A Day at the Races

Publicity? We mustn't have any of that. You know, the ethics of my profession. 431 00:26:45,132 --> 00:26:47,420 But we have to get new patients. 432 00:26:47,592 --> 00:26:51,043 Well, after all, the old patients were good enough for your father. 433 00:26:51,220 --> 00:26:53,509 Besides, who wants to see my picture? 434 00:26:53,681 --> 00:26:58,141 l'm not a famous man. l'm just a simple country doctor with horse sense. 435 00:26:58,310 --> 00:26:59,721 Oh, you're too modest. 436 00:26:59,895 --> 00:27:02,136 - We'll forget about the pictures. - That's better. 437 00:27:02,314 --> 00:27:05,065 And, doctor, remember, l'm counting on you. 438 00:27:05,233 --> 00:27:08,399 The success of the sanitarium is in your hands. 439 00:27:10,738 --> 00:27:14,735 Look, Miss Standish, suppose... Suppose l were to tell you... 440 00:27:14,908 --> 00:27:16,817 that l'm not the doctor you think l am. 441 00:27:16,993 --> 00:27:19,116 Well, you're the only one that can help me. 442 00:27:19,287 --> 00:27:21,244 And do be nice to Mrs. Upjohn, won't you? 443 00:27:21,414 --> 00:27:26,787 Well, she's not exactly my type, but for you, l'd make love to a crocodile. 444 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,585 Silly. 445 00:27:30,588 --> 00:27:34,633 Have the florist send roses to Mrs. Upjohn. Write "Emily, l love you" on the bill. 446 00:27:34,801 --> 00:27:37,172 Just a moment, Dr. Hackenbush. 447 00:27:38,679 --> 00:27:40,256 Yes, Mr. Whitmore. 448 00:27:40,431 --> 00:27:44,013 No, l haven't been able to get that call through to the Florida medical board. 449 00:27:44,184 --> 00:27:47,101 Well, l'm doing the best l can. lt ought to be here any minute. 450 00:27:47,270 --> 00:27:51,137 lf that call's what l think, she can cancel those roses and make it lilies for me. 451 00:27:54,485 --> 00:27:56,560 Get me Mr. Whitmore. 452 00:27:59,197 --> 00:28:01,652 - Hello? - Here's your Florida call, Mr. Whitmore. 453 00:28:01,824 --> 00:28:04,113 All right. Hello? 454 00:28:04,285 --> 00:28:06,740 Florida medical board. Good morning. 455 00:28:06,912 --> 00:28:09,699 l'd like to talk to the man in charge of the records, please. 456 00:28:09,873 --> 00:28:12,031 Record department? Just a moment, sugar. 457 00:28:13,918 --> 00:28:16,290 Record department. Colonel Hawkins talking. 458 00:28:17,046 --> 00:28:20,794 Colonel Hawkins, did you get a wire from me regarding Dr. Hackenbush? 459 00:28:21,383 --> 00:28:24,218 l'm sorry, sir, but there's a hurricane blowing down here... 460 00:28:24,386 --> 00:28:27,055 and you'll have to talk a little louder. 461 00:28:27,222 --> 00:28:29,713 lt certainly is the windiest day we ever did have. 462 00:28:30,516 --> 00:28:33,137 <i>It certainly is windy!</i> 463 00:28:33,769 --> 00:28:36,639 l want to know about Dr. Hackenbush! 464 00:28:40,358 --> 00:28:42,232 - Yes? - Whitmore, cut out that squawking. 465 00:28:42,402 --> 00:28:44,560 The patients are all complaining. 466 00:28:44,737 --> 00:28:47,857 <i>And I hope, sir, that that's the information that you require.</i> 467 00:28:48,032 --> 00:28:51,614 l'm sorry, colonel. l didn't hear it. l was called to the Dictograph. 468 00:28:51,785 --> 00:28:56,162 - What was that you said, sir? - l was called to the Dictograph! 469 00:29:00,084 --> 00:29:03,583 Whitmore, one more yelp out of you, and l'll have you bounced out of here. 470 00:29:03,754 --> 00:29:06,589 <i>And I trust, sir, that that answers your question.</i> 471 00:29:06,757 --> 00:29:09,923 l'm terribly sorry, colonel. l didn't hear you. 472 00:29:10,093 --> 00:29:12,500 l can't hear you. You'll have to talk a bit louder. 473 00:29:12,679 --> 00:29:17,007 l want to find out something about Hackenbush! 474 00:29:19,685 --> 00:29:22,010 - Well, what is it now? - That's the last time... 475 00:29:22,187 --> 00:29:24,263 l'm gonna warn you about that yowling. 476 00:29:24,689 --> 00:29:27,262 <i>And in conclusion, let me say...</i> 477 00:29:27,442 --> 00:29:30,526 l'm sorry, colonel. What was that you said about Hackenbush? 478 00:29:30,694 --> 00:29:35,023 Hacken... You mean, Dr. Hackenbush? Oh, no. He's not here. 479 00:29:35,198 --> 00:29:37,654 l know he's not there. He's here! 480 00:29:37,826 --> 00:29:40,613 Then what are you bothering me for, Yankee? 481 00:29:40,787 --> 00:29:43,787 But l want to know something about his Florida record. 482 00:29:43,956 --> 00:29:45,783 Here's your Florida call, Mr. Whitmore. 483 00:29:45,958 --> 00:29:47,701 Operator, will you get off the line?! 484 00:29:47,876 --> 00:29:50,628 <i>- Hello? Hello, colonel. - Yes?</i> 485 00:29:50,796 --> 00:29:54,793 Are you sure you're speaking of Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush? 486 00:29:54,966 --> 00:29:57,291 - Who? - Hugo Z. Hackenbush! 487 00:29:57,969 --> 00:29:59,166 Who's calling him? 488 00:30:00,888 --> 00:30:04