Short Circuit

501 00:34:38,513 --> 00:34:39,376 Look out! 502 00:34:42,061 --> 00:34:44,843 Oh, my God! What happened? Are you all right? 503 00:34:46,569 --> 00:34:48,583 Please, don't be hurt. Are you okay? 504 00:34:49,038 --> 00:34:50,477 Say something. 505 00:34:52,215 --> 00:34:54,721 Beautiful Stephanie. 506 00:34:59,036 --> 00:35:01,530 "SAINT Prototype number five..." 507 00:35:01,914 --> 00:35:04,982 "Nova Robotics. Damon, Washington". You're a robot? 508 00:35:05,063 --> 00:35:07,173 I thought you were alive, Number Five. 509 00:35:07,461 --> 00:35:09,848 I let you tear my house to shreds and you're a robot! 510 00:35:09,928 --> 00:35:13,808 You're a machine from that dumb war lab place. I'm so stupid. 511 00:35:13,888 --> 00:35:16,659 Stupid, foolish, gullible, doltish... 512 00:35:16,739 --> 00:35:18,081 -dumbbell. -Shut up! 513 00:35:18,162 --> 00:35:20,867 Shut up, silence, hush, sit on it, can it. 514 00:35:20,947 --> 00:35:22,865 Am I the jerk of the world? You're just programmed. 515 00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:25,985 Jerk of the world, turkey, idiot, pain in the ass. 516 00:35:26,561 --> 00:35:29,917 I hope you're programmed to pay for the mess you made. 517 00:35:33,566 --> 00:35:35,455 What if there's a reward out for that thing? 518 00:35:35,536 --> 00:35:37,014 I could take care of as many animals as I want. 519 00:35:37,973 --> 00:35:39,028 Hello. 520 00:35:39,109 --> 00:35:41,698 I'd like to speak to one of your head Warmongers, please. 521 00:35:41,779 --> 00:35:45,358 Dr Warmonger, Marner. I think this may be something. 522 00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:51,663 <i>-Hello. -Hello.</i> 523 00:35:51,784 --> 00:35:53,606 <i>I'd like you to know I have one of your robots.</i> 524 00:35:54,469 --> 00:35:56,195 God! 525 00:35:56,525 --> 00:35:57,510 Cool. 526 00:35:57,966 --> 00:35:59,117 Good. Yes. 527 00:36:00,233 --> 00:36:01,566 Listen... 528 00:36:02,787 --> 00:36:04,635 Thank you very much for calling. 529 00:36:04,716 --> 00:36:06,826 Our people are on their way. 530 00:36:08,855 --> 00:36:10,773 Mount up! We've got it! 531 00:36:10,854 --> 00:36:12,408 Move! Move! Move! 532 00:36:12,978 --> 00:36:15,664 Today, gentleman, today! Let's go! 533 00:36:21,322 --> 00:36:24,023 We gotta run away! Let's go, let's go. 534 00:36:24,711 --> 00:36:26,789 In the meantime, it's very important... 535 00:36:26,870 --> 00:36:28,803 ...that you try to keep a safe distance. 536 00:36:28,884 --> 00:36:30,706 How safe a distance? 537 00:36:31,296 --> 00:36:33,885 Well, see, it's malfunctioning. 538 00:36:35,261 --> 00:36:37,754 We have to disassemble it and check it out. 539 00:36:38,201 --> 00:36:39,448 It's goofy little gadget. 540 00:36:39,728 --> 00:36:42,477 Just try to keep everyone as far away from it as possible, okay? 541 00:36:42,557 --> 00:36:45,376 Not that it's dangerous or anything like that. 542 00:36:45,456 --> 00:36:47,952 How much is a contraption like that worth, anyway? 543 00:36:48,032 --> 00:36:50,365 <i>Worth? I don' know. A few hundred dollars maybe.</i> 544 00:36:50,445 --> 00:36:52,554 No reward or anything like that for finding it, is there? 545 00:36:52,774 --> 00:36:56,610 Well, we do have a daily tour of our facilities here. 546 00:36:56,691 --> 00:37:00,416 <i>You know, I might even be able to get you a student discount.</i> 547 00:37:00,496 --> 00:37:02,788 -Hey! It's gone! -Gone? 548 00:37:02,868 --> 00:37:03,934 Wooly mammals. 549 00:37:04,014 --> 00:37:06,295 Sheep. Sweaters, mittens. 550 00:37:06,375 --> 00:37:09,348 Never mind, I see it. Go back to your nuclear warheads. 551 00:37:13,877 --> 00:37:16,659 Hey, you, Number Five, What are you doing? 552 00:37:17,234 --> 00:37:18,960 You're gonna scare my animals, bozo. 553 00:37:19,056 --> 00:37:21,278 Listen, I just called Nova and they are coming out to get you. 554 00:37:21,358 --> 00:37:24,217 -They'll give you a tune up. -Tune-up? Input. 555 00:37:24,297 --> 00:37:26,710 They'll take you apart, find out which screw is loose. 556 00:37:26,791 --> 00:37:30,532 Apart, undone, dismantle, dissect, disassemble. 557 00:37:30,852 --> 00:37:32,195 Right. 558 00:37:32,276 --> 00:37:33,618 Jump! 559 00:37:34,451 --> 00:37:39,247 -Look, it's a grasshopper. -Grasshopper, Orthoptarous insect. 560 00:37:40,826 --> 00:37:41,779 Jump. 561 00:37:41,859 --> 00:37:43,628 That's great. Okay. 562 00:37:47,620 --> 00:37:49,730 All right, let's go back now. Come on. 563 00:37:50,162 --> 00:37:51,393 Hey! 564 00:37:54,445 --> 00:37:56,651 Damn it! You klutz! Look what you did. 565 00:37:56,732 --> 00:37:57,782 Error. 566 00:37:57,862 --> 00:37:59,588 Grasshopper disassembled. 567 00:38:00,710 --> 00:38:02,245 Reassemble. 568 00:38:02,788 --> 00:38:04,377 Reassemble. 569 00:38:04,457 --> 00:38:08,021 I can't reassemble him. You squ