April Fool's Day

And here's to my life, because I'm very glad to be here 419 00:25:02,502 --> 00:25:04,212 and to be a part of all of you. 420 00:25:06,756 --> 00:25:09,092 Muffy, anything you want to add to that? 421 00:25:10,302 --> 00:25:11,594 Why me? 422 00:25:11,595 --> 00:25:13,513 Because you're the hostess. 423 00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:23,648 Okay. 424 00:25:24,649 --> 00:25:27,903 In his "Life of Johnson", James Boswell said, 425 00:25:28,945 --> 00:25:32,406 "We cannot predict the precise moment 426 00:25:32,407 --> 00:25:33,783 "when friendships are formed. 427 00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:38,787 "As in filling a vessel drop by drop, 428 00:25:38,788 --> 00:25:41,749 "there is at last one which makes it run over 429 00:25:42,876 --> 00:25:45,920 "so in a series, 430 00:25:45,921 --> 00:25:48,548 "so in a series of kindnesses, 431 00:25:49,841 --> 00:25:53,887 "there is at last one which makes the heart run over." 432 00:25:56,389 --> 00:26:00,893 So, with this toast, may our hearts run over 433 00:26:00,894 --> 00:26:02,354 and our friendships be formed. 434 00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:04,563 All right. 435 00:26:04,564 --> 00:26:05,357 Cheers! 436 00:26:06,399 --> 00:26:07,483 Going down! 437 00:26:07,484 --> 00:26:08,609 Okay. 438 00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:09,443 Mmmm. 439 00:26:09,444 --> 00:26:10,402 All over myself! 440 00:26:12,697 --> 00:26:14,323 Muffy! 441 00:26:17,494 --> 00:26:18,537 April Fool! 442 00:26:38,265 --> 00:26:39,098 Wow! 443 00:26:39,099 --> 00:26:41,183 Is this the bridal suite? 444 00:26:41,184 --> 00:26:42,226 You like it? 445 00:26:42,227 --> 00:26:44,186 I thought you needed the room. 446 00:26:44,187 --> 00:26:45,397 I'll find a use for it. 447 00:26:48,817 --> 00:26:49,609 Muffy? 448 00:26:51,736 --> 00:26:55,281 I know you and Arch had something going before I met him. 449 00:26:55,282 --> 00:26:58,367 Arch is sweet, but he only has two expressions, 450 00:26:58,368 --> 00:27:00,160 collar up and collar down. 451 00:27:00,161 --> 00:27:01,997 Yeah, I found that out. 452 00:27:03,498 --> 00:27:05,333 I guess what I'm trying to say now is, 453 00:27:08,712 --> 00:27:10,004 you always seem to get there first, 454 00:27:10,005 --> 00:27:12,339 but this time, Chaz is mine, okay? 455 00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:13,591 What about Hal? 456 00:27:13,592 --> 00:27:15,217 Harvey? 457 00:27:15,218 --> 00:27:17,261 Mr Junior Achievement? 458 00:27:17,262 --> 00:27:18,346 Oh, please! 459 00:27:20,098 --> 00:27:20,890 Yuck! 460 00:27:23,727 --> 00:27:25,686 Don't try to tell me you hadn't thought 461 00:27:25,687 --> 00:27:26,812 of me in that way, Muffy. 462 00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:29,523 Why, I felt a spark between us 463 00:27:29,524 --> 00:27:32,277 the first time we laid eyes on each other 464 00:27:33,570 --> 00:27:34,904 in Econ 3.45. 465 00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:40,118 Why, just think of it, Muffy. 466 00:27:40,994 --> 00:27:44,747 With my, my talent 467 00:27:44,748 --> 00:27:45,540 and your 468 00:27:48,168 --> 00:27:48,960 money. 469 00:27:51,004 --> 00:27:51,504 No. 470 00:27:56,926 --> 00:27:59,845 All right. 471 00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:02,557 We're going to have some privacy. 472 00:28:05,769 --> 00:28:07,978 You've got to be kidding. 473 00:28:07,979 --> 00:28:12,942 Unless Muffy knows something about us we don't. 474 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:14,818 Hold me, big fella! 475 00:28:14,819 --> 00:28:15,653 Hold me! 476 00:28:15,654 --> 00:28:16,738 Just holster it, cowboy! 477 00:28:18,156 --> 00:28:20,115 Let's play Hide the Sausage. 478 00:28:22,035 --> 00:28:24,578 Pick it up! 479 00:28:24,579 --> 00:28:27,206 Hold me like a man can hold another man! 480 00:28:27,207 --> 00:28:29,125 Why, just think of it, Muffers. 481 00:28:30,168 --> 00:28:34,047 With my raw, driving talent 482 00:28:39,177 --> 00:28:39,969 and your, 483 00:28:43,932 --> 00:28:44,724 your-- 484 00:29:19,634 --> 00:29:20,427 Wrong room. 485 00:29:25,849 --> 00:29:26,891 Shit. 486 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:11,686 Oh, come on! 487 00:32:06,384 --> 00:32:07,176 Rob? 488 00:32:09,470 --> 00:32:10,805 Are you still angry with me? 489 00:32:13,141 --> 00:32:13,933 About dinner? 490 00:32:15,476 --> 00:32:16,269 No. 491 00:32:18,104 --> 00:32:19,187 I'm sorry. 492 00:32:19,188 --> 00:32:20,022 I'm not angry at you. 493 00:32:20,023 --> 00:32:21,440 I'm just, 494 00:32:21,441 --> 00:32:22,525 just angry. 495 00:33:13,034 --> 00:33:14,826 Ow, Jesus! 496 00:33:26,089 --> 00:33:27,714 Very funny. 497 00:33:58,413 --> 00:33:59,205 Muffy! 498 00:34:00,373 --> 00:34:01,165 Arch! 499 00:34:03,126 --> 00:34:04,793 Hi, Muff! 500 00:34:04,794 --> 00:34:05,586 Hi. 501 00:34:07,505 --> 00:34:09,257 Do you know what time it is, love? 502 00:34:10,258 --> 00:34:11,091 Mm-hmm. 503 00:34:15,930 --> 00:34:16,889 Goodnight. 504 00:35:27,877 --> 00:35:29,754 Real funny, you guys! 505 00:35:30,922 --> 00:35:33,800 Better ride than you could give me. 506 00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:55,173 Hello? 507 00:37:04,891 --> 00:37:05,683 Shit. 508 00:37:14,066 --> 00:37:15,026 Who's th