Shotgun Stories

277 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:34,378 Well... I mean, it seems like every game I ever been to your... 278 00:26:34,378 --> 00:26:36,797 it's like the other team is shooting layups. 279 00:26:36,881 --> 00:26:38,549 Here, look at this. 280 00:26:40,384 --> 00:26:42,636 Something I've been working on lately. 281 00:26:43,387 --> 00:26:45,306 We set traps back here... 282 00:26:45,472 --> 00:26:46,974 cut off the incoming pass. 283 00:26:47,141 --> 00:26:49,393 Most of these kids can't throw all the way down court... 284 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:53,856 so we bring up our five men. We cut them off and grab that game. 285 00:26:54,565 --> 00:26:55,566 Hey, Kid. 286 00:26:56,483 --> 00:26:58,819 - What's up, Shampoo? - Boy. 287 00:26:59,904 --> 00:27:02,740 You talk to Son yet about me parking my car over there? 288 00:27:02,823 --> 00:27:03,908 Not yet. 289 00:27:04,074 --> 00:27:05,409 Come on man, talk to him. 290 00:27:05,576 --> 00:27:07,328 I'll talk to him when I wanna talk to him. 291 00:27:07,661 --> 00:27:08,621 Shit. 292 00:27:08,662 --> 00:27:11,248 Heard y'all caused a scene over that funeral? 293 00:27:11,248 --> 00:27:11,874 Yeah? 294 00:27:11,916 --> 00:27:14,084 Yeah, Mark Hayes is goin' on about it. 295 00:27:14,168 --> 00:27:15,252 What'd he say? 296 00:27:15,419 --> 00:27:18,422 He said he might have to kick a little ass. -Said what? 297 00:27:18,505 --> 00:27:20,925 Something about kicking y'all's ass. 298 00:27:23,093 --> 00:27:24,345 You believe that shit? 299 00:27:25,262 --> 00:27:26,263 I tell you what... 300 00:27:28,265 --> 00:27:30,434 If you see him, you tell him to come find me. 301 00:27:30,935 --> 00:27:32,519 Shit, I don't see him! 302 00:27:57,628 --> 00:27:59,713 What if I end up cheatin' on her, though? 303 00:28:01,966 --> 00:28:06,136 Well, you end up in a situation where you're seein' two girls. 304 00:28:06,971 --> 00:28:09,723 I guess you just gotta love both of them. 305 00:28:12,977 --> 00:28:14,061 What? 306 00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:17,815 You gonna eat that? 307 00:28:19,316 --> 00:28:23,237 I don't know, I start thinkin' 'bout houses and kids, 308 00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:24,738 other women... 309 00:28:26,574 --> 00:28:29,326 I see a nice bootie, I'll still gonna look at it. 310 00:28:29,493 --> 00:28:31,161 Whacha all doin'? 311 00:28:31,662 --> 00:28:33,330 We're gonna see if this thing works. 312 00:28:44,842 --> 00:28:46,093 Well, she runs. 313 00:28:46,677 --> 00:28:48,929 - You found this thing? - Yeah. 314 00:28:50,764 --> 00:28:52,016 Damn, that's cold! 315 00:29:16,874 --> 00:29:18,375 Cut it, cut it. Cut it! Cut it. 316 00:29:21,879 --> 00:29:24,965 See that? One fuel line looks like that you got popped off. 317 00:29:25,049 --> 00:29:26,717 - You know how to do it? - No. 318 00:29:28,135 --> 00:29:30,221 What are they teachin' you at that college? 319 00:29:30,387 --> 00:29:32,806 - Nothin' good. - You hear that, John? 320 00:29:34,058 --> 00:29:35,392 Here, take that. 321 00:29:36,727 --> 00:29:39,230 You'd be better off stickin' around here this fall. 322 00:29:41,565 --> 00:29:42,566 That's good. 323 00:29:44,818 --> 00:29:46,403 Good, you got it! 324 00:29:47,238 --> 00:29:49,073 Deserves a cold beer. 325 00:29:50,991 --> 00:29:52,826 Hey, y'all should know... 326 00:29:52,910 --> 00:29:55,412 Especially about the shit that happened. 327 00:29:55,579 --> 00:29:57,414 Dad was proud of you. 328 00:30:07,675 --> 00:30:09,760 You know you have to put a bobber on that? 329 00:30:09,927 --> 00:30:10,928 I know. 330 00:30:11,178 --> 00:30:13,097 Henry, let's go. 331 00:30:28,028 --> 00:30:31,282 Pretty boy, ready to catch some fish? 332 00:30:32,783 --> 00:30:33,784 What's up, buddy? 333 00:30:34,535 --> 00:30:37,204 Watch out for that net! I'm just jokin'. 334 00:30:39,206 --> 00:30:42,376 Your daddy was gonna fish without the bobber, can you believe that? 335 00:30:43,043 --> 00:30:44,879 OK, let's get up on that rock. 336 00:30:47,047 --> 00:30:49,550 OK. Now wheel it in, just a little bit. 337 00:30:50,384 --> 00:30:52,720 OK, that's good. Now we're just gonna let it sit out there. 338 00:30:54,305 --> 00:30:56,807 Hey Carter, you want your sandwich? -No. 339 00:30:59,977 --> 00:31:01,729 I need to clean my van up. 340 00:31:04,315 --> 00:31:06,817 How much do they charge you to keep that here? 341 00:31:06,984 --> 00:31:09,403 Nothing, I know a guy who works up here. 342 00:31:13,324 --> 00:31:16,410 I still can't figure why you sleep in that thing. 343 00:31:16,493 --> 00:31:17,912 Beats payin' rent. 344 00:31:18,078 --> 00:31:20,748 If I had an apartment, I'd have to get a summer job. 345 00:31:20,915 --> 00:31:23,250 This way it's like early retirement. 346 00:31:25,002 --> 00:31:28,005 It's like... bein' a bum. 347 00: