The Toxic Avenger

282 00:27:47,046 --> 00:27:48,953 Alright, boys. 283 00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:51,100 Chief, what have you got? 284 00:27:51,803 --> 00:27:55,825 That alleyway was the most gruesome sight I have ever seen. 285 00:27:55,826 --> 00:27:57,640 Gruesome, huh? 286 00:27:58,100 --> 00:28:00,099 Have you ever met my mother-in-law? 287 00:28:00,100 --> 00:28:02,099 Now, that's gruesome 288 00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:03,278 What about Cigar Face? 289 00:28:03,279 --> 00:28:05,099 Have we gotten anything out of him yet? 290 00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:08,099 He must still be in shock. All he does is sit around 291 00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:11,514 all day babbling about some seven foot monster. 292 00:28:11,515 --> 00:28:14,599 Yeah, and the only other clue we've got are those mops, 293 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,599 stuffed in their mouths. 294 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:21,145 Mops... It must be some sort of political statement. Do we have any suspects? 295 00:28:21,146 --> 00:28:26,099 Nah, the whole town is suspect. Knuckles and Nipples were hated by everyone. 296 00:28:26,100 --> 00:28:29,599 Not by me. They were our two best producers. 297 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,919 Speaking of which, I almost forgot. 298 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:35,557 The boys made their rounds last night and here is the collection. 299 00:28:35,558 --> 00:28:37,614 Yeah, and it would've been double if it wasn't for this 300 00:28:37,615 --> 00:28:40,841 devastating tragic turn of events. 301 00:28:40,842 --> 00:28:42,216 Yeah. 302 00:29:39,818 --> 00:29:43,099 Slug, will you stop with that Elephant Man bullshit. 303 00:29:43,100 --> 00:29:49,232 I am not an animal. I'm Melvin, the mop boy. 304 00:29:57,100 --> 00:30:00,508 - Who is it? - It's me, Ma. Melvin. 305 00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:12,114 Ma? Ah, Ma! 306 00:31:20,928 --> 00:31:25,028 Tom. Tom, is he dead? 307 00:31:25,029 --> 00:31:26,713 Hey, Tom. 308 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:31,303 Yeah, over here. Tom, the zoning board has designated 309 00:31:31,304 --> 00:31:35,765 the old Rawlins Chemical Plant as the new toxic waste dump site. 310 00:31:36,100 --> 00:31:40,368 Now that's contaminated, but valuable waterfront property. 311 00:31:44,826 --> 00:31:49,051 We think it's a crime to let that property go to waste as a dump. 312 00:31:49,052 --> 00:31:52,324 You are aware, of course, that that would place our new toxic chemical dump 313 00:31:52,325 --> 00:31:55,647 just 20 feet from the reservoir for the entire area. 314 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,584 Gentlemen, I think we have a deal. 315 00:32:06,114 --> 00:32:09,672 Here to better living through chemistry. 316 00:32:31,716 --> 00:32:35,716 Mr. Fred! Mr. Fred, what's wrong with this thing!? 317 00:32:50,114 --> 00:32:51,216 Alright, everybody! 318 00:32:51,217 --> 00:32:54,293 Drop your tacos or I'll blow your brains out! 319 00:32:56,787 --> 00:32:58,715 Rico, get the cash register! 320 00:32:58,716 --> 00:33:01,158 Okay, you got it! 321 00:33:02,229 --> 00:33:04,393 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. 322 00:33:04,412 --> 00:33:07,372 We are the entertainment for this afternoon. 323 00:33:07,373 --> 00:33:11,889 Now on shotgun, we've got my man Leroy. 324 00:33:12,467 --> 00:33:16,638 On cash register we've got magic fingers, Rico! 325 00:33:16,639 --> 00:33:18,069 That's me. 326 00:33:18,201 --> 00:33:22,405 And last but not least, yours truly Frank. 327 00:33:23,811 --> 00:33:25,366 On the stick. 328 00:33:27,561 --> 00:33:28,984 Shut up! 329 00:33:29,740 --> 00:33:32,068 Now if you all do just what we tell you, 330 00:33:32,069 --> 00:33:36,783 you just might, just might get your asses home all intact. 331 00:33:37,982 --> 00:33:43,416 Look who we got here! A little mother, and a littler baby. 332 00:33:44,232 --> 00:33:46,884 Do you like Mexican food, little baby? 333 00:33:47,219 --> 00:33:48,969 Well, How'd you like to have this hot tamale 334 00:33:48,970 --> 00:33:51,072 shoved down your throat? 335 00:33:53,186 --> 00:33:54,923 What are you looking at? 336 00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:00,360 Hey, Frank, teeny boppers! 337 00:34:00,609 --> 00:34:02,399 You like video games, teeny boppers? 338 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,985 Your mom give you quarters for video games? 339 00:34:04,986 --> 00:34:06,635 Well, cough them up! 340 00:34:07,508 --> 00:34:10,117 Hey, this one's cute, Frank. 341 00:34:10,118 --> 00:34:12,492 Look how cute she is, Frank. 342 00:34:12,493 --> 00:34:14,746 Say, Leroy, I think she likes you. 343 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,325 Hey, why don't you leave her alone? 344 00:34:26,259 --> 00:34:28,669 We'll give you our money, if you want money. 345 00:34:29,055 --> 00:34:31,359 Hey, look, pal, why don't you just let everyone go 346 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:33,399 and keep me as a hostage, huh? 347 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:34,376 Huh? 348 00:34:34,642 --> 00:34:37,330 That's an idea, ainft it, Frank? 349 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:39,291 - Yeah. - No, thanks. 350 00:34:50,633 --> 00:34:53,909 Shut up! It was self d