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<i>If you're reading this, then you've walked 100 miles</i> 427 00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:27,123 <i>through the Mojave Desert.</i> 428 00:44:27,582 --> 00:44:29,125 <i>Whatever else has happened between us,</i> 429 00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:31,544 <i>however angry we are, or were, at each other,</i> 430 00:44:31,627 --> 00:44:35,715 <i>I am so proud of you and in awe of you.</i> 431 00:44:35,798 --> 00:44:38,384 <i>Or I will be, once you've done it.</i> 432 00:44:39,051 --> 00:44:40,595 <i>As I write, you've only just left,</i> 433 00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:42,805 <i>so actually you've done almost nothing at all.</i> 434 00:44:42,889 --> 00:44:44,307 <i>Like me.</i> 435 00:44:44,390 --> 00:44:45,558 <i>So we can still be friends.</i> 436 00:44:46,267 --> 00:44:47,768 <i>Minneapolis misses you.</i> 437 00:44:59,739 --> 00:45:01,240 Hey, Cheryl! 438 00:45:02,116 --> 00:45:04,076 - Come and get it. - Okay, great! 439 00:45:04,827 --> 00:45:07,038 - So you're not a hiker? - Not like you. 440 00:45:07,914 --> 00:45:10,750 I just come up here every summer to hang out with the real hikers. 441 00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:12,585 You fascinate me. 442 00:45:13,044 --> 00:45:14,670 I'm not a real hiker. 443 00:45:14,754 --> 00:45:16,923 You just hiked 100 miles through the desert heat. 444 00:45:17,006 --> 00:45:18,883 And it nearly killed me. 445 00:45:21,510 --> 00:45:22,511 You want some help? 446 00:45:24,221 --> 00:45:26,015 Do I look like somebody who needs help? 447 00:45:29,602 --> 00:45:32,897 Your boots, they're too small. That's why you're losing toenails. 448 00:45:34,398 --> 00:45:35,398 Yeah. 449 00:45:35,775 --> 00:45:37,068 You're right. 450 00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:39,528 And I only just realized it the second you said that. 451 00:45:40,071 --> 00:45:41,948 I thought they were supposed to hurt that bad. 452 00:45:42,531 --> 00:45:45,493 What am I supposed to do? I don't have any money to buy new boots. 453 00:45:45,576 --> 00:45:47,411 - Did you get them at REI? - Yeah. 454 00:45:47,495 --> 00:45:48,955 Well, you call them, you tell them, 455 00:45:49,038 --> 00:45:51,207 and they'll have new boots sent to your next stop. 456 00:45:51,290 --> 00:45:52,917 - Seriously? - Mm-hmm. 457 00:45:53,876 --> 00:45:55,753 And your pack, it's insane. 458 00:45:56,170 --> 00:45:57,922 We need to do a little pruning. 459 00:45:59,173 --> 00:46:01,759 Okay, so I'm gonna pick out the stuff that's useless to you, 460 00:46:01,842 --> 00:46:03,636 and you can leave it in the free box 461 00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:06,013 unless you can give me a good reason why you need it. 462 00:46:06,097 --> 00:46:07,556 - Okay. - Okay? 463 00:46:09,642 --> 00:46:11,227 How this working for you? 464 00:46:11,310 --> 00:46:12,520 I stink. 465 00:46:12,603 --> 00:46:16,148 I stink all the time, and my armpits are the least of it. 466 00:46:16,816 --> 00:46:18,776 Are you having much fun with these? 467 00:46:18,859 --> 00:46:20,403 I've never used them once. 468 00:46:26,909 --> 00:46:29,870 Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking with the saw. 469 00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:35,918 You burning what you read? 470 00:46:36,002 --> 00:46:37,545 You want me to burn books? 471 00:46:37,628 --> 00:46:39,797 Well, you're not gonna become a Nazi, I promise you, 472 00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,216 but you are gonna make your pack a lot lighter. 473 00:46:42,299 --> 00:46:45,094 Okay, so everything before Kennedy Meadows… 474 00:46:49,557 --> 00:46:51,058 Oh, wait, not those. 475 00:46:52,101 --> 00:46:53,728 These will never be burned. 476 00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:55,271 It's your weight. 477 00:46:57,648 --> 00:46:59,525 I don't take pictures at night. 478 00:47:01,318 --> 00:47:02,319 Never. 479 00:47:07,324 --> 00:47:09,869 You… You need the whole roll? 480 00:47:11,662 --> 00:47:13,748 What woman goes on a hike and brings 12 condoms? 481 00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:14,957 Hey, Ed! 482 00:47:15,624 --> 00:47:17,126 Oh, just a minute. 483 00:47:25,176 --> 00:47:27,887 You'll just send the boots there? I don't have to do anything? 484 00:47:29,138 --> 00:47:30,347 Thank you so much. 485 00:47:30,431 --> 00:47:32,933 You will be my favorite company forever and ever. 486 00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:35,978 Okay. 487 00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:37,938 Great. 488 00:47:53,537 --> 00:47:55,539 <i>So what's wrong with James Michener?</i> 489 00:47:55,623 --> 00:47:57,291 He's crap is what's wrong. 490 00:47:57,374 --> 00:47:59,668 And which of his books have you read that are so… 491 00:47:59,752 --> 00:48:01,087 I haven't read any of his books. 492 00:48:01,170 --> 00:48:03,964 I read things like Adrienne Rich and Flannery O'Connor, 493 00:48:04,048 --> 00:48:06,217 which you do too now, by the way. 494 00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:08,260 Doesn't it make a difference