The Gauntlet

441 00:35:37,718 --> 00:35:40,220 I've got a scorched ass. That's all the proof I need. 442 00:35:41,097 --> 00:35:45,100 In the middle of nowhere with a witness you said means nothing. 443 00:35:45,351 --> 00:35:48,019 And everybody in this town's shooting at me. 444 00:35:48,271 --> 00:35:50,397 And I'm slightly worried about it. 445 00:35:50,648 --> 00:35:52,107 You've got to bring me in. 446 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,109 I'd like an escort. 447 00:35:54,527 --> 00:35:56,111 A convoy of Arizona police... 448 00:35:56,362 --> 00:35:58,655 to take me and the prisoner back to Phoenix. 449 00:35:58,906 --> 00:36:00,448 Where and when? 450 00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:03,076 The Arizona border's an hour away from here. 451 00:36:03,327 --> 00:36:05,495 I'll be riding in a constable's car. 452 00:36:05,746 --> 00:36:07,914 - You copy? - Affirmative. 453 00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:10,709 You'll have your escort. 454 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:13,545 You'll transfer from the constable's vehicle... 455 00:36:13,796 --> 00:36:17,507 to an escort car in 60 minutes. Can you handle it... 456 00:36:17,758 --> 00:36:21,011 or should I write it in braille and shove it up your ass? 457 00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:25,015 Yes, sir. 458 00:36:26,976 --> 00:36:28,185 Take us to the border. 459 00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:31,980 I heard some of that phone stuff so I guess you are a cop. 460 00:36:32,231 --> 00:36:35,275 So you know I got to call in at quitting time, which is now. 461 00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:38,403 Call in, tell them you need the car for another hour. 462 00:36:38,654 --> 00:36:40,864 Say your mother-in-law was hit by a truck. 463 00:36:41,115 --> 00:36:44,159 Tell them anything, just make believers out of them. 464 00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:04,221 You mind if I ask you a question? 465 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:07,140 How many times a month you spread your legs? 466 00:37:08,434 --> 00:37:10,560 Just drive the car, will you? 467 00:37:10,811 --> 00:37:13,313 I got a chance to learn something, colonel. 468 00:37:13,522 --> 00:37:16,233 As long as I got to chauffeur the little strumpet. 469 00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:20,028 You mind if a country boy picks up a little education? 470 00:37:20,529 --> 00:37:21,988 [LAUGHS] 471 00:37:22,156 --> 00:37:24,491 I got... I got this buddy... 472 00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:27,661 he had the idea we'd open a string of whorehouses... 473 00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:30,497 and advertise like fried chicken places. 474 00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:32,707 Finger-licking good! 475 00:37:32,875 --> 00:37:34,751 [LAUGHING] 476 00:37:36,879 --> 00:37:38,421 How's it work with your kind? 477 00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:40,674 You go to some kind of special school? 478 00:37:41,509 --> 00:37:43,927 I have a B.A. from Finch College. 479 00:37:44,178 --> 00:37:46,012 Is that where you learned how to give head? 480 00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:48,974 Will you shut up, for Christ sake! 481 00:37:49,183 --> 00:37:51,977 Colonel, you coming to the strumpet's rescue? 482 00:37:52,228 --> 00:37:55,605 I bet you had some ideas of getting some gash yourself. 483 00:37:55,856 --> 00:37:58,275 Maybe you already had a taste of it, huh? 484 00:37:58,859 --> 00:38:01,695 Ain't nothing like a slice of the damp, is there? 485 00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:05,031 You can't fool Deke. I seen you zip your fly... 486 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,075 Will you shut up! 487 00:38:10,621 --> 00:38:11,663 Let him talk. 488 00:38:15,876 --> 00:38:18,712 Were you going to shoot a fellow officer, colonel? 489 00:38:19,255 --> 00:38:22,841 What'll you tell them back home? I was insulting your whore? 490 00:38:23,009 --> 00:38:24,342 [SNICKERS] 491 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,846 Looks like you done lost your hero-boy. 492 00:38:28,347 --> 00:38:30,223 I can take care of myself. 493 00:38:30,891 --> 00:38:33,268 [CONSTABLE] Yeah, I bet you can at that. 494 00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:36,104 Let's me and you have a little talk. 495 00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:41,234 Did you ever go down on another little girl? 496 00:38:41,652 --> 00:38:43,737 Ever have it done to you? 497 00:38:44,071 --> 00:38:46,156 Whores just don't make it with guys. 498 00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:48,408 They make it with anybody with cash, right? 499 00:38:49,076 --> 00:38:50,702 Bet you do. 500 00:38:51,412 --> 00:38:52,954 Bet I'd like to watch you too. 501 00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:56,124 Yes, ma'am. I'd really dig watching you. 502 00:38:56,417 --> 00:38:59,377 Them little melons all pink and tight. 503 00:38:59,628 --> 00:39:03,048 That little ass a-humping and a-jerking around. 504 00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:06,509 Them long legs all jacked up juicy-like. 505 00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:10,388 I bet it don't take much to get you all wet... 506 00:39:10,598 --> 00:39:13,099 and hot to trot, does it? 507