> 00:24:00,669 Oh, you've made me want chocolate now. 442 00:24:00,669 --> 00:24:02,349 Good, come on, you. 443 00:24:02,349 --> 00:24:04,469 Out of bed, downstairs. 444 00:24:04,469 --> 00:24:06,299 I have surprises. 445 00:24:06,299 --> 00:24:10,339 Tickets for the Indian Orient Express, that painting we saw in Paris, 446 00:24:10,339 --> 00:24:11,749 and permission to own a cat