Jennifer's Body

00:34:13,134 --> 00:34:14,303 Do you miss Craig? 503 00:34:17,071 --> 00:34:18,240 Of course. 504 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:22,292 Well, you're gonna see your buddy really soon. 505 00:34:22,376 --> 00:34:24,413 What, you mean, like, in heaven someday? 506 00:34:26,781 --> 00:34:27,849 Nope. 507 00:34:33,855 --> 00:34:34,953 God. 508 00:34:41,762 --> 00:34:43,596 Let it all out, kids. 509 00:34:54,574 --> 00:34:55,991 You want some baloney, Spector? 510 00:34:56,075 --> 00:34:59,095 <i>And that was Low Shoulder, the local band</i> 511 00:34:59,179 --> 00:35:01,398 <i>who became unlikely heroes of the tragedy</i> 512 00:35:01,482 --> 00:35:03,165 <i>in Devil's Kettle last night.</i> 513 00:35:03,249 --> 00:35:07,237 <i>Eyewitnesses say the boys helped numerous people escape the inferno,</i> 514 00:35:07,321 --> 00:35:09,573 <i>risking their own lives in the process.</i> 515 00:35:09,657 --> 00:35:12,709 <i>That's rock and roll with a conscience, ladies and gentlemen.</i> 516 00:35:12,793 --> 00:35:17,199 <i>And guess what. We are honored to have Low Shoulder in the studio right now.</i> 517 00:35:17,932 --> 00:35:20,316 <i>Now, how you guys holdin' up?</i> 518 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,218 <i>We're maintaining, man.</i> 519 00:35:22,302 --> 00:35:24,989 <i>It's not easy, but, you know, the real heroes</i> 520 00:35:25,073 --> 00:35:27,290 <i>are the people of Devil's Lake.</i> 521 00:35:27,374 --> 00:35:29,326 <i>I just hope we can convey</i> 522 00:35:29,410 --> 00:35:32,195 <i>one-tenth of their courage and spirit</i> 523 00:35:32,279 --> 00:35:33,648 <i>on our upcoming album.</i> 524 00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:50,832 Virgin mother. 525 00:35:53,435 --> 00:35:54,384 Crap. 526 00:35:54,468 --> 00:35:56,371 - You said it. - Hey, Mom. 527 00:35:57,972 --> 00:35:59,574 I didn't know you were up. 528 00:36:00,074 --> 00:36:01,410 Yeah. 529 00:36:02,376 --> 00:36:06,257 Oh, God. I had another one of my night terrors. 530 00:36:06,341 --> 00:36:09,032 Well, it's 4:00, so technically you had a day terror. 531 00:36:09,116 --> 00:36:10,285 Mm, right. 532 00:36:11,781 --> 00:36:12,931 What'd you dream about? 533 00:36:15,055 --> 00:36:19,142 I dreamed some bad people were trying to nail you to a tree 534 00:36:19,226 --> 00:36:23,532 with hammers and big stakes and shit. 535 00:36:25,199 --> 00:36:26,801 Just like JC. 536 00:36:28,869 --> 00:36:32,774 But I didn't let 'em get you, 'cause I'm a hard-assed, Ford-tough mama bear. 537 00:36:33,642 --> 00:36:35,277 I can take care of myself. 538 00:36:36,077 --> 00:36:37,860 Yeah, you say that, 539 00:36:37,944 --> 00:36:41,594 but one day you're gonna be crying out for me, and I'm not gonna be there. 540 00:36:44,084 --> 00:36:47,422 No! 541 00:37:00,668 --> 00:37:03,838 We will get the man who did this to your son. You hear me? 542 00:37:05,506 --> 00:37:07,409 I'll kill him myself. 543 00:37:08,175 --> 00:37:09,544 I will. 544 00:37:10,310 --> 00:37:12,547 Do you hear me, you bastard? 545 00:37:13,714 --> 00:37:17,801 I'll cut off your nutsack and nail it to my door! 546 00:37:17,885 --> 00:37:19,236 Like one of those 547 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:22,024 lion door knockers rich folks got. 548 00:37:23,057 --> 00:37:25,794 That will be your balls! 549 00:38:16,710 --> 00:38:19,262 <i>Fatalities have grown in a horrific fire</i> 550 00:38:19,346 --> 00:38:21,531 <i>that destroyed a popular local nightclub</i> 551 00:38:21,615 --> 00:38:23,668 <i>in Devil's Kettle last night.</i> 552 00:38:23,752 --> 00:38:27,622 - <i> Yeah?</i> - I feel so scrumptious! 553 00:38:28,222 --> 00:38:29,473 Goody for you. 554 00:38:29,557 --> 00:38:30,941 <i>You know when you kiss a boy for the first time,</i> 555 00:38:31,025 --> 00:38:33,662 and it feels like your entire body is on vibrate? 556 00:38:34,929 --> 00:38:35,913 Yeah? 557 00:38:35,997 --> 00:38:37,099 It's that good. 558 00:38:37,732 --> 00:38:39,049 <i>Well, that's nice. Um...</i> 559 00:38:39,133 --> 00:38:41,551 Me, I'm still a little bit depressed about, you know, 560 00:38:41,635 --> 00:38:44,488 the giant, smoldering funeral pyre in the middle of town. 561 00:38:44,572 --> 00:38:47,690 Move-on-dot-org, Needy. It's over. 562 00:38:47,774 --> 00:38:49,955 Life is too short to be moping around 563 00:38:50,039 --> 00:38:51,813 <i>about some white-trash pig roast.</i> 564 00:38:52,380 --> 00:38:54,130 That's sweet, Jen. 565 00:38:54,214 --> 00:38:56,232 You know, I tell it like it is. 566 00:38:56,316 --> 00:38:57,602 And besides, you know what? 567 00:38:57,686 --> 00:38:59,136 You should be happy for me 568 00:38:59,220 --> 00:39:00,804 because I am having the best day 569 00:39:00,888 --> 00:39:03,641 since, like, Jesus invented the calendar. 570 00:39:03,725 --> 00:39:06,010 Jesus didn't invent the calendar. 57...