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00:39:37,511 --> 00:39:40,440 - We sure had some French Quarter fun last night, didn't we? 339 00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:45,117 I took Jerry to the swankiest strip joint in the Quarter, and I'm talking tender to the bone. 340 00:39:46,664 --> 00:39:49,209 - Give us a minute, will you? - You bet. 341 00:39:49,329 --> 00:39:52,963 - We're gonna have ourselves a good time tonight boys, so take your vitamins. 342 00:39:53,083 --> 00:39:55,215 I like the blue ones myself. 343 00:39:56,774 --> 00:39:59,732 - So, what's up? - I'm selling Circle City. 344 00:40:00,562 --> 00:40:02,328 Are you fucking nuts? 345 00:40:03,107 --> 00:40:04,689 What's going on with you? 346 00:40:04,809 --> 00:40:08,930 You're gonna make a good profit on your shares and you're gonna get a nice ..to run the company. 347 00:40:09,050 --> 00:40:11,612 - Doug, don't do this to me. - Do what? 348 00:40:11,732 --> 00:40:13,909 - Make you richer? You'll get over it. 349 00:40:14,486 --> 00:40:17,489 - Wait, goddamit, so what..I mean 350 00:40:17,924 --> 00:40:21,432 - What are going to do? You just gonna pull the plug? - Yep. 351 00:40:21,799 --> 00:40:24,366 - Christ, Doug. Where the hell are you going now? 352 00:40:24,486 --> 00:40:27,653 I need a pair of bolt cutters and a toilet snake. 353 00:40:40,682 --> 00:40:41,965 Morning. 354 00:41:12,701 --> 00:41:16,483 Turn on the water in the tub so I can rinse this thing off. 355 00:41:18,546 --> 00:41:20,640 Oh my God, I'm outta here! 356 00:42:31,638 --> 00:42:36,160 <i>To Viv, from your Waffle Man, Happy Birthday</i> 357 00:43:34,892 --> 00:43:37,620 I've got a business proposition for you. 358 00:43:41,687 --> 00:43:43,606 Well, I told that I don't do porn tapes. 359 00:43:43,939 --> 00:43:46,241 And I'm not gonna fuck a German Shepperd, not going to.. 360 00:43:46,361 --> 00:43:49,274 - Can I just talk for a minute? 361 00:43:50,573 --> 00:43:52,305 Yes, but the answer is no. 362 00:43:57,220 --> 00:43:59,846 I'll give you 100 dollars a day to stay at your place. 363 00:44:00,980 --> 00:44:01,758 What? 364 00:44:02,242 --> 00:44:04,986 $ 100 a day, if I can stay at your place. 365 00:44:05,311 --> 00:44:06,647 I don't like hotels. 366 00:44:09,390 --> 00:44:10,505 No pussy? 367 00:44:12,493 --> 00:44:13,182 No. 368 00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:18,259 And don't do anal. Just so you know. 369 00:44:20,547 --> 00:44:22,484 Thank God there is something you don't do. 370 00:44:27,297 --> 00:44:29,996 So, a hundred bucks a day, and you just live in my house? 371 00:44:30,116 --> 00:44:30,803 Yep. 372 00:44:33,528 --> 00:44:35,941 So you'll be my sugar daddy? 373 00:44:37,117 --> 00:44:39,296 - You know what that is? - Sort of. 374 00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:42,855 Wiil you buy me cool things? 375 00:44:44,469 --> 00:44:46,494 I�ll buy you a broom and dustpan. 376 00:45:21,505 --> 00:45:25,448 It's me, Charlene, Mrs Riley. You remember me, don't you? 377 00:45:26,592 --> 00:45:30,223 I saw the garage open and it didn't look right to me. Are you okay? 378 00:45:30,343 --> 00:45:32,406 Taking a nap. 379 00:45:33,341 --> 00:45:35,340 Want your paper? 380 00:45:37,541 --> 00:45:39,815 Put it on the hood, please. 381 00:45:51,585 --> 00:45:55,015 You shouldn't leave your garage door open like that. 382 00:45:56,243 --> 00:45:57,087 I know. 383 00:45:58,352 --> 00:45:59,343 Thank you. 384 00:46:00,425 --> 00:46:01,910 Good to see you, 385 00:46:02,442 --> 00:46:04,038 it's been a long time. 386 00:46:37,028 --> 00:46:38,771 -Good evening. - Hi. 387 00:46:39,926 --> 00:46:41,595 - Who are you? - Doug. 388 00:46:42,585 --> 00:46:43,722 Who are you? 389 00:46:44,254 --> 00:46:46,693 - Is Bridget home? - Who? 390 00:46:47,620 --> 00:46:49,371 You know, Bridget. 391 00:46:50,737 --> 00:46:51,930 Roxy? 392 00:46:53,370 --> 00:46:56,598 - Jennifer... - Mallory. - Yeah! Mallory. 393 00:46:57,038 --> 00:46:58,139 She home? 394 00:46:58,982 --> 00:47:01,238 - No, she�s at work. - Oh. Saw the lights on. 395 00:47:06,341 --> 00:47:09,972 - You wanna leave her a message or... - Just dropping by. 396 00:47:10,449 --> 00:47:13,475 No big thing. Another time. 397 00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:24,498 Good night. 398 00:47:41,595 --> 00:47:45,355 I got a lot of 20's tonight. It's crazy. 399 00:47:51,155 --> 00:47:54,291 Here is another...ouch! Fucker. 400 00:47:55,396 --> 00:47:56,616 Ten... 401 00:47:59,114 --> 00:48:00,090 Twenty. 402 00:48:01,856 --> 00:48:03,743 Okay, that's thirty... 403 00:48:05,164 --> 00:48:07,295 First of all, put your money in the right order. 404 00:48:07,915 --> 00:48:10,948 Twentys, tens, fives, ones. 405 00:48:12,213 --> 00:48:15,509 - Okay, chill out. - Show your money some respect. 406 00:48:16,091 --> 00:48:18,530 - Oh, I respect money! 407 00:48:19,818 --> 00:48:21,1