The Hateful Eight

Are you the chap with the Lincoln letter? 267 00:16:58,333 --> 00:17:00,250 The Lincoln what? 268 00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:03,917 Yes. The letter from Abraham Lincoln. 269 00:17:03,917 --> 00:17:06,042 President Abraham Lincoln? 270 00:17:06,042 --> 00:17:08,917 Yes. Weren't you pen pals? 271 00:17:08,917 --> 00:17:11,250 With the president? 272 00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:14,375 Well, I'm sorry, I heard that somebody in your party 273 00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:16,250 had a letter from Abraham Lincoln. 274 00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:17,750 I assumed it was you. 275 00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:19,250 Not him! 276 00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:21,958 The black fella in the stable. 277 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,625 The nigger... 278 00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:27,000 in the stable has a letter from Abraham Lincoln? 279 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,792 Yeah. 280 00:17:28,792 --> 00:17:33,583 The nigger in the stable has a letter from Abraham Lincoln? 281 00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:35,250 (wind whistling) 282 00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:38,250 (chickens clucking, horse neighing) 283 00:17:48,542 --> 00:17:50,958 What'd you say your name was again? 284 00:17:50,958 --> 00:17:52,875 -Bob. -Warren. 285 00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:55,292 Minnie and Sweet Dave in there? 286 00:17:55,292 --> 00:17:57,583 Minnie and Sweet Dave went to visit her mother 287 00:17:57,583 --> 00:17:59,458 on the north side of the mountain. 288 00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:01,000 -What? -Yeah. 289 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,458 Minnie ain't here? 290 00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:05,042 Yes, they're visiting her mother. 291 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:07,292 -Her mother? -Yes. 292 00:18:07,292 --> 00:18:08,750 Hmm. 293 00:18:10,292 --> 00:18:12,625 Never knew Minnie had a mother. 294 00:18:14,792 --> 00:18:17,708 Well, everybody's got a mother. 295 00:18:19,167 --> 00:18:21,208 Yeah, I suppose. 296 00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:23,958 (horse grunts, huffs) 297 00:18:23,958 --> 00:18:26,292 And she left you in charge? 298 00:18:26,292 --> 00:18:27,792 <i>Si.</i> 299 00:18:27,792 --> 00:18:29,792 (Warren chuckles) 300 00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:33,583 That sure don't sound like Minnie. 301 00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:35,250 Are you calling me a liar? 302 00:18:37,167 --> 00:18:40,167 Well, not yet I ain't. 303 00:18:40,167 --> 00:18:42,083 Just sounds peculiar is all. 304 00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:44,125 What sounds peculiar? 305 00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:46,292 Well, first off, Minnie never struck me 306 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,208 as the sentimental type. 307 00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:52,083 And secondly, I can't imagine Sweet Dave lifting his fat ass 308 00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:53,958 out his chair long enough to fetch well water 309 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:56,333 unless Minnie was laying a frying pan upside his head, 310 00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:58,417 let alone take a trip to the north side. 311 00:18:58,417 --> 00:19:00,833 Well, that sounds a whole lot 312 00:19:00,833 --> 00:19:03,500 like you're calling me a liar, <i>mi negro amigo.</i> 313 00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:05,250 (chuckles) 314 00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:07,250 Yeah, it do sound a whole lot like that, don't it? 315 00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:11,500 But I still ain't done it yet. 316 00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:15,667 Minnie still serve food? 317 00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:18,500 -Do you consider stew food? -Yes. 318 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,250 Then we serve food. 319 00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:23,875 She still stinking up the place with Old Quail pipe tobacco? 320 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,833 (Bob chuckles) 321 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,708 Minnie doesn't smoke a pipe. 322 00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:32,917 She rolls her own. 323 00:19:32,917 --> 00:19:35,583 Red Apple Tobacco. 324 00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:39,708 But, <i>mi negro amigo,</i> I think you already know this. 325 00:19:39,708 --> 00:19:42,000 Yeah, I do, Señor Bob. 326 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,583 Just seeing if you do. 327 00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:47,042 (wind whistling) 328 00:19:55,833 --> 00:19:58,000 (Bob grunting) 329 00:19:59,167 --> 00:20:01,375 (wind whistling) 330 00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:03,000 BOB (faintly): Come on! 331 00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:28,542 Fill 'er up, O.B. 332 00:20:28,542 --> 00:20:30,500 Yeah. 333 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:32,542 JOHN: Goddamn it. 334 00:20:34,292 --> 00:20:35,833 Thank you. 335 00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:38,125 (exhales) 336 00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:40,042 (slurps) 337 00:20:40,042 --> 00:20:41,500 (exhales) 338 00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:47,042 CHRIS: Well, cut my legs off and call me Shorty. 339 00:20:47,042 --> 00:20:50,458 Is that General Sanford Smithers I see? 340 00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:54,167 You got a good eye, son. 341 00:20:54,167 --> 00:20:58,500 Ha-ha! Well, I'll be double-dog damned! 342 00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:00,583 General Sandy "Don't...