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DID ONE OF THOSE LOWLIFES MAKE YOU FEEL GUILTY AGAIN? 347 00:24:42,949 --> 00:24:45,284 IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT? BECAUSE IF IT IS-- 348 00:24:45,284 --> 00:24:48,420 I'M SORRY, STEVE, BUT I'VE TOLD YOU AS MUCH AS I CAN. 349 00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:50,356 EXCUSE ME. 350 00:25:23,322 --> 00:25:25,825 Les's voice: THE COSTUME IS OBVIOUSLY INTEGRAL 351 00:25:25,825 --> 00:25:27,493 FOR ANY SUPERHERO. 352 00:25:27,493 --> 00:25:30,597 IT CAN PROTECT THE HERO'S TRUE IDENTITY, 353 00:25:30,597 --> 00:25:32,298 IT CAN INSPIRE FEAR, 354 00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:35,201 CURIOSITY OR AMAZEMENT. 355 00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:37,536 BUT IN MY OPINION, 356 00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:40,306 THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF A COSTUME 357 00:25:40,306 --> 00:25:42,308 IS WHAT GOES ON THE BACK OF IT. 358 00:25:42,308 --> 00:25:44,310 BECAUSE IT'S NOT JUST THE HERO'S NAME, 359 00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:46,312 IT'S THEIR MESSAGE TO THE PUBLIC. 360 00:25:46,312 --> 00:25:48,480 I WANT MY COSTUME TO TELL PEOPLE 361 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,984 THAT THEY SHOULDN'T GIVE UP NO MATTER HOW ALONE THEY SOMETIMES FEEL. 362 00:25:51,984 --> 00:25:54,286 BECAUSE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. 363 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:06,793 IT TURNS OUT THAT BEING A SUPERHERO 364 00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:09,295 WAS LIKE MANY OTHER THINGS IN LIFE: 365 00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:11,463 WHEN YOU WANT TO AVOID IT, 366 00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:13,800 CRIME SEEMS LIKE IT'S EVERYWHERE, 367 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,601 BUT WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IT, 368 00:27:15,601 --> 00:27:17,870 CRIME IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. 369 00:27:22,742 --> 00:27:26,512 THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO ALWAYS TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS. 370 00:28:05,217 --> 00:28:07,386 WHOA, CANDY, THAT HAD TO HURT. 371 00:28:07,386 --> 00:28:09,055 YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN, CHUCK. 372 00:28:09,055 --> 00:28:11,390 NOW LET'S TAKE ONE MORE LOOK AT IT. 373 00:28:24,737 --> 00:28:27,740 If you have any information about this bizarre local case, 374 00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:31,410 that number again is 1-800-555-8477. 375 00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:34,981 1-800-555-TIPS. 376 00:28:34,981 --> 00:28:37,483 Our mad tackler is Caucasian, 377 00:28:37,483 --> 00:28:39,485 approximately six feet tall, 378 00:28:39,485 --> 00:28:41,653 and is wearing a white leather suit 379 00:28:41,653 --> 00:28:44,256 with an unexplained symbol on the back. 380 00:28:49,461 --> 00:28:51,730 I THINK WE HAVE A PROBLEM. 381 00:28:55,334 --> 00:28:57,336 Les's voice: BEFORE ALL THIS HAPPENED, 382 00:28:57,336 --> 00:28:59,505 I ASSUMED A SUPERHERO WOULD BE FREE 383 00:28:59,505 --> 00:29:01,841 FROM EVERYDAY FEAR AND INSECURITY. 384 00:29:01,841 --> 00:29:04,844 BUT I'M DISCOVERING THAT WHEN THE COSTUME COMES OFF, 385 00:29:04,844 --> 00:29:07,213 SOME OF THE MOST SIMPLE THINGS IN LIFE 386 00:29:07,213 --> 00:29:09,148 STILL FEEL THE MOST DANGEROUS. 387 00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:14,220 ( footsteps approach ) 388 00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:16,288 HEY. 389 00:29:18,524 --> 00:29:21,961 SO THAT WAS PRETTY CRAZY THE OTHER DAY, HUH? 390 00:29:23,896 --> 00:29:26,899 WITH THE GUY AND THE GUN AND EVERYTHING. 391 00:29:32,038 --> 00:29:35,507 BUT MAYBE THAT KIND OF THING HAPPENS A LOT IN YOUR LINE OF WORK. 392 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:45,351 WELL, I GUESS I'LL-- I'LL SEE YOU AROUND. 393 00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:50,456 I'M SORRY. 394 00:29:50,456 --> 00:29:53,993 DO YOU KNOW, WHAT I WANTED TO SAY IS-- 395 00:29:56,095 --> 00:29:58,197 I WANTED TO ASK YOU-- 396 00:30:00,332 --> 00:30:02,835 I WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU-- 397 00:30:02,835 --> 00:30:06,605 YOU WANTED TO HAVE-- 398 00:30:08,975 --> 00:30:12,544 YOU CAN... KEEP THE CHANGE. 399 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:42,508 Les's voice: I SUPPOSE THE MAIN POINT TO GET ACROSS HERE 400 00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:44,510 IS THAT EVEN WITH GOOD INSTINCTS, 401 00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:48,014 THE LIFE OF A CRIME FIGHTER TAKES A SMALL ADJUSTMENT PERIOD. 402 00:30:48,014 --> 00:30:50,182 AND EVEN THEN IT'S DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND 403 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:52,451 EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING ON SOMETIMES. 404 00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:14,306 ( tires screech ) 405 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,712 THAT'S WHY I'VE DECIDED TO PURSUE 406 00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:22,814 A MORE CONVENTIONAL WORK ENVIRONMENT. 407 00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:37,029 EXCUSE ME, OFFICER? 408 00:31:37,029 --> 00:31:39,865 I CAN'T TELL YOU MY REAL NAME, 409 00:31:39,865 --> 00:31:43,202 - BUT I USED TO WORK HERE. - YOU'RE A COP? 410 00:31:43,202 --> 00:31:44,703 PARDON ME? 411 00:31:44,703 --> 00:31:47,906 NO, UM, PARKING ENFORCEMENT. 412 00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:50,009 BUT, UH... 413 00:31:50,009 --> 00:31:52,344 THAT'S ALL IN THE PAST. 414 00:31:52,344 --> 00:31:55,781 ANYWAY, THERE'S SOMETHING YOU NEED TO SEE. 415 00:32:01,153 --> 00:32:02,921 PRETTY SOLID WALL, HUH? 416 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:04,256 YEAH. 417 00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:06,592 OR IT SEEMS THAT WAY TO MOST PEOPLE, 418 00:32:06,592 --> 00:32:08,694 BUT THE TRUTH IS... 419 00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:15,901