Iris and Isaac's first weekend away as a couple is going so well — until Isaac mentions he didn’t know they were a couple. Convinced she's met her perfect guy and that he's just confused, Iris goes to increasingly ridiculous and irrational lengths to prove to Isaac that they are meant to be together.
Oh, Hi! is a Romance, Comedy, Thriller film released in 2025.
3 subtitle releases available in English.
Movie Dialogue Sample
you should stay in the room
until you resolve it.
560
00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:35,458
She says in some cases,
561
00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:38,461
couples literally tie themselves
together for 24 hours.
562
00:30:38,545 --> 00:30:39,879
Iris...
563
00:30:39,963 --> 00:30:42,340
Let's just stay here
for the rest of the day.
564
00:30:42,423 --> 00:30:44,717
And if by the end of it,
you don't wanna be with me,
565
00:30:45,385 --> 00:30:47,136
then fine.
566
00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:50,265
No, no, I don't...
I don't wanna do that.
567
00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:52,100
I don't think
you know what you want.
568
00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:53,893
Like, I think you think
you know what you want,
569
00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:55,311
but that's not actually
what you want.
570
00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:56,813
'Cause I don't think
you know what you want.
571
00:30:56,896 --> 00:30:57,981
If you really thought about
what you wanted,
572
00:30:58,064 --> 00:30:59,107
it wouldn't be what you wanted.
573
00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:00,358
-Okay.
-If you wanted that,
574
00:31:00,441 --> 00:31:01,526
'cause it wouldn't be
what you want.
575
00:31:01,609 --> 00:31:03,778
Why don't you, um...
576
00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:06,531
Why don't you uncuff me,
and we can talk about it?
577
00:31:06,614 --> 00:31:09,200
What if these are gifts
from the universe?
578
00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:10,785
A gift?
579
00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:14,038
A gift that I could save you
from self-sabotage!
580
00:31:14,122 --> 00:31:18,334
Look, this is "Sondra's" theory,
not mine, and she's got the PhD.
581
00:31:18,418 --> 00:31:20,670
"Sondra," Sandra, who the fuck
are you talking about?
582
00:31:20,753 --> 00:31:21,754
So, you'll do it.
583
00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:24,340
No! Uncuff me!
584
00:31:24,424 --> 00:31:26,426
Fine, I'll uncuff you, but then
I'll just have to stab you.
585
00:31:26,509 --> 00:31:27,510
-What?
-It's like,
586
00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:29,345
all I want is to feel deeply
587
00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:31,180
and get into the nitty-gritty
of a relationship
588
00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:32,765
and be vulnerable and have love.
589
00:31:32,849 --> 00:31:33,850
Like, that's what I want.
It's like,
590
00:31:33,933 --> 00:31:35,226
let me make you breakfast!
591
00:31:37,645 --> 00:31:38,730
Yeah.
592
00:31:40,273 --> 00:31:41,900
Breakfast, yeah, yeah.
Make me breakfast.
593
00:31:43,401 --> 00:31:45,153
Really?
594
00:31:45,236 --> 00:31:49,574
Yeah. Let's... do the 12 hours.
595
00:31:49,657 --> 00:31:51,951
Let's... Let's do that.
596
00:31:52,035 --> 00:31:54,746
We just need to connect.
597
00:31:54,829 --> 00:31:56,080
Yeah, for sure.
598
00:31:57,248 --> 00:31:59,208
Okay, breakfast.
599
00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:01,753
The most important meal
of the day.
600
00:32:01,836 --> 00:32:03,713
Breakfast!
601
00:32:10,094 --> 00:32:10,929
Making breakfast.
602
00:32:11,804 --> 00:32:12,847
We're making breakfast.
603
00:32:15,224 --> 00:32:16,643
French toast, his favorite.
604
00:32:25,985 --> 00:32:27,528
Okay.
605
00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:28,947
Need an egg, okay.
606
00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:30,531
Need an egg.
607
00:32:53,429 --> 00:32:56,516
God, please,
please don't let her kill me.
608
00:32:57,892 --> 00:32:59,143
I know I'm not perfect,
609
00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:00,561
but I don't think
I deserve to die.
610
00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:03,439
Not like this.
611
00:33:10,863 --> 00:33:11,656
Oh.
612
00:33:11,739 --> 00:33:13,825
Hi. Hey.
613
00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:16,494
How do you know where I live?
614
00:33:16,577 --> 00:33:18,496
I'm so sorry.
I do not know where you live.
615
00:33:18,579 --> 00:33:21,541
I... I'm just staying at
the farmhouse down the road.
616
00:33:21,624 --> 00:33:24,252
I... I promise you, I did not
know that you lived here.
617
00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:25,837
You're staying at the farmhouse?
618
00:33:26,462 --> 00:33:27,338
Yeah.
619
00:33:28,881 --> 00:33:31,884
Uh, sorry if I seemed
rude earlier,
620
00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:35,346
but there have been
some local high schoolers
621
00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:38,433
who've been trying to have
sexual intercourse in the creek.
622
00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:40,977
Oh, yeah,
I'm... I'm a full adult,
623
00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:45,023
and I only get sexual inside.
624
00:33:45,106 --> 00:33:48,359
I, uh, was wondering
if you would be open,
625
00:33:48,443 --> 00:33:51,404
um, to letting me borrow an egg.
626
00:33:51,487 --> 00:33:53,573
I know that's crazy,
and I wouldn't give it back,
627
00:33:53,656 --> 00:33:56,409
but I, uh, I'm Iris, by the way,
628
00:33:56,492 --> 00:33:59,454
and I'm making French toast
for my boyfriend.
629
00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:01,914
-Steve.
-His name's Isaac.
630
00:34:01,998 --> 00:34:04,250
-I'm Steve.
-Oh.
631
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