All That Jazz

I can't go back to that room. I can't face those dancers. 647 00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:28,999 I'm stuck. 648 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,559 They keep staring at me, and nothing's coming out. 649 00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:35,399 - Oh, boy, that number's lousy! - (PAUL) My song? Lousy? 650 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:37,479 No, not the song. Me, me. 651 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:40,479 The way I'm staging it. 652 00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:43,799 - Maybe we should cut it. - (PAUL) "Cut it"? 653 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,719 I think I'll leave. 654 00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:48,159 Paul, sit right there. 655 00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:50,840 Go back to bar 17. 656 00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:57,043 - And... - (♪ RESUMES) 657 00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:03,319 Did you hear what I said? Nothing is coming. 658 00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,679 Don't worry, Paul. 659 00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:10,079 He always says the same thing about every number in every show. 660 00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:13,279 How the hell do you know what I always say? 661 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:16,879 (PAUL) Don't you think it would be better if I stepped outside? 662 00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:19,039 Keep playing, Paul. 663 00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:23,279 I'm only doing this show because you want to play that stupid 24-year-old girl. 664 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:25,359 (SARCASTIC LAUGH) 665 00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:28,279 I knew sooner or later you'd say that. 666 00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:30,959 You do think I'm too old for the part. 667 00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:32,999 Well, you're wrong. 668 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,599 I can play 24 years old... 669 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:38,079 and I'll damn well prove it. 670 00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:40,839 You want to quit the show? Quit the show. 671 00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:44,479 You don't have to do anything for me... 672 00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:48,159 but just don't kid yourself that you're doing this show... 673 00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:51,959 for any other reason except guilt about me. 674 00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,686 Guilt? What guilt? 675 00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:59,159 For never going one day when you were faithful to me. 676 00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,442 Oh. That guilt. 677 00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:04,079 Faithful, faithful! 678 00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:06,639 You're always talking about being faithful. 679 00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:09,446 Audrey, why do you think so small? 680 00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:16,599 Besides, how do I know you were faithful to me? 681 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:19,079 Oh, you know I was. 682 00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:20,799 That's right. I know you were. 683 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,959 Oh! You meant to do that. 684 00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:24,679 Yes, I did. 685 00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:26,719 You kept me working all the time. 686 00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:29,559 I never had a chance to cheat. 687 00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:32,199 What is this big hang-up you've got about fidelity? 688 00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,279 What makes you think that being faithful... 689 00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:36,799 is the greatest friggin' virtue in the world? 690 00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,759 Excuse me. Well... 691 00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:41,359 it is a great deal better than those... 692 00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:44,199 meaningless affairs you keep tap-dancing through... 693 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:47,599 those Stacys, those Victorias. 694 00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:50,719 You're not even fooling Michelle with Victoria, you know. 695 00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:52,479 Straighten that leg. 696 00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:55,799 (LAUGHING) It is as straight as it's ever going to get. 697 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,399 Oh! The Boonies... 698 00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,719 the Wendys, the Debbies, the Donnas... 699 00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:03,319 I can't even remember all their names. Give me a hand. 700 00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:05,719 Keep playing, Paul. 701 00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:08,079 Bet you can't either. 702 00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:12,119 Quick, tell me: What was the name of the girl in Philadelphia... 703 00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:14,971 the blonde with the television show? 704 00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,679 Ah. The blonde with the television show. 705 00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:22,759 The blonde in Philadelphia? I remember that girl's name. 706 00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:25,479 I remember because that girl meant something to me. 707 00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:28,809 The blonde with the television show, her name was Sweetheart. 708 00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:31,201 (NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE) 709 00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:35,488 - Honey? - No. 710 00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:38,530 Baby? 711 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,769 I can't remember her name. 712 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,079 (WHISPERS) Dorothy. 713 00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,879 - Dorothy. - Who cares? 714 00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:50,526 I can'