Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV

00:37:57,206 --> 00:37:58,474 No! Tito, you can't go. Toxie said to stay here. He's over there, 411 00:37:58,540 --> 00:38:02,649 and you're over there and we have to stay here. Tito, no, 412 00:38:02,712 --> 00:38:05,083 cause I don't want to be alone. Cause Toxies goin' over there, 413 00:38:05,214 --> 00:38:06,750 and you're goin' over there and I have to stay here 414 00:38:06,849 --> 00:38:07,750 and mommy and daddy ran away, 415 00:38:08,117 --> 00:38:10,588 and Auntie Em was really mean, and Uncle Bobby was really mean and 416 00:38:10,653 --> 00:38:15,094 I don't want to be alone! Tito I don't want to be alone! 417 00:38:15,157 --> 00:38:16,592 Tito come back! Come back! 418 00:38:27,303 --> 00:38:27,937 Okay, Okay. 419 00:38:32,308 --> 00:38:34,946 Okay. You are giving me a stomachache in my brain. 420 00:38:36,979 --> 00:38:40,118 lf you don't want to be a lonesome you have to come with me 421 00:38:40,316 --> 00:38:42,453 but I am in charge I make choices out here. 422 00:38:42,985 --> 00:38:43,618 Kay. 423 00:38:44,721 --> 00:38:45,789 Let's go. I am in charge. 424 00:38:49,658 --> 00:38:50,292 Thanks Tito. Will you hold my hand. No. 425 00:38:54,163 --> 00:38:55,465 That's okay. Please hold my hand. 426 00:38:59,501 --> 00:39:03,475 You know Toxie I used to think that you were one of those namby pamby 427 00:39:03,538 --> 00:39:08,415 pussy-footin' mother fuckers. You know one of those bleeding heart 428 00:39:08,477 --> 00:39:11,149 heroes that's always makin' my job difficult. 429 00:39:11,213 --> 00:39:14,519 But you're actually a bad guy. You're all right. 430 00:39:16,118 --> 00:39:16,585 Thanks. 431 00:39:18,453 --> 00:39:22,261 Uh oh. You better split Toxie. This press conference is about you. 432 00:39:22,792 --> 00:39:24,427 I'll hang around and see what the deal is, 433 00:39:24,493 --> 00:39:26,865 then we'll meet at your house later. Go on. 434 00:39:28,463 --> 00:39:29,098 My place? Go go go. 435 00:39:30,632 --> 00:39:33,104 Oh lick my balls. Mother fucker. Jesus Fucking H. Christ. Fuck. 436 00:39:35,637 --> 00:39:37,775 I never trusted Toxie! Yeah! 437 00:39:38,473 --> 00:39:40,946 I knew he was bad from day one! Yeah! 438 00:39:42,812 --> 00:39:46,151 That's my husband you're talking about. He loves you people! 439 00:39:47,482 --> 00:39:51,290 Bullshit! We all loved Chief Newman. Face it! Toxie's gone mad! 440 00:39:52,154 --> 00:39:52,454 Yeah! 441 00:39:55,324 --> 00:39:56,025 Wait! Wait Everybody! 442 00:39:56,158 --> 00:40:01,134 Toxie saved me and my unborn child from the bomb. Toxie's a hero! 443 00:40:02,331 --> 00:40:04,134 Hero's don't double amputate police chiefs 444 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:08,308 and hurl twelve-year-old children into brick walls! 445 00:40:09,504 --> 00:40:10,139 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 446 00:40:11,841 --> 00:40:15,982 Please. Please. Quiet down folks. Let's get down to the Lord's work. 447 00:40:17,179 --> 00:40:21,020 We all saw the Toxic Avenger kill, not only our beloved police chief, 448 00:40:21,850 --> 00:40:23,653 but innocent bystanders as well. 449 00:40:24,353 --> 00:40:26,824 So, we've got to bring him in. For questioning! 450 00:40:27,356 --> 00:40:28,992 Not shot by some vigilante citizens group. 451 00:40:34,696 --> 00:40:35,330 Fear not citizens! 452 00:40:36,365 --> 00:40:39,337 I have assembled the only team capable of bringing him in. 453 00:40:41,103 --> 00:40:44,676 Super Heroes, united one and all, to protect Tromaville. 454 00:40:45,207 --> 00:40:47,177 And I thank God for it. 455 00:40:48,710 --> 00:40:49,344 Now to introduce them 456 00:40:50,212 --> 00:40:54,019 first, please put your hands together and give the clap to The Vibrator. 457 00:40:59,721 --> 00:41:02,961 Hhhhhhhhi! 458 00:41:05,827 --> 00:41:06,295 Yeah! 459 00:41:06,996 --> 00:41:08,898 Our next superhero protects creatures of the ocean. 460 00:41:08,998 --> 00:41:12,804 Please give a warm Tromaville welcome to Dolphin Man! 461 00:41:25,514 --> 00:41:28,486 Unfortunately, there's not much water here so Dolphin Man is pretty useless. 462 00:41:29,851 --> 00:41:32,823 But, we have somebody stronger, more powerful, much better looking. 463 00:41:34,689 --> 00:41:37,662 Who are they going to bring out next? A cow that walks upright? 464 00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:39,662 Please welcome Mad Cowboy! 465 00:41:46,435 --> 00:41:47,170 Jesus Christ! 466 00:41:48,537 --> 00:41:50,173 Now, when rock super star Mastur G 467 00:41:50,705 --> 00:41:52,008 and mild mannered sex offender John Bator 468 00:41:53,208 --> 00:41:55,011 went into the same faulty elevator 469 00:41:55,877 --> 00:41:58,014 little did they realize that they would emerge as one man 470 00:41:58,713 --> 00:41:59,682 a man that could fight crime with 471 00:42:00,482 --> 00:42:01,951 shear re