Home on the Range

She'll be OK. 567 00:25:10,030 --> 00:25:12,726 -How do you know? -You're lookin' at her. 568 00:25:12,766 --> 00:25:16,167 -This was your farm? -Mm-hmm. 569 00:25:16,203 --> 00:25:20,003 We had, like, a family, too, you know. 570 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:23,476 -What happened? -Alameda Slim happened. 571 00:25:23,511 --> 00:25:25,376 [Evil laughter echoing] 572 00:25:25,412 --> 00:25:26,606 Aah! 573 00:25:26,647 --> 00:25:30,583 [Laughter echoing] 574 00:25:30,618 --> 00:25:33,678 Sold to Mr. Yancy O'Del! 575 00:25:33,721 --> 00:25:35,746 Pleasure doing business with you. 576 00:25:40,928 --> 00:25:42,259 [Thud] 577 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:48,791 [Playing harmonica] 578 00:25:51,138 --> 00:25:52,969 <i>MAGGlE: Cattle drive. Told ya.</i> 579 00:25:53,007 --> 00:25:54,406 <i>You both owe me a dollar.</i> 580 00:25:54,441 --> 00:25:55,703 Step lightly, girls. 581 00:25:55,743 --> 00:25:58,837 The male of the species can be extremely hostile. 582 00:25:58,879 --> 00:26:00,540 Oh, come on, Caloway. 583 00:26:00,581 --> 00:26:02,947 lt's not like they haven't seen a cow before. 584 00:26:02,983 --> 00:26:05,315 Mmm? Ohh... 585 00:26:05,352 --> 00:26:07,547 Hey, Barry. 586 00:26:07,588 --> 00:26:10,318 -What? Huh? -Check it out. 587 00:26:10,357 --> 00:26:13,121 Ooh, dairy cows! 588 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:14,684 ALL: Oooh! 589 00:26:14,728 --> 00:26:16,457 Oh, hey, how's it going? 590 00:26:16,497 --> 00:26:20,456 <i>Oh, hello. Let me guess. You're a Taurus.</i> 591 00:26:20,501 --> 00:26:23,902 Look, just keep moving and avoid eye contact. 592 00:26:23,938 --> 00:26:25,769 -Ahem. -Oh! 593 00:26:25,806 --> 00:26:29,139 Pardon me, but what are three lovely ladies like you... 594 00:26:29,176 --> 00:26:31,576 doing on a drive like this? 595 00:26:31,612 --> 00:26:34,206 Just ignore them, and perhaps they'll go away. 596 00:26:34,248 --> 00:26:37,479 Oh, they seem like nice guys. Maybe they can help us. 597 00:26:37,518 --> 00:26:39,452 Why, sure we can help you. 598 00:26:39,486 --> 00:26:41,818 Maybe we can help each other. 599 00:26:41,855 --> 00:26:43,914 -Hmm? -Hmm? 600 00:26:43,958 --> 00:26:47,792 Look, lover-bull, we're here strictly on business. 601 00:26:47,828 --> 00:26:51,389 Ooh, sounds pretty exciting. What kind of business? 602 00:26:51,432 --> 00:26:54,959 We're looking for a cattle rustler named Alameda Slim. 603 00:26:55,002 --> 00:26:56,128 -Grace! Shh! -Grace! Shh! 604 00:26:56,170 --> 00:26:57,797 Hey, it doesn't hurt to ask. 605 00:26:57,838 --> 00:26:59,567 Slim? Oh ho ho ho! 606 00:26:59,607 --> 00:27:02,508 Why, Slim's just a scary bedtime story... 607 00:27:02,543 --> 00:27:04,306 <i>to get little calves to behave.</i> 608 00:27:04,345 --> 00:27:05,676 [Hisses] 609 00:27:06,714 --> 00:27:09,512 -Uhh! -Ooh! 610 00:27:09,550 --> 00:27:10,642 What was that? 611 00:27:10,684 --> 00:27:12,311 lt must be Slim and the Willies. 612 00:27:12,353 --> 00:27:13,843 Slim and the Willies? 613 00:27:13,887 --> 00:27:16,651 Don't worry, darlin'. l'll protect you. 614 00:27:16,690 --> 00:27:19,682 You have exactly two seconds to remove your hoof... 615 00:27:19,727 --> 00:27:21,524 before l snap it off at the knee. 616 00:27:21,562 --> 00:27:24,463 Oh, uh, sorry, ma'am. l thought you were the blonde. 617 00:27:24,498 --> 00:27:26,193 Ooh! 618 00:27:29,370 --> 00:27:31,600 Come on, girls. lt's time to lose these ropes. 619 00:27:31,639 --> 00:27:34,540 SLlM: Where you going? Ho-yah! Hyah! 620 00:27:34,575 --> 00:27:37,305 -Maggie, l'm stuck. -Look out! 621 00:27:37,344 --> 00:27:38,538 Hahh! 622 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,071 [Dramatic music playing] 623 00:27:45,085 --> 00:27:47,485 lt's payback time. 624 00:27:47,521 --> 00:27:49,512 -Cover me! -With what? 625 00:27:49,556 --> 00:27:50,716 -Howdy, Slim. -Howdy, Slim. 626 00:27:50,758 --> 00:27:53,454 Quiet, you fools. We've got work to do. 627 00:27:53,494 --> 00:27:55,394 <i>Now listen up.</i> 628 00:27:55,429 --> 00:27:57,454 <i># There are crooks in this here west #</i> 629 00:27:57,498 --> 00:27:59,966 <i># Who have claimed to be the best #</i> 630 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,628 <i># And they think they wrote the book on how to rustle #</i> 631 00:28:02,670 --> 00:28:03,830 -Aah! -Aah! 632 00:28:03,871 --> 00:28:05,600 <i># Well, as good as they may be #</i> 633 00:28:05,639 --> 00:28:07,470 <i># Not a one's as good as me #</i> 634 00:28:07,508 --> 00:28:10,966 <i># And l barely have to move a single muscle #</i> 635 00:28:11,011 --> 00:28:13,605 <i># They call me mean, boys #</i> 636 00:28:13,647 --> 00:28:15,274 <i># Depraved and nasty, too #</i> 637 00:28:15,315 --> 00:28:17,806 <i># And they ain't seen, boys #</i> 638 00:28:17,851 --> 00:28:19,478 <i># The cruelest thing l do #</i> 639 00:28:19,520 -->