Phantom of the Megaplex

00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:10,440 No. I love it. I totally do. 566 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:13,440 Scary thing is, she's serious. 567 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:18,440 Here. 568 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:20,960 Guard it with your life. 569 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,600 Sorry to bust up your little party here, Petie, 570 00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:28,200 but Hillary and Lacy are lookin' for ya. 571 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:31,520 Something about a popcorn emergency? 572 00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:35,040 See ya! 573 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:36,320 (LAUGHING) 574 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,280 -(PATRONS GRUMBLING) -What's going on? 575 00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:41,680 GIRL: Somebody get the manager. 576 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,760 RICKY: It's like those battery commercials. 577 00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:45,160 We put the exact amount in for one batch, 578 00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:46,360 like we always do, 579 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:49,600 but it just keeps going and going and going. 580 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:50,760 Look at this, hon. 581 00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:52,360 Why don't you just shut it off? 582 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:55,040 We flipped the switch, like, 50 times, but it didn't do anything! 583 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:59,040 Why don't you just try this, huh? 584 00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:00,880 (PATRONS LAUGHING) 585 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:03,960 Why didn't we think of that? 586 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:07,520 Better clean this up. 587 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,840 I'll get the broom and dustpan? 588 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:10,960 Yeah. 589 00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:15,360 Excuse me! 590 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:16,800 Excuse me, my dear. 591 00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:18,560 I'm not a complainer by nature, 592 00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:21,120 but you really must come inside and look at this. 593 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:22,720 When we paid to see<i> Glimpses of Genevieve,</i> 594 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:26,160 we had no idea that the title would be so literal. 595 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:29,120 (AUDIENCE CHATTERING) 596 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,240 Man, what's going on with this? This is crazy. 597 00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,400 Fix the projector! 598 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:39,360 Focus! Come on, focus! 599 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:49,200 Somebody take some responsibility and do something about it. 600 00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:52,080 Excuse me. 601 00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:57,760 Hillary! 602 00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:58,880 Where's Shawn? 603 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,320 Well, did you try his office, sweetie? 604 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:01,920 He's not in there. What about Pete? 605 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,440 I think he's in Theater 17, checking on his little brother. 8.75. 606 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:07,920 What's going on now? 607 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000 How long does it take to go to the bathroom? 608 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:11,880 When you're a girl, forever. 609 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:13,120 (PETE SIGHS) 610 00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:16,840 -But you're okay here, right? -MAN: <i>Okay, it's all set.</i> 611 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:19,800 -WOMAN: <i>But I don't wanna go.</i> -Emergency in Theater 23. 612 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:21,240 MAN: <i>We've been through this before.</i> 613 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:23,680 What kind of an emergency? Can I come? 614 00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:24,920 No. Stay. 615 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,120 WOMAN: <i>It's not fair!</i> <i>I always get left behind.</i> 616 00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,240 <i>Now, no matter what happens, baby,</i> 617 00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,520 <i>I want you to promise me</i> <i>you'll stay right here.</i> 618 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:33,760 <i>Oh!</i> 619 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,400 (AUDIENCE SHOUTING) 620 00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,680 Folks? Uh, excuse me. 621 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:47,440 If I could have your attention, 622 00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,840 I'm Pete Riley, the assistant manager here. 623 00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:50,960 What, do you want a medal? 624 00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:52,640 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 625 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:56,720 Uh... We're hoping to have this problem with the projector fixed soon. 626 00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,920 We're gonna start your movie over, or, if you'd rather get your money back, 627 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,720 you can see me in the lobby for a full refund or a return pass. 628 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,160 Thanks a lot. Thanks. 629 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,240 This isn't an accident, you know. 630 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,280 It's sabotage, exactly like in <i>Judson's Revenge.</i> 631 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,120 I thought I told you to stay in your seat. 632 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,560 I'm just trying to help, okay? 633 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,440 See, I'm betting that the Phantom of the Megaplex 634 00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:19,560