Space Jam

00:29:06,163 --> 00:29:08,040 Get inside his ball. 455 00:29:08,332 --> 00:29:09,416 Whoa. 456 00:29:09,583 --> 00:29:11,209 You clowns can't beat that. 457 00:29:11,376 --> 00:29:13,462 - My best shot ever. - You haven't played long. 458 00:29:13,629 --> 00:29:14,671 A Hall-of-Fame shot. 459 00:29:14,838 --> 00:29:17,090 - Really nice shot, Mr. Bird. - Larry, please. 460 00:29:17,257 --> 00:29:19,509 - Nice shot, Mr. Larry. - Nice shot, Larry. 461 00:29:19,676 --> 00:29:21,428 You can do this. 462 00:29:21,595 --> 00:29:23,847 Don't be nervous. You can do this. 463 00:29:24,014 --> 00:29:26,808 Larry, you feel that the NBA has to face reality, don't you? 464 00:29:26,975 --> 00:29:30,312 Gotta look for more dominant players in places they never looked before. 465 00:29:30,479 --> 00:29:33,231 Just look at the ball. Visualize where you want it to go. 466 00:29:33,398 --> 00:29:36,526 - Right, right, right. - Be the ball. Be the ball. 467 00:29:36,693 --> 00:29:37,945 Get off the tee. 468 00:29:38,111 --> 00:29:39,905 You can't jump. 469 00:29:41,406 --> 00:29:42,824 I— Yeah, go on. 470 00:29:43,533 --> 00:29:45,994 - Close to the pin? - Close to the pin? For dinner? 471 00:29:46,161 --> 00:29:48,455 - Sounds good. - I'll go close to the pin. 472 00:29:48,622 --> 00:29:50,707 - Okay, cool. - I'll take some of that. 473 00:29:53,168 --> 00:29:54,336 That's not bad. 474 00:29:55,003 --> 00:29:56,213 Good shot. 475 00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:58,131 Get down. 476 00:29:59,049 --> 00:30:01,218 Look at that. Look at that spin. 477 00:30:12,270 --> 00:30:13,605 Come on. 478 00:30:15,941 --> 00:30:17,192 It is alive. 479 00:30:20,237 --> 00:30:25,117 Yes! Yes! My first hole in one. Yes! 480 00:30:25,617 --> 00:30:26,660 Oh. 481 00:30:26,827 --> 00:30:29,329 - Don't say it. - Never seen one of these before. 482 00:30:29,496 --> 00:30:33,500 Larry, nothing but the bottom of the cup. 483 00:30:33,667 --> 00:30:36,336 - That's his ball too. - Yeah, yeah, it's my ball. Sorry. 484 00:30:36,503 --> 00:30:38,338 - Let me get a picture. - You guys are jealous. 485 00:30:38,505 --> 00:30:42,968 All right, here we go. Now, you gotta smile. Reach in for the ball and then smile, okay? 486 00:30:43,135 --> 00:30:45,012 - Yes. - And you think, "This is good." 487 00:30:45,095 --> 00:30:47,097 - Just take the picture. - Okay. 488 00:30:56,606 --> 00:30:58,275 - What kind of camera is that? - Just— 489 00:30:58,442 --> 00:31:00,360 Don't point it at me. Close the lens cap. 490 00:31:00,527 --> 00:31:02,487 - I didn't do anything. - Where did he go? 491 00:31:07,242 --> 00:31:08,744 Hey! 492 00:31:09,327 --> 00:31:12,080 No, no, no! 493 00:31:23,967 --> 00:31:27,471 Oh, uh, look out for that first step, doc, it's a real lulu. 494 00:31:28,096 --> 00:31:29,139 Bugs Bunny? 495 00:31:29,306 --> 00:31:31,433 Eh, you were expecting maybe the Easter Bunny? 496 00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:34,519 - You're a cartoon. You're not real. - Not real, eh? 497 00:31:34,686 --> 00:31:36,980 If I weren't real, could I do this? 498 00:31:40,025 --> 00:31:41,443 Ugh. 499 00:31:41,610 --> 00:31:43,236 Oh, look. Is that Michael? 500 00:31:43,403 --> 00:31:45,072 It's Michael. 501 00:31:45,238 --> 00:31:46,656 It's Air Jordan. 502 00:31:47,657 --> 00:31:49,451 Basketball. 503 00:31:49,618 --> 00:31:51,703 Ooh. I tought I taw— 504 00:31:51,912 --> 00:31:55,373 I did. I did see Michael Jordan. 505 00:31:55,540 --> 00:31:59,628 Pardon me, Mr. Jordan. Uh, can I have your auto—? 506 00:31:59,795 --> 00:32:01,171 Your John Hancock, please? 507 00:32:01,338 --> 00:32:03,465 Back off. Let the doctor take a look. 508 00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:08,428 - A little high. - No. 509 00:32:08,595 --> 00:32:09,763 Going down. 510 00:32:09,930 --> 00:32:11,681 No! 511 00:32:16,895 --> 00:32:20,023 So, what do you say we go for a little spin? 512 00:32:22,859 --> 00:32:26,071 Hmm. Now, let's see what we got inside here. 513 00:32:28,365 --> 00:32:30,117 Say "ah." 514 00:32:32,035 --> 00:32:34,579 All right. He's okay. 515 00:32:36,081 --> 00:32:39,751 - What's going on here? - Why, Michael, I thought you'd never ask. 516 00:32:40,252 --> 00:32:44,256 These aliens from outer space want to make us slaves in their theme park. 517 00:32:44,422 --> 00:32:45,882 What do we care? They're little. 518 00:32:46,049 --> 00:32:48,260 So we challenged them to a basketball game. 519 00:32:48,426 --> 00:32:51,346 But then they show up and they ain't so little. They're huge. 520 00:32:51,513 --> 00:32:54,808 We need to beat these guys, because they're talking about slavery. 521 00:32:54,975 --> 00:32:58,854 They'll make us do stand-up comedy, the same jokes every night for all eternity. 522 00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:02,399 We'll be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to perform 523 00:33:02,566 --> 00:33:06,695 for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed, fat-headed, humor-challenged aliens. 524 00:33:06,862 --> 00:33:09,489 Uh, what I'm trying to say is… 525 00:33:09,656 --> 00:33:11,950 we need your he...