Igor

for any modern actress. 541 00:28:03,332 --> 00:28:06,540 Well, our evil bun should be out of the oven soon. 542 00:28:15,928 --> 00:28:18,260 Estephan, you're a magician! 543 00:28:18,347 --> 00:28:19,757 What s that smell? 544 00:28:19,849 --> 00:28:23,091 My new air freshener, "Dead Dog. " Jealous? 545 00:28:26,856 --> 00:28:28,721 I don't hear anything. 546 00:28:31,068 --> 00:28:32,649 (SCREAMING) 547 00:28:32,736 --> 00:28:34,397 I think it worked. 548 00:28:34,530 --> 00:28:35,610 (ROARING) 549 00:28:35,990 --> 00:28:37,230 Maybe they dld too much? 550 00:28:37,325 --> 00:28:38,656 Oh. Was it? 551 00:28:38,742 --> 00:28:42,280 Was I too much? I was pushing, wasn't I? 552 00:28:42,371 --> 00:28:44,908 It was only a vocal exercise, but that is a beginner's mistake 553 00:28:44,999 --> 00:28:47,911 I have to own that. That's just where I am. 554 00:28:48,210 --> 00:28:51,873 If only I knew whether I had the "it" factor. 555 00:28:51,964 --> 00:28:53,795 But how can you know? I mean, you can't learn that, 556 00:28:53,883 --> 00:28:55,623 you just have to be born with it. 557 00:28:55,718 --> 00:28:59,381 Oh listen to me going on and on about me, me, me. 558 00:28:59,472 --> 00:29:02,464 Let's talk about you, Igor Do you think I have "it"? 559 00:29:02,558 --> 00:29:06,722 Let's thank ourguest who has taught us in one hour, 560 00:29:06,812 --> 00:29:10,896 a lifetime worth of lessons in acting. 561 00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:12,356 Acting? 562 00:29:13,069 --> 00:29:14,184 (EXCLAIMS) 563 00:29:14,278 --> 00:29:16,234 Who changed the channel? 564 00:29:16,322 --> 00:29:17,311 Wait, where's the remote? 565 00:29:17,406 --> 00:29:19,317 Move it! I need this room. 566 00:29:19,408 --> 00:29:21,740 No, no, no Wait! We need to unbrainwash her! 567 00:29:21,827 --> 00:29:23,658 No can do, pal. 568 00:29:23,746 --> 00:29:27,455 Every wash comes with a sealant guaranteed to last a lifetime. 569 00:29:27,541 --> 00:29:29,657 In otherwords, buzz off! 570 00:29:35,424 --> 00:29:38,166 EVA: Okay, things to do, sign up for yoga classes 571 00:29:38,260 --> 00:29:41,969 get new headshots, adopt children from all over the world. 572 00:29:42,056 --> 00:29:44,968 Oh time for my elocution exercises. 573 00:29:45,309 --> 00:29:47,971 I need a box of biscuits I need a box of biscuits 574 00:29:48,062 --> 00:29:49,893 It's just failure after failure. 575 00:29:49,980 --> 00:29:52,767 After failure, after failure... 576 00:29:53,275 --> 00:29:55,561 Oh, sorry, I thought we were counting off all your failures. 577 00:29:55,653 --> 00:29:58,144 EVA: Biscuit mixer a box of mix... 578 00:29:58,239 --> 00:30:01,356 A box of mixed biscuits and a biscuit mixer. 579 00:30:01,492 --> 00:30:02,948 I need a box... 580 00:30:02,993 --> 00:30:04,358 Stop the carriage! 581 00:30:04,453 --> 00:30:06,068 (BRAKES SCREECHING) Ow! 582 00:30:06,163 --> 00:30:07,198 What? What's the matter? 583 00:30:07,289 --> 00:30:10,531 I don't mean to be a prima donna, but I think I need a bigger trailer. 584 00:30:10,626 --> 00:30:13,083 After failure, after failure, after failure... 585 00:30:13,170 --> 00:30:15,786 After failure, after failure... 586 00:30:19,552 --> 00:30:22,339 That monster is about to be mine. 587 00:30:22,429 --> 00:30:24,385 Oh, really? How? 588 00:30:24,473 --> 00:30:28,591 Well, with a little something I just stole for the occasion, okay? 589 00:30:29,019 --> 00:30:30,975 (CLANKING) 590 00:30:31,981 --> 00:30:34,017 EVA: Practice poses for the red carpet, 591 00:30:34,108 --> 00:30:37,976 become an environmentalist, but still fly private when necessary. 592 00:30:41,574 --> 00:30:46,238 A Shrink Ray? Oh, that's a genius plan for stealing a monster. 593 00:30:46,328 --> 00:30:48,239 Hey! I don't come down to where you work and... 594 00:30:48,330 --> 00:30:51,618 Oh, that's right, you don't work! So shut your cake hole, darling! 595 00:30:51,709 --> 00:30:54,917 Now to shrink Igor and steal his monster. 596 00:30:55,004 --> 00:30:56,039 (BEEPING) 597 00:30:57,548 --> 00:30:58,628 (GASPS) 598 00:30:58,757 --> 00:31:00,042 (TIRES SCREECHING) 599 00:31:01,469 --> 00:31:04,586 Oh, God Did I hit it? Did I hit it? I hope I didn't hit it! 600 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,797 You, sir, put the "Evil" in "Evil Scientist. " 601 00:31:07,891 --> 00:31:09,131 Here we go 602 00:31:09,393 --> 00:31:10,803 (SHRINK RAY BUZZING) 603 00:31:10,894 --> 00:31:12,259 What the... 604 00:31:12,855 --> 00:31:14,220 (TIRES SCREECHING) 605 00:31:17,359 --> 00:31:19,771 Hold on! Pull over. I'm getting jar sick! 606 00:31:19,862 --> 00:31:21,398 Someone's trying to shoot us! 607 00:31:21,488 --> 00:31:25,572 Paparazzi! Why can't those vultures leave me alone? 608 00:31:27,244 --> 00:31:29,610 (BRAIN EXCLAIMING IN DISTRESS