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441 00:31:55,414 --> 00:31:58,748 Who knows what goes on in the Muslim mind? 442 00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:02,618 I have had murderous feelings, though, I have to admit. 443 00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:06,998 Not getting laid, it's starting to make me feel really angry towards women. 444 00:32:08,135 --> 00:32:10,126 And so I thought, well, if I join the army 445 00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:12,702 those inclinations, as you call them, would be seen as a plus. 446 00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:15,172 On your application, like. 447 00:32:15,308 --> 00:32:17,578 I mean, they don't come right out and say that's what they're looking for. 448 00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:20,206 In the advertisements it's all about seeing the world and all that shite. 449 00:32:20,230 --> 00:32:21,833 But I would assume that wanting to murder someone 450 00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:23,459 would be like having a degree in engineering. 451 00:32:23,483 --> 00:32:26,145 It would outweigh my lack of qualifications. 452 00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:29,937 Right. 453 00:32:32,659 --> 00:32:33,899 Do you use pornography at all? 454 00:32:34,035 --> 00:32:36,493 I feel I've exhausted all the possibilities of pornography. 455 00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:38,828 - All of them? - Well, nearly all of them. 456 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,868 I'm onto transsexual pornography at the moment. 457 00:32:42,711 --> 00:32:44,622 Chicks with dicks, you know? 458 00:32:47,591 --> 00:32:50,253 Maybe there's a simpler solution. 459 00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:52,547 Leave home. 460 00:32:52,679 --> 00:32:54,949 Go somewhere where your chances of meeting available young women 461 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:58,091 with loose morals are increased proportionately. 462 00:32:58,226 --> 00:32:59,637 Sligo town, do you mean? 463 00:33:01,021 --> 00:33:05,686 No. I was thinking more Dublin, London, New York. 464 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,228 New York? 465 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:10,398 I'd only end up getting the AIDS, knowing my luck. 466 00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:12,450 Thanks for taking the time to talk to me, Father. 467 00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:13,932 I can't say it's been of much help. 468 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:16,734 But it's good to get these things out in the open, I suppose. 469 00:33:32,302 --> 00:33:33,792 Pull! 470 00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:41,179 Pull! 471 00:33:48,318 --> 00:33:49,774 Pull! 472 00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:04,665 They've all left me, you know. That's why the place is so empty. 473 00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:07,163 Like a tomb. 474 00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:08,751 Who's left you? 475 00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:11,455 The wife, the kids. 476 00:34:11,591 --> 00:34:14,003 Even Consuela, and she's from Ecuador. 477 00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:16,135 So you'd think she wouldn't have that many options, 478 00:34:16,263 --> 00:34:17,799 but apparently not. 479 00:34:18,848 --> 00:34:20,088 I'm sorry to hear that. 480 00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:24,513 You mentioned a financial proposition. 481 00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:30,440 I'd like to make amends, do penance for past sins. 482 00:34:31,695 --> 00:34:36,656 Although, I suppose all sins are past, otherwise they wouldn't be sins. 483 00:34:36,783 --> 00:34:38,615 They'd just be... 484 00:34:39,869 --> 00:34:43,453 ...evil thoughts floating around in your mind. 485 00:34:45,792 --> 00:34:48,454 Why do you wear the old soutane, by the way? 486 00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:50,954 Are you trying to make a statement or something? 487 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:53,672 I mean, look, this watch here... 488 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,667 That's making a statement. That's a Tag Heuer. It's very expensive. 489 00:34:56,803 --> 00:34:59,716 Are you going to get to the point or are you just going to ramble on? 490 00:34:59,848 --> 00:35:04,012 Let me ask you a question. What do you see when you look at me? 491 00:35:06,521 --> 00:35:08,432 I'll tell you what you see. 492 00:35:08,565 --> 00:35:13,685 You see a handsome, sophisticated, eminent man in the prime of his life. 493 00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:15,811 A colossus, let's say. 494 00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:20,532 A colossus who once bestrode the world of high finance 495 00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:25,325 and became profoundly influential in certain spheres, 496 00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:27,118 not to say inordinately wealthy. 497 00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:30,834 Not to say sickeningly wealthy, let's face it. 498 00:35:32,339 --> 00:35:33,829 Are you sure I can't tempt you? 499 00:35:34,674 --> 00:35:37,792 - I'll stick to the water. - I heard you liked a drink. 500 00:35:38,386 --> 00:35:40,218 I liked it too much. 501 00:35:41,014 --> 00:35:44,006 There's no such thing as too much. 502 00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:47,638 There's only not enough! 503 00:35:48,605 --> 00:35:50,266 Where was I? 504 00:35:50,607 --> 00:35:53,440 - Talking about money.