V/H/S/Beyond

<i>Hot, you say?</i> 583 00:48:46,406 --> 00:48:47,614 <i>I look hot?</i> 584 00:48:47,717 --> 00:48:49,754 <i>Hey, Logan, can I keep the jumpsuit, man?</i> 585 00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:52,481 I fuckin' love you guys. 586 00:48:52,584 --> 00:48:53,864 And if that were a text, I would emphasize it… 587 00:48:53,965 --> 00:48:55,553 <i>and heart it.</i> 588 00:48:55,656 --> 00:48:56,761 <i>Hey, I love you.</i> 589 00:48:56,864 --> 00:48:58,004 - I love you. <i>- Come here.</i> 590 00:48:58,107 --> 00:48:59,005 <i>Get under here.</i> 591 00:48:59,108 --> 00:49:00,316 <i>Mwah, mwah.</i> 592 00:49:00,420 --> 00:49:01,524 Get outta here. All right. 593 00:49:02,767 --> 00:49:03,874 <i>Three minutes to altitude.</i> 594 00:49:03,975 --> 00:49:05,356 <i>- Okay. - Whoo!</i> 595 00:49:05,459 --> 00:49:06,670 <i>All right, that's three minutes, guys.</i> 596 00:49:06,771 --> 00:49:07,806 <i>- Three minutes. - Okay.</i> 597 00:49:07,910 --> 00:49:08,773 <i>Three minutes. Clip in.</i> 598 00:49:08,876 --> 00:49:10,257 <i>Tandems clip in.</i> 599 00:49:10,361 --> 00:49:12,501 <i>Everyone secure your latches, straps?</i> 600 00:49:12,604 --> 00:49:13,433 <i>Everyone good?</i> 601 00:49:13,536 --> 00:49:14,710 Ready, babe? 602 00:49:14,813 --> 00:49:15,883 <i>Okay.</i> 603 00:49:15,987 --> 00:49:17,264 <i>We are so crispy, guys.</i> 604 00:49:17,368 --> 00:49:18,541 All right. 605 00:49:18,645 --> 00:49:20,235 Now, remember… keep those backs arched. 606 00:49:20,336 --> 00:49:22,994 And when in doubt, pop those crotches out, baby. 607 00:49:23,098 --> 00:49:24,892 - I felt all of that, man. - It's the Viagra. 608 00:49:24,996 --> 00:49:26,101 Don't worry. 609 00:49:26,204 --> 00:49:27,415 That was right on my back, okay? 610 00:49:27,516 --> 00:49:29,138 Hey, we clipped in? 611 00:49:29,242 --> 00:49:30,418 - Yeah, Z-man, scoot over. - You all seeing this? 612 00:49:30,519 --> 00:49:32,176 <i>What…</i> 613 00:49:32,279 --> 00:49:33,697 Look out the window, starboard side, 3:00 o'clock. 614 00:49:33,798 --> 00:49:35,455 <i>The hell's starboard side?</i> 615 00:49:35,558 --> 00:49:36,766 <i>- No fucking way. - No way.</i> 616 00:49:36,870 --> 00:49:37,804 <i>What is it?</i> 617 00:49:37,905 --> 00:49:38,906 <i>Whoa, shit.</i> 618 00:49:39,010 --> 00:49:40,460 <i>What the fuck is that, man?</i> 619 00:49:40,563 --> 00:49:41,633 <i>I can't see it.</i> 620 00:49:41,737 --> 00:49:42,841 <i>Whoa!</i> 621 00:49:42,945 --> 00:49:44,084 <i>Hey, what was that, man?</i> 622 00:49:44,188 --> 00:49:45,361 That was a fucking UFO! 623 00:49:45,465 --> 00:49:46,293 What'd you see? 624 00:49:46,397 --> 00:49:48,192 <i>I have no fuckin' idea.</i> 625 00:49:48,295 --> 00:49:50,090 <i>That's insane, bro.</i> 626 00:49:50,194 --> 00:49:52,092 <i>What are you looking at?</i> 627 00:49:52,196 --> 00:49:53,059 <i>What the fuck?</i> 628 00:49:53,162 --> 00:49:54,232 <i>Easy, easy, easy.</i> 629 00:49:54,336 --> 00:49:55,854 <i>Guys, guys, guys.</i> 630 00:49:55,958 --> 00:49:57,169 It's over here, now. Look, look. 631 00:49:57,270 --> 00:49:58,650 <i>Holy fucking shit, dude.</i> 632 00:49:58,754 --> 00:49:59,927 <i>Holy… oh, my God!</i> 633 00:50:00,031 --> 00:50:00,966 <i>We come in peace.</i> 634 00:50:01,067 --> 00:50:02,171 <i>Is this Area 51?</i> 635 00:50:02,275 --> 00:50:03,483 <i>- Whoa. - Whoa.</i> 636 00:50:04,622 --> 00:50:05,622 <i>Fuckin'…</i> 637 00:50:09,972 --> 00:50:11,456 <i>What was that?</i> 638 00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:16,634 <i>That's military aircraft in our air space.</i> 639 00:50:16,737 --> 00:50:17,635 <i>Oh…</i> 640 00:50:17,738 --> 00:50:18,673 <i>Whoa.</i> 641 00:50:18,774 --> 00:50:19,982 We're headed back. 642 00:50:22,088 --> 00:50:23,333 <i>- What the fuck was that? - Jeez.</i> 643 00:50:23,434 --> 00:50:24,987 Zach, this doesn't look good, man. 644 00:50:25,091 --> 00:50:26,198 Shift over so I can secure that last ring. 645 00:50:26,299 --> 00:50:27,369 <i>I'm trying, man.</i> 646 00:50:27,472 --> 00:50:28,749 <i>I'm stuck.</i> 647 00:50:28,853 --> 00:50:29,854 <i>Oh, God.</i> 648 00:50:29,957 --> 00:50:30,993 <i>It's stuck on my balls.</i> 649 00:50:31,097 --> 00:50:31,959 <i>Work with me, Zach.</i> 650 00:50:32,063 --> 00:50:33,063 <i>Come on.</i> 651 00:51:12,103 --> 00:51:13,104 Yo, we gotta jump. 652 00:51:13,208 --> 00:51:14,450 <i>Get outta here.</i> 653 00:51:14,554 --> 00:51:15,554 <i>We gotta jump.</i> 654 00:51:38,681 --> 00:51:40,304 <i>Oh, shit!</i> 655 00:51:44,687 --> 00:51:46,275 <i>Oh, shit!</i> 656 00:52:06,088 --> 00:52:07,952 <i>Logan!</i> 657 00:52:08,055 --> 00:52:10,679 <i>Where's my chute?</i> 658 00:52:10,782 --> 00:52:13,958 <i>I can't pull it!</i> 659 00:52:14,061 --> 00:52:18,480 <i>Logan, pull the chute!</i> 660 00:52:23,588 --> 00:52:25,901 <i>Oh