The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

♪ Please excuse the filthy, dark details ♪ 550 00:34:23,088 --> 00:34:25,034 ♪ And carnal lust ♪ 551 00:34:25,090 --> 00:34:28,469 ♪ Filthy, dark details and carnal lust ♪ 552 00:34:28,526 --> 00:34:31,029 ♪ Dancin' goin' on inside it Don't you see ♪ 553 00:34:31,096 --> 00:34:34,543 ♪ They've gone plumb wild I inquired No one denied it ♪ 554 00:34:34,599 --> 00:34:38,376 ♪ Now I think I'm gettin' riled. Bodies close together ♪ 555 00:34:38,436 --> 00:34:43,943 ♪ Arms and legs all rearranged. And the sheriff does not close it down ♪ 556 00:34:44,008 --> 00:34:46,113 ♪ That's very strange ♪ 557 00:34:46,177 --> 00:34:49,420 ♪ Does not close it down That's very strange ♪ 558 00:34:49,481 --> 00:34:52,394 ♪ Mean-eyed, juiced-up brilliantined honky-tonk cowboys ♪ 559 00:34:52,450 --> 00:34:54,487 ♪ Oh, no! Mixin' with green-eyed thin-lipped ♪ 560 00:34:54,552 --> 00:34:57,089 ♪ Hard-as-nails peroxide blonds, Oh, no! ♪ 561 00:34:57,155 --> 00:35:02,070 ♪ Not to mention some types that you'd never guess would venture near ♪ 562 00:35:02,127 --> 00:35:06,906 ♪ Actin' all depraved and loose and wild Ninety miles from here ♪ 563 00:35:06,965 --> 00:35:10,276 And now, our own Melvin P.Thorpe singers. 564 00:35:10,335 --> 00:35:12,281 ♪ Texas has a whorehouse in it. ♪ 565 00:35:12,337 --> 00:35:14,908 Oh, my goodness, he's talkin' about us! 566 00:35:14,973 --> 00:35:18,147 ♪ Texas has a whorehouse in it. ♪ Suits me, Mom. 567 00:35:18,209 --> 00:35:22,123 ♪ I'll crusade ♪ Doreen! Get my heart pills! 568 00:35:22,180 --> 00:35:26,424 ♪ Loveless copulation goin' on. ♪ Hot damn! 569 00:35:26,484 --> 00:35:29,795 ♪ And it must stop ♪ 570 00:35:29,854 --> 00:35:33,392 ♪ Loveless copulation ♪ Loveless copulation? 571 00:35:33,491 --> 00:35:37,439 ♪ Texas has a whorehouse in it God, have mercy on our souls ♪ 572 00:35:37,495 --> 00:35:42,001 ♪ Texas has a whorehouse in it God, have mercy ♪ - Aaah! 573 00:35:42,066 --> 00:35:45,013 ♪ - Can you dig it? 574 00:35:45,069 --> 00:35:47,777 Hey! ♪ Loveless copulation ♪ 575 00:35:47,839 --> 00:35:50,445 ♪ Going on ♪ 576 00:35:53,545 --> 00:35:56,116 577 00:35:56,181 --> 00:35:59,287 Don't touch that dial! This is Melvin P.Thorpe... 578 00:35:59,350 --> 00:36:02,456 sayin' I'll be back with new and revealin' information... 579 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:04,625 about this and other cases. 580 00:36:04,689 --> 00:36:07,966 Watchdog never sleeps! 581 00:36:08,026 --> 00:36:12,372 ♪ And it must stop. Watchdog's gonna get you♪ 582 00:36:12,430 --> 00:36:17,004 ♪ Gonna shine his light on you, Watchdog's gonna get you Gonna shine his light ♪ 583 00:36:17,068 --> 00:36:20,777 ♪ On you ♪ 584 00:36:25,610 --> 00:36:29,752 Damn. That man is crazier than a peach orchard sow. 585 00:36:29,814 --> 00:36:32,055 Announcin' it straight out on TV. 586 00:36:32,116 --> 00:36:36,155 So you been sayin'. Everybody's talkin' about it. Not that it's big news... 587 00:36:36,221 --> 00:36:38,497 to anybody over three months of age. 588 00:36:38,556 --> 00:36:40,502 But they heard it in their livin' room. 589 00:36:40,558 --> 00:36:45,507 Sung. Sung to music. And he actually called my name on television. 590 00:36:45,563 --> 00:36:49,739 Worse than that. The son of a bitch called mine! 591 00:36:49,801 --> 00:36:53,840 Ed Earl, seems like ever since I can remember, folks been jumpin' on me... 592 00:36:53,905 --> 00:36:56,511 for one reason or another. Mmm. 593 00:36:56,574 --> 00:36:59,555 But we're gonna beat this thing. I ain't worried about it. 594 00:36:59,611 --> 00:37:01,852 You know why? Because I trust you. 595 00:37:01,913 --> 00:37:03,984 Mmm. 'Cause you're my protector. 596 00:37:08,953 --> 00:37:11,229 Do you know he wears a sock in his underwear? 597 00:37:11,289 --> 00:37:16,261 A sock? Yeah. All rolled up like a Jimmy Dean sausage. 598 00:37:16,327 --> 00:37:18,933 Well, I bet he's runnin' for office. 599 00:37:18,997 --> 00:37:21,841 That's typical of them crusadin' fanatics. 600 00:37:21,933 --> 00:37:25,608 They flare up every few months. They're always confusin' crime with sin. 601 00:37:25,670 --> 00:37:30,710 People get sick of hearin' it, and pretty soon it just clears out of the air. 602 00:37:30,775 --> 00:37:34,723 You're probably right. Well, ain't I always? 603 00:37:34,779 --> 00:37:38,090 Mm-hmm. You know what I was thinkin', Ed Earl? 604 00:37:38,149 --> 00:37:40,425 What? Just how much I miss all the little stuff.. 605 00:37:40,485 --> 00:37:43,625 Me and you used to do, like goin' up to the lake. 606 00:37:43,688 --> 00:37:46,168 Wouldn't it be fun just to go up there, get a couple of six-packs, 607 00:37:46,224 --> 00:37:48,261 and just get drunker than Clooney Brown? 608 00:37:48,326 --> 00:37:51,864 Girl, that's the best idea you had all year. When we go...